Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

And Pie...

nuts pie. Those very nuts that Michael Jackson could never eat before, because he missed his...

train to Neverland.

This will now mean that he will not be able to get into hospital for his...

fractured mirror, so he will need to go to...

Hell to get glued back together

the only problem is: Satan didn't have glue.

Because Ozzy snorted all of it. So...

He had to improvise it out of all those strange heat resistant maggots down there

but instead he ate the bugs.

But all of a sudden the Cosmos were rocked as a battle of epic proportions ensued.  To watch the battle please click the link.

WARNING SOME BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR DUE TO AWESOMENESS!  HIDE YOUR FELINES!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

EDIT:  Well I did some searching.  This video has already been posted.  But once doesn't do it justice.  :P

And Green apologises for being blind and stupid. It won't happen again. :)

Then suddenly, a big gigantic object appears over the horizon.

It was surprisingly a big, round..........

Boulder rolling at green to punish him for his heresy

Green is so sorry and it WON'T happen again.

Green punishes himself and everything he has done.

Then the boulder backfires into a large black hole and is never seen again.

But then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked another boulder at Green, crushing and killing Green yet again.

The the other boulder got chucked out of a blackhole and killed the Emporer in a thong

( hey! Stop it Commander Appo! I may be ok now but just stop it please! I thought you were my friend. :) )

Then the boulder surprisingly ends up in the Indiana Jones raiders of the lost ark film and chases Indy through the tunnel............

But Harrison Fords awesomeness deflects the boulder and blasts it through 7 dimensions before it hits the newly reborn Green....

And then Harrison Ford crumbles at the sight of the Shear Randomness..........

Causing mass destruction to the unfortunate city of Blasphemy Sherry..........

And then the shear randomness dies

The Shear Randomness can never die, because it's THE SHEAR RANDOMNESS!

It is not living and has no shape or form :P

Meanwhile on the remote planet of Hoth................

The shear randomness randomly ceases to exist, and now will be no longer mentioned again.

It's not "shear", it's sheer. To shear is to cut something.

On hoth a Wampa ate Green, and then a tauntaun trampeled on Green's Nazi counterpart, Adolf Green, causing distress to...

Kill Commander Appo, causing a nuclear bomb to go off in the Farting islands of Poom!

Meanwhile Steeve............

Ate Greens brains because he was mad that the dashingly handsome ( :P ) Commander Appo had died.

He then beat the crap out of Comrade Green, and Boba Fett killed everything, once again becoming a plot element

((I know appo, just spelling it how green did)

I know, I was correcting Green not you.

What did I say?

Then Lord Vader came and conquered Tatooine and like destroyed everything afterwards.

MeanWhile Steeve II..................

Beat the crap out of green for not paying attention to anything Val said in the post on your pointless self pity topic

Then everything blasted into another universe and reversed itself causing a cinema to be obilerated!

I don't think Green reads anyone elses posts. He only reads his own, which is why he is so off topic and random. Green, read my post on the page before this because I don't like repeating myself.

while green was in it.

Then boba fett became the main focus of the story again.

Boba Fett was tracking a one armed Quarren through the streets of Saleucami, when suddenly....

Green wasn't in it and he was spending time with his family, for your information.

Boba Fett was having a quiet drink in the cantina when suddenly a giant AT-AT burst in and blasted the roof off the cantina.

Fett destroyed in and sat down again.

A grenade hit him in the face. And exploded, showering him with tar, then another one went off and covered him with feathers

Holy Moose of Elk in Canada, due to it's surprising awesomeness when suddenly.................

So he beat the crap out of Green for no reason.

(this is skipping Green's post because he isn't paying attention to the story)

( Can we all stop beating me? It's annoying and we aren't making progress anywhere. Can we just please stop it and contine making funny posts like the RPG's supposed to be doing? Please. It's getting beyond a joke now :) )

Which was recorded and put on youtube as "GIANT CHICKEN MAN BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF HELPLESS LITTLE KID" And so a legend was born...

which Green cried at and was never brought into this RPG again.

Green goes and he plays as a normal kid with no special hobbie's or anything. Dull.

Goodbye.

And "GIANT CHICKEN MAN BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF HELPLESS LITTLE KID" is nominated for a Grammy.

Because of fools who like it.

The kid walks and sits down and looks around.

Nothing interesting.

So he is removed as a plot element, and Boba Fett was still trying to remove the tar and feathers from his armor decided to...

Keep the feathers, as a fashion statement.

The Kid walks into town and goes on the bus.

He buys something and comes home and watches TV for a bit.

Nothing Interesting.

Green, continue with the current story.

Boba sees the kid and kills him.

And then Boba, with his new, feathary chicken armor at a sandwhich

Made of a mysterious green meat...

Okay, I'm sorry for my rude behavior.

I shall continue with the story with AA's killings of me! :D

The Kid is obliterated by the sun and Green comes back, who was the one who killed him for being utterly Dull

Draco and AA win an Oscar for the film and the sun chomps down on a sad dull person!

Meanwhile

Green, stay on topic. That doesn't have anything to do with the story. Read from post 1297.