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Topic: who is more of a pimp
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Don't be absurd. The real Pimps of Star Wars are
1. Lando Calrissian
2. Boba Fett ( I mean this in the nice way!)
3. Han Solo (in his early years)
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May 16, 2008 12:28 pm #
Out of the 3 Si Titran brought up I would go with Lando Calrissian.
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May 16, 2008 12:55 pm #
Sharra Fett wrote:
Out of the 3 Si Titran brought up I would go with Lando Calrissian.
Yup. All he needed wat a REALLY big brimmed hat in the same baby-blue as his cape
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May 16, 2008 2:06 pm #
Si Titran wrote:
Don't be absurd. The real Pimps of Star Wars are
1. Lando Calrissian
2. Boba Fett ( I mean this in the nice way!)
3. Han Solo (in his early years)
I agree :D
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May 17, 2008 2:04 am #
Yes. Neither Vader nor Binks (suxxor) are "pimps".
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The biggest pimp in star wars would be with out a doubt Prince Xizor! The dude had more style then all of Alderran put together! He had Leia under his spell in SOTE and had his own fembot in Gurri! Cant get much more pimp daddy then that!
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peter wrote:
The biggest pimp in star wars would be with out a doubt Prince Xizor! The dude had more style then all of Alderran put together! He had Leia under his spell in SOTE and had his own fembot in Gurri! Cant get much more pimp daddy then that!
Yes he did have a lot of mojo, but it was in his DNA with the phermones and all so not really all that "pimpish" is it was genetic. LANDO was only a human and way cool, even in his older days when HAN and LEIA were chasing grandkids around he was living well and had his own pleasure cruise boat.
He lived the pimp life style and is even imitated by BEN SKYWALKER later while trying to be "cool" with the ladies.
Besides lest we forget his classic commercial
"Nothing gets them in the mood quicker, than malt liquor! Schlitz Malt Liquor"
neither I nor LANDO endorsses malt liquor, but it is a Billy Dee commercial
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of course Lando Calrissian is the biggest pimp in Star Wars. he won control of Cloud City through a gambling game of sabacc.
July 22, 2008 3:50 pm #
yup, and he wears a baby blue colored shirt and cape with bell bottom pants....... Nuff Said
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Viking1 wrote:
Fett_II wrote:of course Lando Calrissian is the biggest pimp in Star Wars. he won control of Cloud City through a gambling game of sabacc.
Well in "COURTSHIP of PRINCESS LEIA" Han won a planet in a highstakes game with Warlords and such, granted it was a witch infested planet, but he won that all the same, that and LEIA.
Almost forgot about the cape, great point. Capes are real BA
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July 22, 2008 3:51 pm (Edited July 22, 2008 03:52 pm) #
yeah, I think the clothes are what puts Lando over the top of all the rest :P
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give him a cane and the feather hat, like you said before, and it would be perfect.
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Lando is the biggest pimp.
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August 29, 2008 3:13 am #
Jar Jar as a pimp?Yikes :P Lando obviously. :P
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August 29, 2008 6:48 pm #
I'm not sure why this topic hasn't been closed yet. Part of the rules are not to post anything sexual.
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