Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

(What's the pencil trick?)

So Boba and Scruffy started wiping out the clowns. EPICly.

but since green didn't realize that Ronald McDonald was already dead, everyone's posts after my last one were all pointless.

Ever heard of a Zombie Clown?

http://www.creaturescape.com/interviews/blair/patches2.jpg

And Scruffy was even more EPIC as was known as " Clown Destroyer "

so he summoned a Tri-Droid aswell, and he , the Tri Droid and Boba killed wave after wave of clowns in the regions of the world.............

Then a dog peed on the Tri-Droid, short circuiting it, and then it devoured Green. Boba laughed and continued killing clowns.

and CA died

But "CA's" mask fell of, revealing the corpse to actually be Green.

Which began oozing some dark black oily substance.

So we poked it with stick.

Suddenly, Green's arm reached up and grabbed Draco by the throat, but Draco whipped out a Berreta 9mm and shot Zombie Green 86 times. And we all laughed. (except for Zombie Green)

After he shot Zombie Green's arm off, Draco kept the hand around his neck as a trophy.

(ewww....lol)

And Appo's and Draco's mob buddies dumped the body in a lake.

the mob was actually run by Fett_II, who then gave Appo and Draco cookies for defeating the zombie.

But Draco decided it was time for a new don...

so he sat down and played the "Make a New Don" video game.

And he asked Fett_II to pla, and it blew up in his face. There is a ne Don now.

But Draco's score was a -5, so the Don was still Fett_II.

So Draco tried a less complex plan, and hit Fett_II in the head with a club. Draco then took control.

BUT.....Green overthrew Draco with an cruel, torturous plan: he played ABBA really loud, causing Draco's head to explode. So Appo killed Green with a post-it note and became the new Don.

Mut the metal lived on in Draco ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6CPwu0I44 ), and Appo was thrown to the ground, and became a vanquished foe of the metal. He tried to win, but for why he does not know.

And the Emporer of Mankind descended from the sky, thousands of drop-pods filled with the Adeptus Astartes in his wake. And Metal was played loudly.

(Hey I remember that song from Guitar Hero III) Appo escaped the metal, and vaporized the drop-pods with a magic paper clip before they hit the ground, killing all of the AA's.

And then the Sith rose again, fullfilling the prophecy by the jedi/warrior Colonel Sanders read, "The sith will rise again"

Then Michal Phelps won  his 8th gold metal in one olympics!

and nobody cared

And RD was deemed unamerican and deported

But the people who were supposed to deport RD were too busy watching Phelps.

So he got away, and was deported by the guys with Tivo

then Phelps swam into RD's face, causing instant blindness. he made a new world record.

But then his mask fell off, and he was disqualified for being a fish.

So Appo fried him and ate him.

But then his other mask fell off, and Appo turned out to be a cannible.

So he threw up Phelps onto Draco.

and phelps set another world record

and although the acid instantly dissolved Draco's face, green somehow miraculously had nothing to do with the situation. then Appo ate another swimmer and puked it onto Green's face.

So Draco used his skull face to scare little children.

The towns people then got together with their torches and pitchforks and went after draco

But unfortunately for the town folk, Godzilla smashed their town to pieces while they were after draco.

And Draco threw athe arm that was still around his neck at the town folk, which did very little.

except piss them off more.

Which forced Draco to go kung-fu on their ass.

And then green tried to kill the game with his new thread. He was punished severely

So Draco had to go kung-fu on his ass aswell.

Then Draco beat him to a bloody pulp.

And it was EPIC.

so EPIC that even Scruffy, the EPIC Janitor, gave it an EPIC rating.

The villagers who'd had Draco go Kung-Fu on their ass went home and found their homes destroyed.  With nothing else to do, they joined Rev's stated cause of Galactic Domination with Lord Revan as their God-King

Rev developed Revan'itis however, and so neither he nor they were ever heard from again...

And RD was suspected of having revanitis as well, so he was fed to the zombies. Then I got bored and went to watch some tv

Then, There was nothing good on TV, So AA  went back for the remains of RD.

And when he reached RD's corpse, Oprah came on. AA cheered and ran to the nearest sofa to watch it, and nobody disposed of RD's body.