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however, AA's awesomeness blinded Mark Wahlburg, but nobody cared because he has three nipples.
June 28, 2008 10:21 am #
And of course Boba Fett was hired to take our Mark Wahlburg because of this genetic oddity
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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Ahem, "And thus, the genetic oddity was put to rest. And Boba, well, he went on and lived the rest of his days in peace. The end."
The man who had just told this story was immediately thrown out of the library for blasphemy.
June 28, 2008 10:32 am #
He was then smited to death by the GOD OF METAL, does anyone know his name?
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June 28, 2008 10:33 am (Edited June 28, 2008 10:40 am) #
...Herr Dr. Wolfgang Von Weiderschnitzeljegerkopfenausflugzimmergangenstein...
"This IS my signature."
June 28, 2008 10:37 am (Edited June 28, 2008 10:41 am) #
Who was most definitely not a member of the Nazi party, or even aware of its existence .*COUGHZEIGHHAILCOUGH* :P
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(Thor, you Nazi :D)
June 28, 2008 6:42 pm #
Adeptus_Astartes wrote:
He was then smited to death by the GOD OF METAL, does anyone know his name?
Aw, you're making me blush. :P
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 29, 2008 6:21 am #
( How can I die once more when AA killed me instantly due to a lack of explanation, Lord Revan. Shut up, I am getting sick of this " killing me all the time " and " 00Green. "
pack it in, NOW! :|
You're foolish words can never hurt me
June 29, 2008 6:26 am #
Masterchief wrote:
( How can I die once more when AA killed me instantly due to a lack of explanation, Lord Revan. Shut up, I am getting sick of this " killing me all the time " and " 00Green. "
pack it in, NOW! :|
This is a game. Everyone else comes back to life instantly, so can you. You shouldn't tell other members to shut up. 00Green has absolutely nothing to do with this topic, but that was just a light-hearted joke.
Dr. Wolfgang tries to...
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 29, 2008 10:20 am (Edited June 29, 2008 10:24 am) #
...resurrect himself by calling in a horde of zombie spiders, but alas, someone has...
"This IS my signature."
replaced hid zombie spiders with zombie squirrels. Which were actually quite useful because...
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June 29, 2008 11:55 am (Edited June 29, 2008 11:59 am) #
They always went for the nuts..... which proved to be quite hazardous to secret agent 00Green, as they began to.....
((interpret it how you wish, but I meant like acorns.))
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June 29, 2008 6:06 pm #
Devour his nuts, so he...
(Yeah, I, uh, ment acorns too...)
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 29, 2008 6:17 pm #
Which left him screaming in pain on the floor
((Emotional blood))
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June 29, 2008 11:47 pm (Edited June 30, 2008 12:19 am) #
The zombie squirrels were dissatisfied with the minute size of secret agent 00Green's..............uhhhhh............acorns.............and so they quickly turned to world domination instead
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
June 30, 2008 7:54 am #
And 00Green got killed instantly and never came into this RPG again.
The normal Green woke up and patrolled , searching for the Holy O'rm...............
You're foolish words can never hurt me
June 30, 2008 11:29 am #
When 00Green's Russian counterpart, Comrad Greed showed up and...
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 30, 2008 11:34 am #
Beat the crap out of green asking what a holo stretcher was very loudly as he did, when the NSA showed up and....
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June 30, 2008 11:53 am #
they failed
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since the NSA had lost the game, the Russians proceeded to steal an alien body from the Roswell, New Mexico flying saucer crash out of Area 51, but this time Indiana Jones wasn't around to stop them, so they got away.
June 30, 2008 5:27 pm #
To stop them Mr.T and Chuck Norris had to...
take it easy baby take it as it comes
combine forces, and when the A-Team met with the Texas Rangers, all hell broke loose, and 00Green's American counterpart, Agent Green joined the game, he was accidentally killed along with the Russians. Mr. T and Chuck Norris to this day are American heroes.
June 30, 2008 5:35 pm #
Then normal green got smashed by an elephant which was launched from the space alien's new elephant cannon.
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June 30, 2008 5:38 pm #
Which was destroyed by other aliens' zebra cannon.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Which was destroyed by the Klingon's hippo cannon.
June 30, 2008 7:14 pm #
Which was then destroyed by a newly reborn Green's acorn cannon.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
June 30, 2008 7:20 pm #
Which was rendered useless when the zombie squirrels ate the ammo
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June 30, 2008 7:28 pm (Edited June 30, 2008 07:30 pm) #
But their appetite was not satisfied because of the acorns small size, so they proceeded to eat Green's brains...and they still weren't full.
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
but then after devouring his entire body, the squirrels then began to eat everyone they could.
June 30, 2008 8:27 pm #
Until people found the squirrels' secret weakness... a foot to the head.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 30, 2008 8:28 pm #
Which didnt work once they evolved into headless thingies with just a protruding mouth
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June 30, 2008 8:32 pm #
Which is when man discoverd the hammer.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 30, 2008 8:33 pm #
and then the squirrels bult thanks the size of those red and yellow fisher price cars
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July 2, 2008 8:01 am #
Then Green came alive again and ordered 00Green to kill the squirrels. The squirrels were pissed, so they devoured the Russian Green.
Green was killing the squirrels and succeeded.
Then, everyone celebrated.
MEANWHILE SCOTLAND LOST TO A GAME OF CHESS WITH SPAIN............
Steeve was dying slowly but quickly, and The O'rm got destroyed in a game of Trembling Tower.
Then the O'rm turned into a grain of sand, which was obliterated by.....................
You're foolish words can never hurt me
mistake.
No more squirrels. *sigh* Then who would get the nuts?
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)
draco fett wrote:
Micheal Jackson?
lol. He'd need more a nose than nuts, no? But maybe he's nuts too...
He went and suddenly saw a horrible pale face looking at him, he got so scared! Then realized it was a mirror. He couldn't cry or get mad, because his face would ...
Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)
July 2, 2008 11:04 am #
Fall off. Then he went looking for his only friend, Emperor in a thong.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
however, the Emperor betrayed and left Michael Jackson for Rick Astley, which led Michael to the dark side. JAMONA!
July 2, 2008 1:55 pm #
But they had only been pen pals, and when the Emperor in thong realized how disgusting Micheal really was he......
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
July 2, 2008 2:50 pm #
Sent Michael Jackson after Green, but unfortunately Green had already been maimed by a rancor....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
July 2, 2008 2:51 pm #
Named Mittens, Destroyer of Worlds
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July 2, 2008 2:59 pm #
No, it's name was Fluffy: 
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
July 2, 2008 3:06 pm (Edited July 2, 2008 03:08 pm) #
Fluffy is clearly a puppy...you fail :P
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July 2, 2008 3:14 pm #
(Ok, it's name is Mittens then.)
Mittens, Destroyer of Worlds, then tried to eat Pluto. But unfortunately for Mittens, scientists had just proven that Pluto was not a planet, thus causing Mittens to explode because it can only eat real worlds.
Green's mangled, half-digested corpse then sped to the Earth and........
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
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