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April 10, 2007 2:08 am #

or a one  - boba goes down!   :)
when boba goes down into the sarlacc he makes new life down there with dead bodies and the fatally injured.

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April 30, 2007 6:17 pm #

Driving Lessons and Safety with Wicket.
Voise lessons with the Emeror (Hurts my ears already)
Extreme Sports with Jabba the Hut.
Comedy Show starring Boba Fett.
Be Different (a show on enjoying your diversity) with: Some Clone or another.

Sorry, can't think of any really good ones today....maybe later.

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May 1, 2007 3:50 pm #

The ones you just mentioned sound good enough to me, Mandolorian Assisin.

A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
May 1, 2007 6:48 pm (Edited May 1, 2007 06:49 pm) #

Another one I'd like is Preventing Incest starring
Luke and Leia. Oh and Body modeling with Darth Sidious. Or Good Morning with Grievous.....

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
May 2, 2007 8:04 am #

Or How to quit smoking with Grievous.  That, I would watch.

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May 2, 2007 11:34 am #

The Tarkin Factor.

May 11, 2007 4:13 pm #

How to Make the Best of Your 'Vaptorators with Owen Lars
Anger Management with Anakin Skywalker
Oral Hygene with Darth Maul
How to Avoid the Pits with Oola

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May 11, 2007 4:29 pm #

Hairstyling with Wookies
Flower arranging with Boba Fett
Ship maintenance with Han Solo
Etiquette at Jabba’s palace
Beauty tips from Mon Calamari

Jedi photographer - May the focus be with me.
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May 11, 2007 4:36 pm #

Good Morning with Greivous? I would watch that...

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May 12, 2007 9:14 am #

Mace Windu's Shopping Home Network.

May 14, 2007 3:00 pm #
Devil Girl wrote:

Hairstyling with Wookies
Flower arranging with Boba Fett
Ship maintenance with Han Solo
Etiquette at Jabba’s palace
Beauty tips from Mon Calamari

I had to say this, Devil Girl. You cracked me up!

A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
January 10, 2008 11:19 pm #

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JAR JAR: Todaysee weesa sees ona Dathomir-ah da humpsa bumpsa a da ooh bombad Rancor.
            Lookee deysa makey sweet sweet luvey-duvey!

RANCORs (growling and mating)

JAR JAR: OOOOOOOOOOOooooh! Looksy deysee gettin it reeel naaaaaasty. Lessa see weesa get a closah looksey. (Moves in closer with camera. Doesnt see that both Rancor's have noticed him, and are rushing over.)
Ooooooooh, now weesa gotta beeesy reeeeeeeeeeeeal shush, weesa no wanna dist-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggkkkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhh!

(Jar Jar is grabbed by the larger of the two, tossed in the air and caught by the other Rancor, who both rip him in half.)

*GALACTIC GEOGRAPHICS HOSTED BY JAR JAR BINKS HAS BEEN CANCELLED. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT...

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January 11, 2008 5:38 pm #

I don't think I would want to watch any Star wars TV shows.

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January 11, 2008 6:47 pm #

The end of Jar Jar would get a large audience me thinks... :D

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January 11, 2008 7:02 pm #

Gangsta rap with Obi-wan Kenobi
Anger management with Wookies
Tea time with Delta squad
Kamino homecoming with the Nulls
At the choping block, Narrated by Jango Fett
Juggeling with Count Dooku
Cheaters dont win, with Sabulba
At the rancor petting zoo, with Luke Skywalker
Getting out of debt, by Han Solo
Carbinite freezing with Han Solo

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January 11, 2008 8:58 pm #

You forgot one: Tattoine's wild life with Boba Fett
or Surviving the Desert (How to stay alive on Tattoine) with Boba Fett

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January 12, 2008 11:45 am #

Serving A Hutt, hosted by Bib Fortuna

January 12, 2008 1:47 pm #

How not to be seen, by clone troopers

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
January 12, 2008 2:10 pm (Edited January 12, 2008 02:38 pm) #

How to Watch Your Back with Boba Fett

How to Keep it Together with Darth Maul, Jango Fett, Ponda Bada, Luke and Anikan Skywalker, and Count Duko

Lava Safety with Anakin Skywalker

How To Avoid Sneak Attacks with RC-1207 'Sev'

How to Explode Dramatically with Grand Moff Tarkin

and finnaly,

An in Depth Look at the Deathstar's Reactor with Emporer Palpatine.......in a thong :P

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January 12, 2008 2:21 pm #

Darth Vader's Guide to Killing Imperial Officers

January 12, 2008 3:21 pm #

Galactic Idol, hosted by Max Rebo with Jabba, Boba, and Oola s the judges.

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January 12, 2008 3:22 pm #
Ph34r wrote:

Galactic Idol, hosted by Max Rebo with Jabba, Boba, and Oola s the judges.

That wouldent work out, if boba didnt like it the person would get shot.......

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January 12, 2008 3:30 pm #
Adeptus_Astartes wrote:
Ph34r wrote:

Galactic Idol, hosted by Max Rebo with Jabba, Boba, and Oola s the judges.

That wouldent work out, if boba didnt like it the person would get shot.......

It would keep them from coming back and trying out again season after season after season...

I hate when people do that.

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January 12, 2008 3:39 pm #

Dating Tips with Ordo
Table Manners with Jabba the Hutt

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January 12, 2008 4:51 pm (Edited January 12, 2008 04:52 pm) #

Explosive ordinance disposal, with Jar Jar Binks
Acklays are are friends, with Obi-wan Kenobi
Proper english, with Yoda
How to land, with RC-1136 'Darman'
Seeing through deception, with the Jedi
Mistakes happen, with Walon Vau

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
January 12, 2008 5:01 pm (Edited January 12, 2008 05:03 pm) #

How to Follow the Jedi Code with Etain Tur-Mukan, (Guest staring Anakin Skywalker)

How to Keep your Head On, with Gez Hokan and Jango Fett

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January 12, 2008 5:36 pm #

How to cut and run at the first sign of an Imperial Star Cruser with Han Solo

Pod Racing for beginners with Little Ani and Sebulba

Sith Secret to Success with Emperor Palpatine

Fett Family Feud

Chewie (Talk show)

Moisture Farming with Uncle Owen

Tatooine Hunting with Tommy the Tuskan Raider

Proper Tuskan Raider Saftey with Old Ben Kenobi

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January 12, 2008 5:56 pm #

A Sith-inspired version of The Apprentice, with Darth Sidious filling Trump's shoes.

"You...are...FIRED!!!!" *Volley of force-lightning fries losing candidate*

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January 12, 2008 6:12 pm #

Insted of your fired its "Your fried." and the aprentice is like "Dont you mean fired?"
Sideous:"No." *LIGHTNING*

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January 12, 2008 7:16 pm #

The Life and Times of Greedo

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January 12, 2008 8:03 pm #

Surviving Carbonite Freeze with Han Solo.

January 13, 2008 9:21 am #

Gymnastics with Jabba the Hutt.

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Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
January 13, 2008 9:24 am #

How To Eat Small Annoying Creatures with Jabba's Rancor

Life is complex-It has both real and imaginary components.
January 13, 2008 11:02 am #

A 1 episode 2 hour-long super special. "Post mortem long lost parents". Luke and Leia meet and chat their deceased parents for the first time, with help from host Jedi Knight Jheri Spryn-ghar.

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January 13, 2008 2:10 pm #
Ph34r wrote:

Jedi Knight Jheri Spryn-ghar.

LOL

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January 14, 2008 11:53 am #

E-SPAN (Empire-Satellite Public Affairs Network)

February 14, 2008 3:35 pm #

10 tips on dieing dramaticly, by Boba Fett

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
February 14, 2008 5:37 pm #

Bounty Hunting 101 with Bossk.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
February 14, 2008 9:32 pm #

I could live with that, now "Torturing Tips" with Bossk I could certainly avoid. Along with "Dining Etiquette" with Bossk.

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February 14, 2008 9:34 pm (Edited February 14, 2008 09:37 pm) #

Grammer 101 with Bossk.

Target practice with TK421 and his Squad of Stormtroopers.

"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"
February 15, 2008 12:46 pm #

The Cheater's Guide To: Podracing, with Sebulba the Dug

April 12, 2008 1:43 am #

aerobics training with jabba

Hi if any one plays halo read this join my clan the sos brigade just remember sos is the best
April 12, 2008 6:43 am #

Ja Ja training kids with an air rifle gun.

You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 13, 2008 1:30 am #

best one so far

how to look after and take care of puppys with hk

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April 13, 2008 1:40 am #

lol, nice one SOS. Can I call you that? It saves time aswell.

Baby sitting with Darth Maul

You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 13, 2008 1:41 am #

yes you can but when i take over the world you will have to call me master

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April 13, 2008 1:45 am #

Sev is my master ( see, ages ago when Sev was instructing me to wait for my presents! :P :D )

You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 13, 2008 2:06 am #

heres one dueling with dead eye

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April 13, 2008 4:17 am #

what is?

You're foolish words can never hurt me
April 13, 2008 4:51 am #

Deadliest Catch: Inside the World of Womprat Hunting

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