darth: HIT ME AGAIN!
bartender: you've had enough darth
darth: I WILL TELL U WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
bartender: k, here ya go
darth: mmmmmmmmmm, smoothie
sidious: what it iz with u darth?! why iz u drownin yo sorrow's in smoothies?!
maul: yea darth, what it iz with u?!
darth: lets see, my parents are dead, my life sucks, my son hates me, i only have one real hand, i can't hold on to a girlfriend, and it's freakin hot in this stupid suit! my life is just an eternal black spiraling abyss, so dark.
sidious: jeez darth. neva knew u wuz so emo like that man
darth: i'm just full of a lot of angst today
maul: i know what always helps me when i'm full of angst.
darth: what's that?
maul and sidious: *singing* PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! DERE YA GO--
darth: WHAT THE HECK GUYS, HOW IS THIS GONNA HELP?!
maul and sidious: i dunno, we just thought it would be fun!
darth: i know exactly what to do, consult the all knowing mr. t orb!
MR. T ORB: I SAID ASK AGAIN LATA FOO!
maul and sidious: well, whadda we do now?
darth: only one place to go at a time like this... ENGLAND! land of harry potter, and truffles!
maul: ya know what this is getting off topic we're trying cure darth's angst here
sidiouse: agreed
darth: hey guys! while u were getting off topic i brought in a special guest. ROCKY BALBOA!!
rocky: ADRIAN!!!
maul and sidious: good morning america this is maul and sidios channel 16 news where darth and rocky are going head to head in a boxing match, place ur bets now!
after 10 minutes of boxing...
darth: AW FORGET THIS!!
darth slices rocky in half with a lightsaber
sidious: what the **** darth, u just killed the greatest actor and boxer of all time!
darth: so
maul: u is a sucka foo!
darth: so
all: good point
THE END
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written by: teh chosen one
directed by: teh chosen one
posted by: teh chosen one