Topic: Boba fett .Vs . Zuckuss

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January 31, 2008 10:09 am #

Boba fett: Hey, where do you think your going?

Zuckuss: To the supermarket.

Boba fett: .....ummm can you tell me where it is?

Zuckuss: no, you are famous and everything and even someone as famous as you MUST know the way.

Boba fett: Prepare to die, Gand!

Zuckuss: B*****!

Boba fett fires but no laser comes out.

Boba fett: WTF?

Zuckuss:ha ha, your blaster doesnt work and mine does!!

Zuckuss grabs his own blaster pistol and whoops, shooting in the air.

Boba fett: Ohhhh! I'll have to go to the supermarket to buy another one, but i dont know the way....

Zuckuss: Ha! Serves you right!

He walks away and continues shopping at the supermarket, while Boba crys about his blaster rifle being broke....

                                                                THE END

You're foolish words can never hurt me
January 31, 2008 11:25 am #

So you are saying Zuckuss is better than Boba?

*Forms a Monty Python lynch mob*

He's a witch!  Burn him!

(In case you didn't catch that it's a joke)

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
January 31, 2008 1:25 pm #
Sev Fett wrote:

He's a witch!  Burn him!

(In case you didn't catch that it's a joke)

"HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!!!!!............."Others stare".....................it got better."

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
January 31, 2008 5:09 pm #

so, if he weighs the same as a duck, we can burn him i take it? and to think that sheep's bladders are used to stop earthquakes.

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January 31, 2008 9:16 pm #

Burn him??? strap him to somthing heavy!! and throw him into a lake! if he dies, then he is human!! but if he does not.. then hes a witch!!!

lol

February 1, 2008 10:49 am #

please dont spam in my thread! ( rising anger ) i said did you like the mini rpg? :|

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 1, 2008 10:52 am #
Masterchief wrote:

please dont spam in my thread! ( rising anger ) i said did you like the mini rpg? :|

Woah, dude, thats funny. Your getting angy about spam.............And technically it wasnt an RPG.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 1, 2008 10:55 am #

Did you like the creative story then?
:|

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 1, 2008 11:55 am #

it could've been better, had we been allowed to weigh you.

February 2, 2008 5:24 am #

So it is good. Thx, I'll try to make Boba win next time, sorry, i couldn't think of anything else.....  :cool:

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 2, 2008 8:28 am (Edited February 2, 2008 08:30 am) #

Im not really sure on why this is but for some reason I have always liked Zuckuss.

He doesnt really come off as "a real tough guy" or "heartless" he almost seems comical if you can see where im comming from. I dont know maybe its just me??



This little story did make me laugh though, good job. Make a few more I could always use a good laugh after work. Haha!

"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"
February 2, 2008 9:58 am (Edited February 2, 2008 09:59 am) #
Masterchief wrote:

So it is good. Thx, I'll try to make Boba win next time, sorry, i couldn't think of anything else.....  :cool:

GOOD!?? *Laughs until he dies.... * waits for next Zombie uprising...*Eats Masterchief's brain. "Now THAT was good.


... WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS!!   But if you want a GOOD ending... : Boba then remembers that he has a jet pack missile,flamethrower,wrist rocket,his own two hands...and so on. He then whips around and says "Gatcha!" while flaming poor Zuckuss. "Ahh crap." (you have to say it in a Zuckuss voice) says Zuckuss as he rips the fire extinguisher off the wall. A employee walks up and says "are you going to pay for that? End.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
February 2, 2008 10:01 am #

Lol, that was good alo fett, well done. It was funny! :D

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 2, 2008 10:10 am #

thanks...I think. long as you weren't being sarcastic.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
February 2, 2008 12:46 pm #
Masterchief wrote:

So it is good. Thx, I'll try to make Boba win next time, sorry, i couldn't think of anything else.....  :cool:

no no u got me wrong, i said it could've been better.

February 3, 2008 12:33 am #

What? So you make a creative then!? I'm only 11!

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 3, 2008 1:41 am #

age doesn't have anything to do with it.

February 3, 2008 3:58 am #

You do one , then!

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 3, 2008 9:49 pm #

working on it.

February 5, 2008 10:56 am #

lol, nice comeback :D

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 5, 2008 4:15 pm #

thanks, but i actually am working on a fan-fiction short story right now.

February 5, 2008 4:24 pm #
Fett_II wrote:

thanks, but i actually am working on a fan-fiction short story right now.

Thats good, I am intresting in reading it when finished. Will you be posting it?

"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"
February 5, 2008 4:25 pm #

it is halarious but why doesn't BOBA WIN its not fair!!!!!!! lol

LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste!
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
February 5, 2008 6:41 pm #

he dose. Read my post.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
February 5, 2008 6:54 pm #
Chaplain Grimaldus wrote:
Fett_II wrote:

thanks, but i actually am working on a fan-fiction short story right now.

Thats good, I am intresting in reading it when finished. Will you be posting it?

yea i'll post the whole she-bang up here when i'm done with it.

February 6, 2008 8:55 am #
Alo Fett wrote:
Masterchief wrote:

So it is good. Thx, I'll try to make Boba win next time, sorry, i couldn't think of anything else.....  :cool:

GOOD!?? *Laughs until he dies.... * waits for next Zombie uprising...*Eats Masterchief's brain. "Now THAT was good.


... WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS!!   But if you want a GOOD ending... : Boba then remembers that he has a jet pack missile,flamethrower,wrist rocket,his own two hands...and so on. He then whips around and says "Gatcha!" while flaming poor Zuckuss. "Ahh crap." (you have to say it in a Zuckuss voice) says Zuckuss as he rips the fire extinguisher off the wall. A employee walks up and says "are you going to pay for that? End.

That was even better.

Now do tell me.....whats a Zuckuss voice? I wish I could hear everyones impressions.

"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"
February 9, 2008 11:31 am #

Dweebie with a filter over it.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
February 9, 2008 1:20 pm #

Dude, i have the perfect idea of how it would sound.  Like zoidberg, but a bit more sad, there is a character with the voice but I can't think of his name :(

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 9, 2008 2:02 pm #

make it slightly robotic or muffled.

February 14, 2008 1:58 am #

What does this have to do with my Creative? :O lol

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.

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