Topic: Family Guy funnies

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May 1, 2006 2:01 pm #

Hello everyone,

Who here watches Family Guy? Cuz I'm here to discuss the Star Wars jokes on the TV show 'Family Guy'. I think that it's a VERY funny show, and I think it's funny how they use refferences to Star Wars in thier jokes! lol lol lol!!
I just saw one last night with a SW joke...........

Peter: That was like the time I saved Luke Skywalker!

*Flashback to Hoth where Han puts Luke in animal for warmth*

Han: dont worry Luke I'll save ya.....

*Drags Luke to naked Peter, cuts open stomach...*

Han: You sure this is alright?

Peter(still alive): Yeah, it's mostly fat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Did anyone see that?!!
.......anyway.....try to name some Family Guy SW jokes!!.........lol!

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May 1, 2006 3:14 pm #

Peter finds three birds, and says "Hey there's three of them, just like my kids." He then pictures Stewie, the older son, and Boba Fett.

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May 3, 2006 4:11 am #

At the National gun association, a stormtrooper is firing at a cutout of Luke Skywalker. He misses horribly.

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May 3, 2006 8:27 am #

lol....i don't think i've seen this show. hmmmm

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May 3, 2006 12:22 pm #

OMG! You should totally see it! It's Hilarious! :lol: lol

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May 3, 2006 5:49 pm #

In the episode where Peter goes blind,  near the end where he gets his medal it's the ending of episode 4

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May 7, 2006 5:56 pm #

In the episode that I am wathing, Chris parodied the Darth Vader mask-switching scene, or whatever.

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May 14, 2006 6:53 pm #

i love the one when cleveland is about to beat quagmire to a pulp with a baseball bat, and everyone is trying to reason with cleveland, but out of nowhere the emperor comes in and says "good. let the anger flow through you." then lois shoves him and says "you're not helping!" i cracked up after seeing that one.

May 16, 2006 11:37 am #

Yeah that show is great!!!
I like the "Trench Run" in the episode where Lois become a Kleptomaniac.

Not to mention the Numerous references to Star Wars in Futurama
That show is damn good too.

Hey they're making some straight-to-DVD movies, almost certainly packed with evn more hilarious Star Wars Parodies....

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May 16, 2006 4:35 pm #

Thats cool.....I had just noticed that BFFC had a section about this on the mainpage. But this one seems to be much better. The boards win again! :D

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May 17, 2006 1:21 pm #

Well, no, it's just that the one on the main site hasn't been updated in a while.  But you can submit things, you know.  It's not the Admin's job to make sure he watches every episode of Family Guy.  He's dependent on the fans to tell him what happens.

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June 11, 2006 9:11 am #

Ok, thanx for the info. Now I'll post a couple.


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June 11, 2006 12:09 pm #

On the episode where Lois is fantasizing about other men in the original version she screamed out boba fett's name in bed and then  Boba  outside the window says Yesss!!! then flies away.  But for some reason they cut it out and put in George Clooneys name. :mad:

June 11, 2006 12:43 pm #

"Some reason"............I can think of a couple.I mean he is the most  "charming" celebrety. But if I was a chick, I'd choose Boba over Clooney. :D


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June 17, 2006 12:35 pm #

Except, Boba might have like Some fungus on his face or something....

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June 17, 2006 1:01 pm (Edited October 1, 2006 07:45 pm) #

EDIT - DEAD LINK

Really now?.....

Does anyone have anymore Family Guy SW funnies?

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June 17, 2006 1:49 pm #

Is that from the Infinities ? They are not canon.

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June 17, 2006 1:53 pm #

well, thats exactly how I see him.....

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June 17, 2006 2:37 pm #

I just saw one where Peter starts publishing erotic books and one of them goes on tape, this guy in a car listens to one and somehow manages to wreck his car in the process. And then the next day the guy's lawyer comes to Peter's father-in-law's house. And then he says..."Let's see you sue me after meeting the Rancor!" or something like that. Then a trap door is pulled, and the lawyer falls into the Rancor pit and it's Return of the Jedi all over again.

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October 1, 2006 6:29 pm #

Check my sig for a Family guy Fett funny.:P

October 1, 2006 7:16 pm #

i also like your sig and i hate to say this but this topic was really dead for such a small post, no worries though im guilty of it too.

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October 2, 2006 12:31 am #

I remember one where Peter said something along the lines of "This is like the time I directed that Sand People chorus" and it cuts to a scene of him directing a group of Sand People, who are just doing that bray-like yell they do and waving their Gaderffi sticks around. Then they all scatter and Old Obi-Wan walks in and says "Sand people startle easily but they'll be back, in greater numbers."

Sorry if anything about that is inaccurate, it's been awhile since I've seen that episode.

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April 14, 2007 5:07 pm #

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April 14, 2007 7:03 pm #

i like that one episode where the emperor figures out the perfect formula for starwars lines,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTGK0NZYw8A

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April 14, 2007 7:09 pm (Edited April 14, 2007 07:19 pm) #

Here's two Family Guy SW Funnies not posted:

Peter finds out that Francis isn't his true father. So, he goes to Ireland to find him. It turns out his father is the town drunk, which is like being mayor or something. So, Seamus doesn't believe that Peter is his son, unless Peter beats him in a drinking contest. Peter is later seen sitting on a bench in a field. Francis' ghost comes to Peter to tell him to challenge Seamus. On a nearby stone wall, Yoda and Obi-Wan are standing, Yoda says "Challenge him, you must." Obi-Wan says something, then Anakin comes and he says "I'm Hayden Christensen!" lol.

Another one is where Luke is about to perform laser eye surgery when Obi-Wan comes. Note that they are actually aboard what looks like the Death Star.

Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force..
Luke: Really? Well I was just gonna-
Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force.
Luke: (sighs) Alright.

(Luke taps into the Force, draws his lightsaber, activates it and sends it into the patient's eye. The patient is now screaming.)

Luke: See? Are you happy?!
Obi-Wan: I've never been happy.

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