Topic: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Mr. T was the supplier of those, after finishing his infinite universe to the power of T of skulls.

which was never completed, because Chuck didnt give him enough skulls

also.......chuck norris is Yatuja

Chuck gave him one skull. Mr. T took the rest. He did it so fast that all those people still don't know their skulls are gone. Or any of the other bones he took from them.

Mr. T is whatever he wants to be.

In his immagination.

Mr. T's imagination happens to be our reality.

In his immagination......

No. Mr. T's mind is reality. This is a fact. And it is not just in Mr. T's mind.

Mr. T created his own martial art. it has two types of techniques; Deadly, and Superdeadly.

How to survive a fight with chuck norris:  1 dont get into a fight with Chuck Norris

(Sorry Adeptus, that's impossible)

i was gona put somthing in there about obi-wan....like how he sort of dissapeared

The original line Darth Vader was supposed to say when he revealed to Luke about his father was: "No Luke, Chuck is your father." Then Luke was to scream like a sissy and such.

wouldnt that make Darth Vader gay?

but the point is Darth Vader had nothing to do with luke

On a high school math test, Mr. T put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mr. T solves all his problems with Violence.

Mr. T can delete the recycling bin.

(This is a classic)

When taking the SAT, put "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000 :D

carefull.......if some one here is impressionable, and they read that, they might just do it...

That person's memory is very short, though...

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, everything dissapears, fotunately he dosent blink.or sleep

...to him.

Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis crapped himself.

Chuck Norris invented the element of surprise.

And Mr. T invented Chuck Norris.

in his dreams that is, he had some...."special" brownies earlier

You forget, Mr. T's mind is our reality.

I have one thing that we can all agree on;

Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar proceeded to collapse, as nothing can contain that level of coolness.

yep.

Chuck Norris walked into a bar, and it said "ow"

Becuase if Mr.T walked into the bar, it wouldn't have time to sya anything before it exploded.

If Chuck Norris gives somebody a handshake, that person will be at the hospital with one arm. Hope they're ambidextrous!

The characteristic plume on a Roman Centurion helmet was inspired by Mr. T's mohawk.

The densest substance in the universe is not a black hole; it's Mr. T.

chuck norris invented the sun

See post #33, fact 3.

so Mr. T caused the ice age.... Chuck Norris caused diarrhea! (hence the phrase "ass-kicking")

Mr.T is responsible for the rare medical phenomenon called "total rectal dumpage" aka "organ diarrhea", in which the subject's entire insides are forced out of the rectum at the speed of light.

Mr.T sees dead people,
Chuck Norris makes them

Mr. T beat his T-cell cancer in an arm wrestling match.

That was in bad taste.

wait, which one are you talking about?

My cancer one, as Mr. T did actually have T-cell cancer.

What is T- cell cancer?

A form of Cancer.

It affects T-cells.

CANCER=BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i guess cancer could be considered unintentional suicide, because its your cells killing you.

When tax day comes Chuck Norris sends in a blank form with a picture of him ready to strike.
Chuck Norris has never had to pay his taxes.

Mr.T doesn't have to pay taxes either. He invented them. Thats why they're called Taxes. And when Chuck Norris sends in his picture, Mr.T has a good laugh and waivers the fee out of gratitude for the free toilet paper.

I would be scared of Mr. T....

Spare me... I won that tournament... freakin' Chuck Norris! - Dodgeball

The scene from the opening of Saving Private Ryan was based on second-grade dodge ball games that Chuck Norris participated in.

the reason The Flash became the fastest person in the world was so he could run away from Chuck Norris, and he has not succeeded to this day.

When Chuck Norris does push ups he dosn't go up the world goes down.

That was already used...

Mr. T is the alpha and the omega male.

oops didn't know ( I didn't want to read all 12 pages)

It is okay

Its fine.

anyways, Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at Tennis. This is done in a completely different way. When Chuck hits the ball, the ball itself teleports behind the wall and is still inside the line.

For breakfast, Mr. T has two poached eggs and a minivan.

Whenever Mr. T puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

Mr. T takes the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" literally. He once ate Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, and Russel Crowe in one meal.

Mr. T once ran out of milk, and tried drinking gasoline instead. He found it so delicious he singlehandedly caused the gas shortage of 1974.

Mr. T is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.

Mr. T was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.