Dun dun duu- Oh my gosh! Boba fetts coming after me with a chain saw.....*camra falls over and static appears*
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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So while Boba cut Karson up into human sushi, Dr. Phil tried to get a hair cut. Unfortunately, he realized he was bald. To fix this problem, he....
Got a ton of rogain, then had the barber shave him bald. The God of Pointless Quests was pleased
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The God of Pointless Quests then sent a 20 man unit of Navy SEALs to toke 2 tons of water from the Indian Ocean, and deposit it slightly Southward in the Indian Ocean.
Then suddenly the sun became too close and dried all seas.
although that wouldn't happen in the real universe, it happened anyway. but everyone had a lifetime supply of fish.
Which, due to the recent death of the god of decomposition of fish due the oceans drying up, never rotted
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But now all of the lifeguards were out of a job.
So they all got jobs as mercenaries for hire!
But god didn't like that and filled all Merc jobs
Then back to Boba was standing in the middle of the dried sea's when a beached whale fell on him. :D
-Boba Fett-
Which exploded taking the cheezy (self censored)ers with it
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And everyone rejoiced for everyone was getting really tired of cheese in puff form.
But Boba Fett killed every single Jedi, because he thought the force was made out of Cheesey puffs.
Of course, Fett was lost in this intire thread, so he decided to make it believable by
―Boba Fett
But only in its degree of unepicness, Then Thor passed the Frisbee (which contained the world) to the God of Clumsiness, who just happend to be standing over a pool of lava. Unfortunately, the god of clumsiness lived up to his name and dropped the Frisbee.
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But the frisbee miraculously bounced off the God of Clumsiness's back, and was passed to
―Boba Fett
Instant disintegration man
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Who *surprise surprise* instantly disintegrated in front of everyone. His wife Spontaneous Combustion Girl scattered his ashes at the...
Sight of his instant disintegration, which was of course into the lava and his ashes were then instantly disintegrated.
and then cheese puff and fruit loops invaded the moon!
but since cheese puffs can't survive in space they all died instantly.
But their hostage, Fett_II also couldn't survive in space, so when he died someone from the BFFC wrote a eulogy for him. That person was
―Boba Fett
But instead Fett_II learned how to breath in space, and kicked Mandalore Hunter in the head (for writing a poor eulogy) with his ENERGY LEGS.
And the fruit loops reincarnated the CHEESE PUFFS AND DECIDED TO INVADE ROME!
But the Roman army, led by Mandalore Fett, was positively starving and made quick work of the invading snacks...mmmmmmm....fruit loops and cheese puffs.
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And so people were furious. Romans were about to reinstate the colosseum's fights, but now took their anger out on
―Boba Fett
However, the Romans didn't know that they were actually mutant cheese puffs.
that grew bigger every time you hit them!!!!!
and multiplied when destroyed!!
Like that thing from hellboy
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So finally they didn't destroy it but fed it and nutured it. It eventually died of all the nurturing.
and then flew through time back to before it all started
but since there was no specific time as to when 'it all started' the universe was destroyed.
Which caused the game to reset.
Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly
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he noticed a familiar looking ship following him
Which some how didnt burn up in atmospheres
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because it was an extra Extra EXTRA spicy cheese-puff-mobile, which burned a hole through the atmosphere as it entered
which caused global warming to rapidly increase by 1000 times thus heating the hull of boba's ship
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