Topic: Poems

I should've
  I should have listened in grammar class,
now I haves an F
   I should have listen in Math class,
now I gots a -0

   I should have listened in Spelling class,
I could've paste.
    I should have listen in History class,
ya no George Washington be lass.

     I should have listened in P.E. class,
now I gots a cast.
     I should have listened in Science class,
Dang wat an miss.

              I shouldn't have listened in lunch,
ow my belly hurts.

                                                               Report Card

Grammar                                                                                -F                                                   

         Math                                                                                      -F   
       
Spelling                                                                  -F
\
History                                                                    -F

P.E.                                                                            -F

Science                                                                        -F

Lunch                                                                                            +A

LOL! I like it.

Darkness
Smart, but stupid. Brave, but crazy.
Mad, but wise.    Poor, but famous.
Dark and deprest, sad and desprit.

He would fret in his poems, the guy is
nevermore.
                This is the darkness, the sadness of Poe.
                   Edgar Allen Poe.

"Out!  Out are the lights, out all!
And over each quivering form,
The curtain, a funeral pall
comes down with the rush of a storm.
The angels, all pallid and wan,
uprising unveiling, affirm,
that the play is the tradegy man,
and its hero, the Conqueror Worm." 

Poe FTW.

"This is a Poem!
Please do as your told!
And here is a bucket of water,Ice-cold!
Please take this water and dump it on me!
Dont hesitate!
Do it ASAP!"
By Bill Watterson (spelling?)
I am not taking credit for this, i just think its awesome
(from Calvin and Hobbes)

It's Bill Watterson, not Jim. :P

And yes, he is awesome.  Great poet, not just a great cartoonist.

Anything by Poe.

nice choice right there :D

Take away is a game.
And you’ll want to play.
Know it sounds like fun.
Everybody does at first.
All the rules are simple.
When you’re up to play.
Alright it’s take away.
Yes, I took your turn.
It’s just the thing to do.
Since I took you take.
A fun little place have we.
Guess you didn’t listen.
A bit of a bind is that.
My game is Take Away.
Everybody gets to play.
-By Maltese Kentaiba

Thats realy interesting. i like it

I'm trying to get a compelation published when I've got all these poems together. It'd be cool to do a project for school and take myself as a source. Even though poets generally make less money than novelists due to a lack of recognition and sales.

I think that's the first acrosstick (spelling?) I ever tried doing seriously.

this is off topic, but have you ever tested your signature?

(i bet they dont but still, just wanted to know)

Moving this one over to the Creative section.

Moved to Creative? I suppose I kept it in fans because it's not Star Wars related but, just as good.

But yes, I did try out my signiture and no they do not accept Car Trouble. Which is ridiculous, both of our cars didn't work and we were lucky that a friend could drive my dad in for work and me to school that day. I was very much late.

To keep this post on Topic, I mean, the question probably should have been sent through PM.

Doesn’t sand burn
Ever burn
Sorrow burns
Ever more burns
Righteousness burns
Time to time it burns
-Maltese Kentaiba