sidious: (laughing) yea, i remember my high school days, everybody bowin' down to me even tho i wuzn't emperor yet!
vader: (sigh) my high school days wuzn't so good
*FLASH BACK FLASH BACK FLASHBACK*
the song highs school never ends starts playing
bowling for soup:(singing) OH OH, OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH, HEYYYYYY! THE WHOLE **** WORLD IS JUST AS OBSESSED WITH WHOSE THE BEST DRESSED. WHO GETS THE MONEY, WHO GET'S THE HONEY'S, WHOSE KINDA CUTE, AND WHOSE JUST A MESS, AND YA STILL DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT LOOK, AND YA STILL HAVE THE SAME 3 FRIEEEEEEEENDS. HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS!!!!! OH OH, OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH.
vader: DANG IT GUYS! WILL U SHUT UP! THIS IS MY FLASHBACK!
bowling for soup: srry...
vader: as i was saying, MY high school days were pretty rough
a padawon pushes darth into the wall with the force
padawon: man u SUCK darth!!
vader: i didn't even have the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams
padme: srry darth, i don't go out with LOSERS!
vader: even the teachers hated me
obi-wan: DARTH! LATE AS USUAL, THAT'S 2 WEEKS OF DETENTION CLEANING THE ARCHIVE BOOKSHELVES OF ALL DUST!!!
darth finishes the flashback and back to reality
sidious: man darth u really sucked in yo high school days
vader: SHUT UP!!!
vader slices maul and sidious both in half
vader: what now all knowing mr.T orb
Mr.T orb: I SAID ASK AGAIN LATA FOO!!
vader: oh well, we're almost at 5 megabytes so i gotta end this movie
CREDITS
written by: teh chosen one
directed by: teh chosen one
posted on boba fett message boards by: teh chosen one