Topic: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

I would put on hockey underarmor because most of them are uncutable then put on my hockey equitment ( if I ever did find a Fett/mandalorian suit i would put that on) Ductape Machette's to my hockey stick until i found a gun and to get the guns I'd go to the police station (asuming it has already been cleared out by zombies) get guns and ammo, theres a toys r us right beside the police station in my town so i'd go there fill my free hummer i found at the side of the road with star wars stuff. then pick up every one I love, we'd find a RV fill it with food and star wars figures, guns, and knives. From what i learned from George romeros movies you should NEVER stay in one place keep moving. shoot the zombies that i dont like raid stores when i need food weapons and star wars stuff and yeah that is my wanderfull dream. and there is alot more i would do in that situation that im not thinking of right now.

So what would you do?

Me? Go to a place people don't normally go. See, zombies are caused by virus' that infect living people. And instinctivly, zombies go to high density human areas to infect as many people as possible (ie hospital). So, if you go somewhere wheres there's loads of people.... the zombies are bound to head that way. Go to, say, a graveyard where there AREN'T loads of people, and your safe.

Do you mean ficticious zombies, or the real ones? If you do not know what I am talking about, watch "In Search Of," or read about zombies on Wikipedia.

I'd grab a stick, wiggle it in front of their faces, saying "You want the stick, you want the stick, boy?" And then pretend to throw it. All the zomibes would slowly limp away (as only zombies do) looking for the stick, and never catch on to my ruse.

Ok time to teach you all a lesson about Zombies.

Ahem...

1. Never use a chainsaw. The loud roar of a chainsaw (even if heard for a short time) would alert any zombies in earshot to your position.

2. Use your head, Cut off theirs.

3. Blades don't need reloading.

4. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

5. No place is safe, only safer.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

For more information consult the Zombie Survival Guide, Complete protection from the Living Dead.

You bought that? Do they make one for vampires?

lol I've read that good book but tight cloths still wouldnt be all that good of an idea zombies can bite through but with hockey equitment they can not and its easy to move in if a zombie does sneak up on ya whats he gonna bight with hockey equitment on? :D

and I mean real zombies not slow ones from the old dawn of the dead but those really fast ones from the new dawn of the dead

Zombies can only be as fast as the human body they form from. And tight clothes and short hair means less stuff for the zombies to grab. Everyone has seen a movie where a girl is about to get away when she gets grabbed from behind by her hair.

Also, hockey gear might be a good idea, except for the fact that it is going to slow you down. And it's not like zombies can't pull the equipment off of you. Then you're dead... or undead... or whatever.

zombies are actually not faster but slower than they were as a human. OBVIOUSLY! :P I would hire Boba Fett to protect me. :D

TW

How is that obvious? They do not have much skin and organs to weigh them down.

r u kidding me? For some reason, hollywood made zombies OFFICIALLY move slow. :P It makes sense that they'd be faster, but.........I dont know why. :/

TW

Techniacly that is not official, but I never watch zombie movies.

Well no........its not official.......but its what makes zombies, zombies. ;)

TW

Alright, make room for the zombie expert:

A disease known as Solanum kills the host after being transferred from a bite or scratch, resurrecting the dead cells and effectively taking control of the person's nervous and muscular systems. The shell is left with only the most basic motor functions, and an unexplained desire for living flesh. The primitive mind that controls the zombie does not have the coordination to do anything more than a slow shamble. They cannot climb, run, walk quickly, or do anything that requires coordination from multiple body parts.

NOTE: While the newest Dawn of the Dead movie was excellent, the zombies did possess the ability to run, if any of you feel that they should be able to do so, you'll like the movie. For me, a traditionalist fan of zombies, I found the running one of the few errors.

Hockey gear does not slow you dow if your used to it really tho if ur gonna have hockey gear on u should have roller blades too but i only suggest it if your familiar with it all.

That zombie survival guide isnt to be taken suriously the guy who made it used to be on SNL if a real zombie out break happend im sure it would be far worse then any one could imagine. I dont think zombies would be that slow they dont get tired, dont run out of breath well in all they dont need air like some people might beleive.

OMG really!? I was planning on basing my life upon it!!

Ya... maybe you need to stay away from the George Romero tapes for a while.

The ultimate trump card: automatic weapons amd explosives.

Dont forget to shoot them in the head. Thats the only way to kill them, right?

TW

Not true. The Marvel Zombies comic book miniseries clearly states that to kill a zomibe, its brain must be competely separated from the body (Head ripped of, head blown off, brain scooped out, etc.) Just a bullet to the brain won't do them in.  Read a book!

One word: explosives.

Everyone knows the only way to deal with zombies is to lead them in synchronized dance while wearing a sparkling red jumpsuit.

If you don't get that joke, you need a cultural slap in the face.

That being the case you'd better round them up into one building and:

A: Hope they're all there
B: Hope you have enough explosives

Its just impratical to do that.

True, but it would be fun =P

He's got a point there and if you know how to make ur own explosives then that'll be a handy skill when the undead epidemic happens.

There is a very easy way to make non-cocktail bomb explosives. I think that it is illegal to give instrucions in a place where anyone can see.

Then you all know what we must do to make it legal! Quick! Everyone become blind and learn to read braille! SO we can read the instructions...without seeing!! =D

well i think making explosives are really common sense in my opinion.

It's not illegal because first of all you can google it for every home made explosive instruction ever created. Also, they have books (including "The Pyro's guide to burning and blowing stuff up") that everyone can buy at any common retailer.

As to weather its allowed on THIS forum, i have no idea.

Just think of all the fun you could have shooting and blowing up all them zombies :) good stress releaver

That sounds like Heaven.

Hmm, I'd get to the top of a tall building and cook zombie's with a rocket launcher hehehe. Or the old shotgun to the head seems fairly effective - at least in Resident Evil. :D

Hmmm...I would refresh my memory and watch Sean of the Dead and do what they did.

get a weapon (preferably a cricket bat :D) and hold out in my house. Keep a car fueld, get a TON of non-perishables. baricade. Or head tp the nearest military instilation. (are these slow zombies? (dead rising, shaun of the dead? Or fast zombies, Dawn of the Dead?)

I'm not worried... zombies eat brains.

i'd finally get to unleash my sharpshooting skills :D, so most likely id stay in my house with the windows boarded up and like ductape my dog's mouth shut because he barks at intruders, but yeah. it'd be kinda like in I Am Legend for me.

Dude. Id just train them......THEN TAKE OVER THE PLANET!!!!*evil laughter*

if you can get a zombie to listen, i'll be your slave.

No, no, not with sound. Treat train them. Feed them good food, for listening, if they are disobedent lock em up. Alway remain behind a fence, with a loaded shotgun

so you're making them like a dog? Pff, i can do that... after whipping them so they don't attack me.

Besides, if a zombie outbreak did happen, I have my Zombie Survival Guide book.

I'd just roll my sleeve back and input the special code into my wrist mounted computer, enabling the nuclear anitmatter self destruct and ending the zombie threat... I of course wouldn't die because I have like 3 lives left and im about to reach 100000 points granting me a another life...

Man, i need to get that book.

I would use teh farce, and cause the zomehs to kill themselves. Then there would only be one left. and it cause him to jump in a volcano.

I'd play may Rob Zombie collection at full volume. They would leave me alone after that.

oh yeah definitely draco. lol zombies are like flies or dinosaurs, they get attracted to sound and light.

The first thing I'd do about a zombie outbreak would be... making as many molotov cocktails as I can.
Then I'd find a lot of food, a place that's easy to defend, gather some friends (and tell them all to bring a weapon) and wait for the army to arrive.

id just get a couple of weapons and food and hide out on top of my house.

That's pretty easy. I have several guns in my house. I would use my 20 gauge pump. (12 gauge is a little to strong for me)
Of course, science could prove that a zombie invasion could never happen, and they would all poof away in a puff of smoke.

But no one likes science anyway.

I would run for my life.

You'd run out of energy, and scream for your life as they close in :D

get on a boat we all know that zombies can't swim. oh. and I'd take my guns (I have a few)

well we all know what Boba would do...

(SPOILER ALERT)
You ever see the remake of Dawn of the Dead?  If you wait a bit, thete are some bits after part of the credits. Their on the boat, and they get to the island. Which is infested with Zombies. Also, they run out of fuel.