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Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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September 6, 2007 2:57 pm #
Vader laughed his 6'2" ahsmatic @$$ off, because he had secretly hated palpatine ever since......
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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September 6, 2007 3:58 pm (Edited September 6, 2007 03:58 pm) #
He forgot Vader's birthday.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Meanwhile, Palpatine looked at Vader, and laughed at him, because he forgot Vader's birthday and realized just HOW MESSED UP Vader was.
September 6, 2007 4:12 pm #
Then a delivery boy came and said he had a package for:...........
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
Vader starts laughing at the Emperor's body.
September 7, 2007 3:16 pm #
Then the emporer gets back up, looks at Luke, (who was watching for a while) and says "Your faith in your freinds is to great" To which luke responds....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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"Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Bangkok to buy a TIE fighter!"
September 7, 2007 7:36 pm #
And Palpatine has another heart attack.
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September 11, 2007 4:40 pm #
Then Another, then he thought "I should have taken Bayer asprin.
September 12, 2007 3:37 pm #
(Taco) Meanwhile boba fet was kicking carbonite-frozen Han Solo in the nads over and over again. Meanwhile back at the ranch........
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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George Lucas secretly started to re-make all six movies in CGI, digitally replacing the entire cast with Ewoks. Boba stopped kicking Han in the nads, sent him to Jabba the hunt, and made sure no such movie would ever be made again.
April 17, 2008 2:54 am #
*almost died laughing as I read this. Is there still life in this monster of aimlesness?*
Boba made sure no such CGI tash would be made by knocking on Lucus's door and....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 4:44 am #
When it opened he was suprised to see himself and said. "Get out of my way" Boba2 nodded "As you wish. Then boba stepped inside and tripped over a...
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
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dog which happened to be George Lucas' dog named Indiana. Indiana promptly pulled out a Fedora and bullwhip and...
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
April 17, 2008 9:13 am #
happened to watch Star wars episode 4, eating cheesestrings, when suddenly..............
( Sorry, I haven't been on for a while :) I will now! )
You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 17, 2008 4:49 pm #
Lucas stormed in and said.....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 4:52 pm #
"HOLY BEN KENOBI!" When the dog promptly shot him for creating Jar-Jar
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 17, 2008 5:02 pm #
Boba liked the dog for his good taste in movies and asked....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 5:04 pm #
"Are you my mommy?"
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 17, 2008 5:06 pm #
"Do you hunt twileks in your spare time?". then...
"He who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother."
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
April 17, 2008 5:08 pm #
the dog replied "Nope, I be yo DADDY!"
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 7:26 pm #
Boba nodds, as if he had been expecting this "Well that explains alot." He siad, then the chick from portal pops out of no where and shoots a portal underneath his feet, sending him to....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 17, 2008 8:53 pm #
Sending him to Rev's house! Pointing his blaster at Rev's head, he screams "POST ALREADY!!!" but the portal is still open and he then falls to....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 9:00 pm #
A CoD4 match, on Si's team. Those OpFor punks were gonna get a taste of SW.
"This IS my signature."
April 17, 2008 9:51 pm (Edited April 17, 2008 09:52 pm) #
Fett then proceeds to get a seven kill streak in 30 seconds, all snipes and knife kills, when instead of a helicopter a star destroyer arrives and...
"Some soldiers say that to reach maximum combat efficiency, they need to be in the zone. Sir; I live in the zone." - RC 1207 'Sev' to RC 1138 'Boss'
April 17, 2008 10:51 pm #
and projects a holo image to the match losers saying 'YOU SUCK!'
But then....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 17, 2008 10:55 pm #
Mattias Nilson appears, KSVK Anti-Armor Rifle in hand...time to pwn some n00bs.
"This IS my signature."
April 17, 2008 11:22 pm (Edited April 17, 2008 11:25 pm) #
The Emperor, trying not to reach down and relieve the wedgy created by his new black latex thong while standing in front of the command crew, orders the Stardestroyer to.....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 18, 2008 4:49 am #
KIll everyone rev mentioned in the post right about RD's last one here, Then A_A takes the lead by thrrowing a grenade and killing the entire team, then calling in a airstrike and doing it again, then calling in a chopper and stuff :P...
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
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April 18, 2008 7:43 am #
Make peace with the bounty hunter hippies. Meanwhile, a young male, rock called Sanann throws a..............
You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 18, 2008 9:56 am #
Large rusty iron javelin through AA and 5 other OpFor team members, killing them all.
"This IS my signature."
April 18, 2008 10:45 am #
CA joins the fight and magically revives AA when Boba Fett starts...
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April 18, 2008 12:57 pm #
Breakdancing.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 18, 2008 6:04 pm #
Amazed by Boba's gracefullness, the Empreor tears off his robe starts dancking to,
But Lucas breaks in and says.....
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 18, 2008 6:13 pm #
"IT'S Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!" the emperor and Fett then proceed to...
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April 18, 2008 6:30 pm (Edited April 18, 2008 06:33 pm) #
Kill George and promote me to maker of SW....and give me control of the EMPIRE AND MANDALORE AND EVERYTHING *Insane laughter*
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
April 18, 2008 6:30 pm (Edited April 18, 2008 06:41 pm) #
Envyous of A_A's power, Ep. III Anikan appears and yells...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 18, 2008 6:44 pm #
everything from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE
And I mean everything, including the other guys lines and the sound effects, so Dr. House diagnoses him with a rare disease which causes multiple personalities and glimpses of the future, its called...
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
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April 18, 2008 6:48 pm #
bad breath
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 18, 2008 6:50 pm #
But Dr. House said it could have been because he listened to country music once or twice then he said....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 18, 2008 6:58 pm (Edited April 18, 2008 06:59 pm) #
"STAND BY YOUR MAN!" in a girl's voice and mouthed the steel guitar parts, sending A_A to the floor in agony. As A_A's brain burst into flame, Dr Houes proclaimed "NOW I AM THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!"
But the Emperor......
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 18, 2008 7:02 pm #
came in and sued Dr. House for saying that his new thong made his but looked big...
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April 18, 2008 7:14 pm #
Then Chuck Norris came in, and everyone said "You suck!!!" and Chuck proceeded to receive a massive, swift, painful, beatdown in 3 seconds from Boba Fett, when all of a sudden...
"Some soldiers say that to reach maximum combat efficiency, they need to be in the zone. Sir; I live in the zone." - RC 1207 'Sev' to RC 1138 'Boss'
April 18, 2008 7:15 pm #
...as a house.
"I love my nipples!" he yelled, tearing his clothes apart and dancing like James Brown.
But, in the meantime...
"He who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother."
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
April 18, 2008 7:24 pm #
Merciless Mandalore wrote:
Then Chuck Norris came in, and everyone said "You suck!!!" and Chuck proceeded to receive a massive, swift, painful, beatdown in 3 seconds from Boba Fett, when all of a sudden...
'Chuck Norris's' beard fell off, revealing he was just a dude with a beard....then the REAL chuck Norris sneezed, and the game ended :P
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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April 18, 2008 10:09 pm #
But Mr.T pitied Chuck's sneeze, removing it from the space-time-continuum, keeping this game going. (:P)
"This IS my signature."
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