Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

an acorn

which was actually 27 acorns in total. Scruffy decided to sell them to the highest bidder in Helsinki which was the rich snooty person............

Who had a heart attack and died.

Scruffy then inherited his mansion, servants, and all other belongings, including the rich snooty guy's corpse. So, Scruffy burned the corpse, then fought zombie ninja squirrels on the way back to his new house, which Boba was renting a room in.

As soon as Scruffy and Boba locked eyes, an intense brawl insued, during which-

more zombie ninja squirrels attacked, forcing Scruffy and Boba to ally with each other and kick zombie ninja squirrel ass.

But Boba was mortally wounded.

And had to get rushed to hospital, which................

the doctors and nurses spat in his wounds and said "LOL diseases!". so, he decapitated them.

with a sharp book that belonged to.................

Scruffy, the janitor who is EPIC.

Who made a film " EPIC " that was published all around the world, and he got famous and stuff.

Meanwhile, StarKotar....................

And no one cared. You can't just create a new story.

After the surgery, Boba and Scruffy took turns beating up the doctors.

and there came Dr House who joined them to beat the other doctors with his stick. The other doctors were shocked and felt hurt to see one of theirs against them like that, but House was obviously having fun doing that with Boba and Scruffy and didn't care one bit. So they...

continued epicly pwning all the doctors and nurses.

...Then Batman swung through a window and yelled...

"I AM THE DARK KNIGHT!" But then Scruffy and Boba decided his new movie would be good, so they just threw Batman out the window and let him live.

But then Fett, Scruffy, and House saw that Batman had abounty on his head.

So House says to Batman: "Be careful, some people can denounce you to the police!". Then he called Dr.Cuddy and he ask her to go to the local police station.

Unfortunately, Dr.Cuddy wasn't at home at that moment. He caught the answering machine. And whlie he was on the phone trying to call, Fett and Scruffy had gone to...

Laugh at scient...ists. Yeah.

Which threw potions and experiments at Boba, thinking they would hurt him, so he..........

Moved 2 inches.

to prevent them hurting him and he killed them and went down to the burger shop and bought a hot dog with mustard, brown sauce and ketchup.

After he........

took a dump in a port-a-potty, which was knocked over as a liger ran into it.

And that made everyone not want to know what Green's "brown sauce" is.

couldn't understand where Scruffy had gone, so he...

PARTIED HARD YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then....

he was dead sick for the next few days from all the abuse of...

Green's "brown sauce"

which turned out to be A1 steak sauce mixed with Worcestershire sauce (thank you firefox correction :D). so, green was sued. and lost to the Chewbacca defense.

( Hey!? This brown sauce isn't mine. :| Boba bought it from a street burger seller kiosk stall ;) ok? So I'm not sued )

Then Boba went out to go watch a film in the local town center................... ( I don't know why people in Britain call it " centre " ??? :P )

Because it is the British thing to do.  Just like drinking tea and talking about cheerios a lot.  So Boba, to infiltrate the Buckingham Palace and steal the Crowne Jewels began taking up these practices.

( ???????? :P ;) )

Sev, we don't talk about Cheerios at all. We eats them. :P Not talk about them. You're thinking of England. They probably drink tea and biscuits and have posh butlers and lawnmowers...... ;) Not I! :P

Then Sev is infiltrated by hundreds of lemmings..............

But Sev using his magical power of Disney gets them all to jump a cliff.

And they do that because they are born to do that in cartoons and TV shows.

Then Sev is infiltrated by hundreds of Mouse Droids who got blasted off the death star in a massive pod.............

But Sev snipes them all, along with Green who insists on changing the story time after time.....

( No I don't. Stop being interested in my way and continue with you're one, okay? )

Then the lemmings that fell off the cliff,  actually don't commit suicide after migrating  but actually become lemming-fish for going in the water in the river.................

You just changed it again. You went from lemmings (w/e the heck those are) to mouse droids and back to lemmings again.

And then Appo's pet grizzly bear eats all the lemmings, and kills Green for changing the story yet again.

And the grizzly gets warped back to the time 1899. And Green and the lemmings are not dead.

lemmings are little rodents things..... -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming

And Commander Appo and Green do not argue.

Then The Grizzly bear finds a mate and creates a new family. Meanwhile..............

The Grizzly's family eat Green's ancestors, making it impossible for Green to be born, causing him to never be brought up in the story again.

(My 600th post, btw :D )

And the Grizzly is not brought into this RPg again for Green does not want to argue with CA.

Right..... :|

And then suddenly, The Milk Man is devilering Ham packets instead of milk and all the civilians are utterly confused.

Alas.  The grizzly, not being bound by green's words, comes back and mauls Green's mouse droid.

And they run away shrieking and rebound into their pod back to the Death Star waiting for Luke to use the force and eventually blow them up.

Shame......... ;)

Then the Sherpa Gunner comes and gets blasted by Indy's fire trick and bullet to the head in ROTLA and collapses............

And no one cared.

So Boba, Scruffy the EPIC, House and the Grizzly go after green for changing the story nonstop.

*Scruffy the EPIC Janitor, if you will

the four of them beat the crap out of green, then throw him in a dumpster. on the dumpster was a label saying "If you change the storyline, you belong here".

(Good job at taking out the trash :P )

Scruffy the EPIC janitor left the dumpster and came back with a garbage truck to dump the dumpster's contents into.....

the void, because he wanted to get away from...

The spam oozing from the dumpster

And then the game ends