Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

(also in the game)

(either way what i mean is the place of nowhere)

(yeah, i know, but steeve will still party aslong as my 360 has a harddrive, just not in this thread)

( Huzzah For Steeve)

(indeed, now somebody post something that relates to the topic)

So boba is streaking around the death star and then some one says.....

( nerd ) " oh my gosh, is it really you, i am i massive fan, so...i was wondering, can i have your autograph?  "(  boba is really pissed and ...........................

continues streaking, completly ingnoring the guy who asked for an autograph when suddelny.......

Three stormtroopers and 1 death star trooper approach him, raising their rifles but boba is clever and.......

takes a dump in the street.

which causes them to throw up, mostly because unknown to every one, boba's torso was extremely disigured.

and then his old girlfriend, the Sarlacc comes back and...well...they...um...do...things...in the street. yeah.

the "things" mentiond above were realy just a bad re-enactment of boba's "death" but this time he didnt get out, and House had to operate to remove boba from the sarlac's guts saying....

"This is the weirdest delivery i've ever performed. who's the father?"

and the Sarlacc responds by...

pulling Golem out of nowhere

and he eats all...*ahem*...six of House's "fingers", if you catch my drift...

*has no mit so there fore does not catch, however do not hand it to me* who then suffers a fatal heart attack

House dies, Boba and the Sarlaac take the money and run.

and Gollum eats the Sarlacc and asks for Boba's autograph. Boba responds by...

kicking Gollum in the nuts, then throwing the precious into lava, which Gollum goes after and falls in lava as well.

but then he discovers that the 'Predious' was only a movie prop and boba has the real one so with one last breath he screams .............

"Curse you, Richards!" for Gollum was really Dr. Doom in disguise! Boba looks down into the lava pit (in the middle of the street?...) and says: "...

"You ever wonder why were here?" (spelling i know. Thanks RvB)

and Dengar, the All-Knowing Master of the Neverending Boba Fett Story Game responds with a "yeah, there's a bunch of nerds toying with our lives by putting us in weird situations." and Boba says: "...

Meanwhile, on the planet Pantsatronic, Boba's cousin Melvin leads an armada to Earth.

"Dont ever. be. alone" in a deep, creepy voice (thanks rvb) and dengar says ......

"pssh...are you kidding me? Zuckuss follows me around everywhere!" and Boba responds to Zuckuss' geekiness by...

(doing something to him! he's our resident loser! don't kill him.)

kicking him into a pool of estrogen, causing him to get emotional

Meanwhile, Melvin's armada draws closer.

*Cue dramatic music* two sith lords battle in the street and boba turns arouns and says.....

"Say hello to my little friend!" *Boba guns down the two Sith lords*

Then Tony Montana runs in and guns down Fett for using his best line, but then..................................

Steeve irwin attacks

and then Steve Perry attacks

And Shaq charges, weilding a lightsaber the color of a basket ball

but is put on the sidlines for a technical foul, so The Emporer steps in..............

and says "What the hell is an Aluminum falcon???"

Melvin's armada reaches Earth, and the invasion begins.

Their Mission: Take Boba Fett, the emporer, and Darth Vader. Dead or Alive....or Both!

there cammander counfused by this cammand crashes half the fleet into the ground saying: My! my! this here anikan guy! Maby vader some day later, but right now hes just a small fry. His crew also confused by this say:.........

All HAIL THE TURKEY SUB FROM QUIZNOS

So, forgetting their mission completely, the rest of the armada takes over every Quiznos in the USA.

Because subway sucks compared to quiznos

But they dont have enough money to buy a meal for every one so, they decided to all battle to the death till they do.

Melvintroop #8740278497326735968878485937568795862527485968766144413322 from squad bravo 976858684772727868746856597982002938566199920-0008886773661555267485848328239747362738484736748583727 won, and he stood upon a pile of dead melvintroops and yelled "...

"I have diarrhea!"

Then he took a crap on the pile of dead guys, and whent to quiznos for lunch. But on the way he sliped and impaled him self on cotton candy, causing mass:.....................

Juggeling contests. and some idiot started playing .....

Sabacc while podracing, which caused.............

The emporer to go into a fit of cursing because.....