Topic: Dash Rendar vs. Han Solo

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May 21, 2006 12:15 am #

Well, just like everybody else is doing now a days. Somebody versus someone.
Although nothing has matched up to Fett vs. Alucard, the largest versus we've done so far on the new boards.
This time it's Han and Dash. My apologies to old members if this has been done. I can't remember myself.

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May 21, 2006 4:38 am #

I would say Solo would win.

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May 21, 2006 6:53 am #

This is a pretty good match up................hmmm.......I'd say Solo too. They both are very creative, but Solo comes out the victor.

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May 21, 2006 7:17 am #

i think Dash would win because solo pretty much tought dash what to do and stuff, and he was a killer robot! have you seen that thing? in look like a ig-88 series

May 21, 2006 6:50 pm #

I'd say Dash, he seems to have a little more luck than Solo if even by small margins.

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May 22, 2006 9:33 am #

Han Solo for me.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 22, 2006 11:56 am #

got to give it to Han Solo,
heres a thought solo with chewy and Dash with ig-88

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May 22, 2006 12:10 pm #

Dash would not have a chance if Chewbacca was there.

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May 22, 2006 5:43 pm #

No, that droid of his isn't much help.

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May 22, 2006 8:47 pm #

simply han....(period)

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May 23, 2006 5:33 am #

Han, because he has the hero immortality behind him.  Lucas would never let him die.

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May 23, 2006 7:49 pm #

What if Lucas wasn't greasing the wheels?
I mean, they kill Chewie...

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May 23, 2006 11:48 pm #

I think GL does have something for Solo....he would never let him die...that is just my oppinion...but maybe i'm wrong.

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May 24, 2006 9:49 am #

GL behind the wheels or no, Han would definently win without question.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 25, 2006 4:14 pm #

Han just isn't my favorite character I suppose, it might burn down to that in the end.

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May 26, 2006 3:24 am #

I think Han would win, simply because he has more luck than a loaded dice. I don't really think Dash's skill would come into it. Let's face it Han has more lives than a cat.

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May 26, 2006 11:54 am #

Yes, he does, he's even survived attempts by Boba Fett.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 29, 2006 11:50 am (Edited May 29, 2006 11:53 am) #

Solo: ALright Rendar Even though we're in the middle of a war with the Yuuzhan Vong, we should fight because Lucas's Kids think it would be funny...

Rendar: Ok.... Your Wife is really Ugly....
Solo: What so we're taunting now? Thats Low dude...
Rendar: At least My wife isn't Ugly...
Solo: Look Now, If you say one more word about my wife....
Rendar: Howabout.....UGLY!!!
Solo: Alright Pal, Pistols at Dawn
Rendar: By The Way I wasn't just saying that to Start A fight, your wife: Ugly!!!

Several Hours Later on Concord Dawn...

Chewie: AUGHAGGHAHGH
Rendar: What'd He say?
Solo: He said take ten paces then turn and fire.
Rendar: 1,2,3,uhhh 4
Solo: 1,2, 10!!!! (Turns and Fires!!!)
(Solo Leaves and Celabrates with Chewie)

Dash Rendar's Head rolls next to Greedo's and Dengar's

Dengar: I don't care what the Comics say, I killed that guy.
Greedo: ROLOGOLOFOLO SOLO MOLO CHOLO (* And he shot first)
Rendar: And his wife is ugly (Fans kick Rendar's head over a wall)

Dengar: Sooo, you know how to play Pazaak?

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May 30, 2006 12:08 pm #

That was creative and funny.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 30, 2006 12:41 pm #

Thanks, I feared it would not go down well...

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May 31, 2006 1:23 pm #

he,he,he.....yes, I very much agree.It was creative and funny. :D  A good lifter upper! :D



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May 31, 2006 1:36 pm #

My favourite part was where
Han said " All right Psitols at dawn!"

and then they went to Concord Dawn

Thats an easily missable joke...

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May 31, 2006 2:16 pm #

Hilarious, I got the Concord Dawn bit.

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May 31, 2006 2:18 pm (Edited May 31, 2006 02:18 pm) #

I don't get that part.  Could someone please explain it?

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Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 31, 2006 2:23 pm #

It's the mincing of the word Dawn, sort of like bad poetry or saying the same word rhymes with itself. Read it over and think about how it's written.

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May 31, 2006 2:25 pm #

Oh I get it now.  Thanks.

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Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 31, 2006 2:48 pm #

welcome

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June 1, 2006 1:05 am #

I would've explained....
But I wasn't on at that time....

Thanks for explaining for me though...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 1, 2006 1:35 am #

I try
Sorry if I overstepped any bounds.

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June 1, 2006 3:12 am #

nah...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 1, 2006 3:04 pm #

Same old, same old

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June 2, 2006 3:23 am #

Yeah, I guess...

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June 2, 2006 8:32 am (Edited June 2, 2006 08:48 am) #

That was some damn funny writing Humorbot!
PAZAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously lets face it...... Solo has that lucky scoundrel phasade goin on. It seems that luck alone lets him get through the hard situations! Where as Dash is more a professional merc... but it all comes down to a dog fight in outer space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Solo: Chewie pass me a hydro spanner, Rendar has blown my hands off.
Chewie: RAAAArgh!!!!!!
Solo: Hit the hyperdrive you furry bas@#$!

i think dash would win in ship combat1

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June 2, 2006 12:26 pm (Edited June 2, 2006 12:30 pm) #

Yea, I think Dash is the better pilot, or he at least keeps his ship in better condition than Solo.

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June 2, 2006 2:10 pm #

Why the hell is this thing in the roleplaying sections? It belongs back in Bounty Hunters, who's stupid idea was it to move it here?

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June 2, 2006 3:27 pm #

It was aaron
and it was a good idea....


Thanks for the compliment btw Jodo Outkast...

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June 2, 2006 3:56 pm #

I should've known.
And no it wasn't.

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June 2, 2006 6:37 pm #

I don't care either way.

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June 3, 2006 3:12 pm #

Well it is more of a Role-Playing genre. I mean we're taking on the roles of Lucas or another Star Wars writer in deciding who would win in a fight...

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July 24, 2006 10:37 am #

I'll say Han Solo, beccause If they fought in a movie George Lucas would make Han win, He makes the good guys always win.. ;(

July 26, 2006 11:43 pm #

And Dash is what?
If that's the case then it's a draw.
(Sorry, just noticed after all this time)

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