Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

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May 22, 2008 9:45 pm #

Meanwhile, God was reading the local newspaper, knowing about all the evil in the world. He sighed, and watched TV for a bit, to clear his nerves.........

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 23, 2008 4:37 am #

Then sneezed and made a few new universes which he named.....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 23, 2008 6:54 am #

Snott-z-way

May 23, 2008 7:25 am #

he then ate some nice banquet which was hand-made by his kind friendly, Angels. He thanked them, and ate. He was watching " BBC NEWS "

he sighed again, at all the violence in the world.

" I didn't make this happen. It was these Selfish people! "

He tucked in.......

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 23, 2008 8:14 am #

and farted so loud, the city of London was leveled.

May 23, 2008 10:25 am #

Meanwhile, Steeve is angry with some stupid rock because he hurt his feelings, so he got his disintegrator rifle and blasted the rock, then went on to kill Mr. T...............

Green Moth became restless and fluttered up to a lamp, attracted to it.

" Damn! If I wasn't a moth anymore, this bullsh** wouldn't happen "

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 23, 2008 10:36 am #

But a cheese puff killed Steve, and Mr.T ate the Cheese Puff

May 23, 2008 10:49 am #

Then Cheese Puffs invaded the world and killed millions............

All that was left on the world, was Green and his Family.

Green destroyed 2300 cheese puffs with his clothing rifle, dust bombs and light-bulb attractor grenades.........

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 23, 2008 11:09 am #

then Mr. T pitied Green Moth to the sun, where Green was instantly obliterated. meanwhile, Earth was once again reborn, and we all somehow end up in a lounge eating cake, except for AA, because he got reincarnated as a squirrel.

May 23, 2008 9:56 pm #

Then AA the squirrel went after Fett_II's nuts.  ((I only typed it.  Interpretation depends on the reader.  :P))

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
May 23, 2008 9:58 pm (Edited May 23, 2008 09:59 pm) #

Then Fett_II Screaming in emotional agony at the loss of his collection of acorns, cashews, and the like, dropped dead. AA was reanimated as himself, and Fett_II turned into a one eyed one legged two towed Three towed Sloth, and we never spoke of this again :P

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 23, 2008 10:10 pm #

luckily, Chuck Norris killed all the Cheese Puffs, and re-created Fett_II in his own image (AKA he returned to normal). and again, Boba collected some bounty off some dude from some hutt.

May 23, 2008 10:13 pm #

All of which were fat, with the exception of Chuck Norris, who stares at his lawn and dares it to grow rather then cutting it.  Fett_II who wishes his lawn was emo so it would cut itself and Boba, who doesn't have a lawn.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 23, 2008 10:42 pm #

while Fett_II kept on wishing, and Boba went to the market to purchase some seeds, in the parallel universe, Fett_II was making a moth cut his grass, by use of hypnosis.

May 23, 2008 10:53 pm #

But in this parallel universe, grass was electrified, so Fett_II was really a sadistic psychopath

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 23, 2008 10:57 pm #

Then Green Moth comes down, half-burning, to help help Fett_ II. Green got hypnotisised and did Fett_II's grass.

Meanwhile............................

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 23, 2008 10:58 pm #

EVERY BODY BURST INTO FLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*...hehe....sorry...

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 23, 2008 11:04 pm #

* Lol. :P *

Green Moth had to take a very, very long time to do Fett_II's grass. Each blade was 6 inches high. Damn! He thought.

How can I get out of this. Green then decides to vaporise Fett_II's grass, so he wouldn't have to mow it.

He got reunited with his family in the safehouse and never came into this RPG again.

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 24, 2008 2:50 pm #

And then Everybody  wanted to be a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 24, 2008 2:54 pm #

while people were lined up to turn into cats, Adeptus Astartes and Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman were playing each other in the World Tournament of Parcheesi final round. Chuck Norris won.

May 24, 2008 5:44 pm #

Then every body wanted to be a cheese puff.............

May 24, 2008 10:46 pm #

That wanted to turn into frogs.....................

You're foolish words can never hurt me
May 25, 2008 12:10 am #

But since Thor Son Of Odin had already been turned into a frog by Loki he decided to put a stop to it.  Unfortunately for humanity he dropped his hammer where Deadpool picked it up and was bestowed Thor's powers.  Deadpool flew around wrecking havoc and stabbing people in the leg with the butt of his hammer to get the last cheese puff.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
May 25, 2008 4:53 am #

But the cheese puffs kept coming back!!!!!

May 25, 2008 9:05 am #

So one of the mods brought down the ban hammer and we never had that cheesepuff problem anymore :P

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 25, 2008 9:09 am #

And then the cheese puffs died

May 25, 2008 10:34 am #

but, somebody hacked the ban hammer, and re-created the cheese puffs. this somebody turned out to be michael jordan, but we didn't know that because it's a secret. the cheese puffs started to take over New York City, where the Freedom Fighters are currently fending off against the Soviets.

May 25, 2008 11:08 am #

...who decided they were tired of it all and just nuked everything, but forgot they they were part of everything and remembed to late, causing.....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 25, 2008 11:28 am #

a mass paradox which threw the space time continuum into disarray.  Chuck Norris stared at it for about a second and the continuum reset itself for fear of repercussions.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
May 26, 2008 9:12 am #

Then Bill dies again

May 27, 2008 3:33 pm #

from way too much of Cheese Puffs.

Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)
May 27, 2008 6:37 pm #

Cheese puffs!!

May 28, 2008 5:41 pm #

while Karson Fett runs down the street shouting "Cheese Puffs!", everyone else was on the BFFC site, posting useless crap info about some minor character created for a movie, and they all died from kleptomania 30 years from now.

May 28, 2008 5:57 pm #

Cheese Puffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(drooling)

May 28, 2008 6:14 pm #

Karson sat down and ate the cheese puffs.  Boba Fett got upset and blasted away the cheese puffs.  Not EVER wanting to see them again.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
May 28, 2008 6:42 pm #

And Karson Fett got sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad that a 

Sinero  1:murder suicide happed........
Karson Killed Boba and the cheese puffs where so sad that they got a guy killed that they ate themself.

Sinero 2: Karosn Fett vaporizes Boba Fett for killing his cheese puffs!

May 28, 2008 6:59 pm #

And therefore his fan status was revoked :P

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 29, 2008 10:32 am #

And the whole Fan club falls down around AA ears

May 29, 2008 4:08 pm #

And everyone formed a lynch mob and stormed after Karson.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
May 29, 2008 6:21 pm #

WHich he also vaporizes the mob and brains washes them to make him cheese puffs after he unvaporizes them
and laughs evilly {evil laughter}

May 29, 2008 6:24 pm #

AA then smacks Karson for his insolence then makes this noise "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 29, 2008 6:32 pm #

And then NUKES START FALLING FROM THE SKY AND BLOW THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 29, 2008 6:37 pm #

Exept for me and my buddies, who had built a giant city underground, only to turn on each other and lock ourselves in our houses

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 29, 2008 6:49 pm #

And then MINES AND NUKES BLOW UP AND KILLED EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

May 29, 2008 7:01 pm #

Which is why I'm not on it :P

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 30, 2008 12:56 am #

But everybody came back as Zombees, to get captain Crash-and-Burn!

May 30, 2008 4:40 am #

But he wasnt there so nothing happened with all the Zombies. Except for a lot of bumping into things and alouching

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 30, 2008 4:46 am #

Then Boba Fett comes unvaporized And kill all the Zombies but Karson which he is afraid of....

May 30, 2008 4:52 am #

Does something else to have his fanhood revoked. Meanwhile the Empire was going to use the Death Star to quarantine Earth....By exploding it

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
May 30, 2008 3:13 pm (Edited May 23, 2018 11:11 pm) #

when all of a sudden, the Death Star II time warped to when the Death Star I was destroyed by [REMOVED], and then fired its superlaser right at him, destroying Earth, yet again, along with Karson and the zombies, and [REMOVED] too. meanwhile, Fett_II was busy sitting on a chair with a beer and hotdog, farting and watching TV at the same time at his Tatooine hideout. Earth was never reborn, and so those who managed to survive (a lone Boba who went skyrocketing into space after the explosion) went to the planet Mexico, where they were never seen again.

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