Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

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August 28, 2007 8:37 am #

lol good one draco. :D but then boba fett and a few stormtroopers come, beat that! :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 28, 2007 8:38 am #

but Boba fett was Chuck Norris in disgise

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 28, 2007 8:39 am #

those poor fools...

anyway, so Chuck Norris and Mr. T decide to leave the SW galaxy and Boba and Vader decide to come out from behind some chairs in a corner after having paid the 2 men to act as them, saying: "...

Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revenge
Coming to theaters whenever George Lucas dies.
August 28, 2007 8:40 am #

oh, right i remember that from before, but wat about jango and a few super battle droids/battle droids

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 28, 2007 8:55 am #
Jodo Kast wrote:

those poor fools...

anyway, so Chuck Norris and Mr. T decide to leave the SW galaxy and Boba and Vader decide to come out from behind some chairs in a corner after having paid the 2 men to act as them, saying: "...

Saying: Well I think we can go for pie now

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 28, 2007 2:05 pm #

*Vader breathing* "Yes...but no disintegrations!"

Boba, confused, responds with an "As you wish?"

Vader, who apparantly has Alzheimers, responds back with a: "...

Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revenge
Coming to theaters whenever George Lucas dies.
August 28, 2007 3:08 pm #

Shut up bob!

August 28, 2007 3:12 pm #

And 'bob' says, in a perfect impersonation of Vader "No...I am your father" causing vader to scream "THATS NOT TRUE THATS......

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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August 28, 2007 3:50 pm #

slightly improbable!!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 28, 2007 4:06 pm #

Tiring of their shinanigans Mr. T releases an amount of pity into the air, and Chuck Norris round house kickes it to the planet Bob and friends are on. Very few can even comprehend this attack.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 28, 2007 4:06 pm (Edited August 28, 2007 04:07 pm) #

but it bounces off the atmoshpere. and destroys Naboo."And the empire will be defated by..." 'bob' says and vader rips off his helmet. revealing his true face, the Dark lord of the Sith is an EWOK!!!!!! and the empires defeat is actually a conspiracy that had existed for millions of.....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 28, 2007 4:15 pm #

Seconds.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 28, 2007 4:16 pm #

and 'bob' yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO way man, thats weird!" to which vader-ewok said "...

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 28, 2007 7:40 pm #

"Shut up lackey!" And with those words, bob was bitch-slapped across the face, and flew into space. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick and Mr. T' pity instantly disintegrated him.

August 29, 2007 5:17 am #

Then house found all Mr.Ts pieces and brought him back.

August 29, 2007 5:22 am #

((You mean Bob, right? He is the one who was disintergrated.))

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 29, 2007 5:46 am #

then bob chokes to death in space because there is no air causing darth ewok to celebrate on bespin with all the townsfolk, lol :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 6:44 am #

but he has been desentigrated, so its imposible.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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August 29, 2007 6:48 am #

k, so who is left ( still alive )   :O

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 7:16 am #

not bob. thats for sure.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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August 29, 2007 8:52 am #

But then Boba Fett (The other boba fett was actually Boba Fetts cousin: Melvan fett in disgise!)  comes through the door and does a heroic pose!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 29, 2007 8:56 am #

then he trips falls and impales himself on a bowling ball.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:01 am #

lol and then mr t steps out of the bowling ball and pities  melvan so melvin disintegrates instantly

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:02 am #

melvan was already disentigrated.......

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:05 am #

well mr t collects the ashes and gives them to some old person living on the street, lol . and the homeless person is so hungry he eats the ashes and then melvan spends the rest of his life in a sewer because the homeless person has pooed him out, lol, lol, lol :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:06 am #

hes then rushed to the emergency room, where he emerges two months later doing another heroic pose!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 29, 2007 9:09 am #

who, the ashes of melvin?

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:11 am #

(no boba.)
And trips falls and impales himself on a grain of sand named starkortah. The steeve pops outa know where and does a wicked cool SNEAK ATTACK!

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:16 am #

and dengar phones boba up saying he is a a** hole but boba is dead ( by impaling himself on a grain of sand )

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:17 am #

but then THE TOPIC NECROMANCER comes outa nowhere and revives boba, because if he dosnt, the topic will die

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:18 am #

the grain of sand hardly hurting him, he stands up doing another heroic pose, but then Steeve comes and wackes him upside the head with an axe

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 29, 2007 9:19 am #

and dengar then says to boba - " you are an A$$hole, you know that!!?  "

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:19 am #

and then a passing deer got hit with the Wabbajack and turned into a guy, who said" OH....SNAP!!!!!"

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:21 am #

and the deer man strangles dengar for messing with boba ( his half brother ) lol

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:23 am #

then it rains dogs.....that are on fire

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 29, 2007 9:24 am #

prolugue:

Dengar eventually gets killed and the deer man tells boba that jango got the deer man and made him boba's brother...........poor boba -- he is very emotional   :(

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:28 am #
Mandal_ShadowWarrior wrote:

then it rains dogs.....that are on fire

in the city of cats...and sherogoth pops outta nowhere and says to boba "I could make you eat your own fingers.....or fall in love with a cloud..."

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:28 am #

(The word you ment is "prologue." How ever, that does not fit, as a prologue is at the start of stories. If you ment epilogue, that also does not fit, because that is the very end of stories, and this is not over)

The deer and Dengar shoot each other.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 29, 2007 9:29 am #

yeah then everyone in the city is screaming and get dinsintegrated by the flames...

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:30 am #

only not, because the dogs dont hit anyone

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:31 am #

only three people die during a 6 hour rainage

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:32 am #

but they dont, because there isnt any rain

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:34 am #

yeah there is , wat about the raining dogs on fire?

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:35 am #

those are dogs....not rain..

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:37 am #

The dogs burned up into nothing before they hit the ground anyways.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 29, 2007 9:39 am #

actualy, they died on impact

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 29, 2007 9:39 am #

k, so wat is the lastest humour on this?   :)

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:42 am #

(I don't think that was an actual sentance. You need to re-read your posts so that they make sense.)

Then Mars Attacks!

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 29, 2007 9:44 am #

k, so mars attacks eh? ( rubs chin ) hmmmmm! who would win earth or mars?   ;)

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 29, 2007 9:45 am #

The forces of mars are then flanked by a Chuck Norris Mr.T Dou! so they get obliterated

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]

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