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luke is in the x wing and is trying blow up death star
ben's spirit: luke! use the force, not the targeting computer!
luke: but i wanna use the targeting computer
ben: i said use the force!
luke: ok jeez! no need to yell!
ben: flip it up
luke: ok, i'm using the force now, not the targeting computer
x wing fighter: you've turned off your targeting computer, is something wrong?
luke: yeah that stupid spirit of that crazy old guy keeps telling me to use the force!
fighter: sucks for you man!
luke: totally bogus!
vader: i have you now
starts shooting
luke: oh crap! vader's shooting at me!
ben: use the force!
luke: ok i'll use the-
ben: use the force!
luke: ok i said i-
ben: are ya using the force yet?!
luke: JEEZ!!!
evades vader and blows up death start
ben: see! i told you!
luke: yeah whatever, i'm sure the TARGETING COMPUTER would've worked just as well though
leia: hey luke. the spirit of you old master bothering you again?
luke: big time
leia: here, use this all natural organic sleepy time tea.
luke: wow that sounds kinda gay
leia: it really works tho
luke: alright
drinks tea
luke: hey! i thinks it's working! i'm starting to feel-
passes out
leia: oops, that must have been the tea that i spiked with sleeping pills. srry dude.
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