Topic: RPG - The Last Pepsi

Okay, this RPG is based on Humour. May of you want to join in, but I'm not saying any of you have to. ;)

It's based in the future and human's are getting lazy and arrogant. There is no cola, lemonade, orange juice, coke anymore. Only water. But there is one bottle of lovelyness in the galaxy somewhere..........

The Last Pepsi Bottle.

Still fresh , not opened. A pure bottle of 500ml of tasty cola. It has been shipped to a military base in New York.

The year is 2501.

The base is guarded by soldiers, guard dogs and mounted turrets. Nothing can get in........

The American Base has bought the Pepsi for $2000, 000. Hard to believe but it is the LAST, UTTER LAST BOTTLE OF BLACK FIZZ.........................

EVER!

You get to choose your own squad team or own base to break in and steal the Pepsi bottle without getting killed.

YOUR MISSION IS TO RETRIEVE IT AND SHARE IT AMONG YOUR BASE AND CELEBRATE AFTER! :|

Survival is an option!

Go MEN! GO! GET THE LAST PEPSI BEFORE IT IS DRUNK BY OTHER BASES!!! :|

Name: John Hattern
Age: 27
Defense: 50
Armour: Blue Police armour ( 50% defense )
Weapon: Armour, Battle rifle, pistol and numerous stun grenades.
Friends: The Major
Other Friends: Gert, his Guard-Dog.

John looked out and tapped into his microphone. " NOW! "

An almighty BOOOOM! echoed the sky as a factory was destroyed.

The Major cut in.....

" John, get your lazy ARSE down here right now! Double time boy! "

" John, got his radio and replied " ' Aye aye, Major. "

He beckoned to his fellow Policeman and ran towards the base.

" Damn! Just when it's gettin' fun! " John smiled.

" Hahaha! " the others laughed.

" He's right ya know, John..... "

Then they all burst out laughing.

" ' Aye! I bet he is........ " John replied.......................

lololol! I was going to make a character that didn't care and drank Dr.pepper flavored water. But it looks like you ended it.

lol..."ummm...that wuz deee-lishus!"

you ain't right, vod...lol

Lol, loved it. I'm interested in seeing Greens reaction.

Pepi, leader of the Pepsilodians was furious. For years they had worshipped the Holy Pepsi and now the President had destroyed their object of worship. “I declare war on the infidel, let’s show him our ample firepower...”

And with that the Holy War began...

Surprisingly, the last Pepsi refilled and blasted the president back to his puny whitehouse where he belonged.

John came in with his fellow policeman and fired their rifle's at the Marines guarding it. Five fell over, coughed and slumped dead on the floor.

" Get the Damn drink! " John said. ( he is Scottish, by the way )

" Yes, sir! " The Policeman said.

Then pepi came in and blasted the policeman through the chest with a holy energy source from his chest. They surged forward and toppled.

" DAMN IT! IT'S PEPI!!!! " John fired his rifle at Pepi but the bullets bounced off harmlessly.

" Please don't anger me. " Pepi said. " I just wish to take the Pepsi bottle and drink it. "

" NEVER!!!!!!! " John screamed as he got a grenade and chucked it at Pepi.

Pepi coughed violently and fell over, stunned.

John reached for his radio and called:

" Major, we're gonna need more reinforcements nae! ( now ;) ) "

" Yes, right away! What happened to your squad? "

" They got blasted by Pepi's Holy source, sir. Dead, all 5 o ' them. "

" Sending. Wait for backup. It will only take 10 minutes "

Pepi snorted and remained unconcious.

Hold! thought John eagerly...............................

Then Coca, Lord of the Coke Addicts, blasted his way into the fortress in his red and white armor and vaporized the idol of his hated enemy

Pepi was furious, "Damn you Lord Coca! You must die for you sins, you... you... sinner!"

Pepi opened fire with his spud launcher of death...

Then God said

"Screw it."

And all life as we know it stopped instantaniously and every molecule in our bodies exploded at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

The Pepsi refilled again and blasted cola at the red and white armoured terror!

John raised his weapon.

" Damn! It's Lord Coca Cola! Shoot to kill men! "

Then 7 policeman who had just come in, fired at Lord Coca Cola

Then The Shear Randomness came in and helped...........

Pepi pointed at the Pepsi, "My it is truly invincible, none shall drink it. Does it really taste that bad?" For once Pepi actually questioned his faith.

And AA got lost and we continued to ignore his helpless whinings..............

( AA, I'm not stopping you, YOU can join in too if you like,it's a funny RPG and I'm loving it that funny things in it ARE happening, but please don't spam in it, otherwise I'll spam in YOUR topics and say " Well you spammed in mine " LOL - the RPG " remember? )

Get a character and join in! It's fun! :D

" I do say! " The Shear Randomness piped in " It cannot be drunk unless it is drunk from the Holy Grail from Blaszzternon, 1 light year away!

" But we need a teleporter for that! "

They all stared at the Tardis landing....................

Sure, explains why you were screaming at us in that post you deleted

Name: God

God drank the pepsi RPG over

"Damn you God!" Pepi screamed then remembered, "Wait you're not my God... so what do I call you? No it's too much I'm confused... think my head will explode!"

( It cannot be drunk unless if you have the Holy Grail. God doesn't have that. I Do apologise for screaming at you and the others. I DO! :D Now get a character and play properly. It's almost The Never ending Boba Fett Story game if I must say. But that's stupid. Come on! We'd like you to play! :D I don't want to argue with you. :) )

Then Chuck Norris obliterated God from exsitence and we all continued our assault on Lord Coca....................

**Green this is supposed to be a spoof is it not? We're just having fun, we might find the sacred cavern of Pepsi land yet :P **

( Yeah? Can we? Can we make cool random places and conquer them? Oh, sorry for sounding like a complete N00b, though I am already one :P What is a spoof? :) Thanks. )

They got the Tardis and killed the Doctor and Martha and like went to Candyland for a holiday...............

And then the president drank the pepsi using the holy grail. the end

AA please don't make this end. I AM HAVING FUN! IF YOU CAN'T LOOK AT INSTRUCTIONS PROPERLY GO AND GET LOST OF THIS " Stupid " RPG. You don't have to play. You can do whatever you want in the Chat room or the mb's or anywhere. BUT PLEASE DON'T SPAM IN THIS!!! :| )

At least me, Mel, Ralin and Val are having fun. DO YOU KNOW WHAT FUN IS?

* sorry RPG'ers. continue ) :) *

That wasn't spam, it was on topic I think, and I didn't double post, don't see why your not letting me have 'fun', but I apparently don't know what that is

well u might need to go to a concentration camp *no i am not a nazi*

Name: Captain Hobo
Affiliation: none
Age: 32

Captain Hobo killed the President before he could drink the Pepsi from the Holy Grail, because it was a false grail and he would turn to dust if he drank from that grail. Either way he was dead, but CH's way was quicker. So, using his knowledge and a copy of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Captain Hobo retrieved the correct Holy Grail, poured the Pepsi into it after he stole it from the warehouse after killing everyone in it with his horrible body odor (with a cool chase scene), then as he drank the Pepsi, aliens from another dimension came and destroyed Planet Earth, thus ending all Pepsi drinks in the universe.

( Lol, cool little story o ' it Fett_II, keep it up, and thanks for joining. :D )

John, The Shear Randomness, Pepi, Lord Coca and the 7 policeman went in the Tardis anyway.

The Pepsi returned.

" That's odd. " Mark stated. " Captain Hobo drank it and it's still there! " he whined.

Then they chucked the Pepsi into time, where it was mortally destroyed, causing a mass terror to the Nicak's

They got pissed and attacked the Tardis. But they died, due to it's awesomeness.................

Captain Hobo...........................

(you realize that ended the RPG right?)

( No, I merely, thought you had joined, but oh well. It's retarded, like myself, so I don't care what you say, but YOU CAN'T end this RPG. Only the makers can. :) So go shine shoes if you have nothing better to do. )

The Tardis crashed on the remote planet of Squ' arrak and then they played basketball for a while, then they killed aliens, and told them that they were stupid to have kicked the Pepsi out of exsistence.

" Where is the last Pepsi bottle, Aliens? Tell us now or we'll blow your brains out! "

The Aliens didn't speak..............

Name: Big boss, leader of every armed force in earth

Big boss walked up and down his office knowing that people had drunk and re drunk the pepsi over and over again....."Why dont we just sell it?" He exclaimed!

"It always refills so if we charge 95p for everyone who comes in, drinks the bottle, it refills, we drink it again and again and again!"

"Thats truly legendary boss!" his right hand man exclaimed

With that, every single soldier, tank, helicopter, jet fighter, warship, aircraft carrier, submarine, jeep, apc, Bombe and Artiller system moved to the last pepsi bottle. numbering over 1 billion soldier strong army. nothing really would stand in there way

And they all lived happily ever after.

Until someone stole it....... :P

TO BE CONTINUED!! :D

Indiana Jones drank it because he had the holy grail. And then the inventor of Pepsi just rebuilt his Pepsi factory and more was available. By the way Green, how did you change the topic name? I can't do that.

He didnt
A mod did

Yeah. Like AA said, it was the Mods.

Anyhoo, the last Pepsi got stolen and an army of giant space Prawns ( see earth Rock Hunter on planet science dot com for kids. )

They got eaten by AA. Who like got them pummeled by Mr T and ate them.

Then a giant space laser shoots at a planet and destroys it.........................

prawns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawn

Isn't this turning into the Neverending RPG?

Yeah, maybe. Is it okay Draco?

Or is it limited?

:O

I would just like it to be that way.... :)

But then everyone was warped into an alternate reality where soda never existed and neither did giant space prawns. But there were rock lobsters! http://youtube.com/watch?v=-UqKRGW6_rw p.s. watch at your own risk... lol

And the better rock lobsters came by (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xSy_88Ts1vw&feature=related).

Then The Lobsters kicked everyone's ass, except for God, who like Pummeled them and gave them nuggee's........

Then a Hotdog came along and said " What have I missed? "
causing...................

causing Mini-Moose to eat all lobsters.

Then everyone died, and the power to come back alive was lost. so all life ended

except the rock lobsters

Who played poker, while sipping green tea and biscuits......

Unfortunetly, the tea was poisoned!

And Then a mobile phone rang and the lobster who had drunk it said:

" Hello? "

" Rock Lobster, I am The Mystery man, and I have the antidote for the poison you just drank! "

" YOU B******! "

" You have 5 hours to locate it! Starting..........now! "

the Rock Lobster eventually found the " mystery man " being a small cricket who was located 1 metre away from where he was phoning.........

Meanwhile a Giant Black Hole formed and played table tennis in the leisure centre............

If I was a mod I would say that this should be closed because it is turning into the never-ending rpg (like someone already said) and this is now like a double topic. Oh well. I guess it doesn't matter that much.

What does it matter? It's a never ending RPG like The Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game but with no boba in it. Unless someone wants to.

Meanwhile a chocolate digestive was eaten in 3 seconds by the.................