and thne he suddenly collapses, and House revives himself then revives Boba.....and diagnoses him with every type of cancer know to man....and alien, again. and Adeptus_Astartes, trying to be funny writed that Boba says "Im no good to me dead"....again.....so boba begins to work on his new "things to do before I die" list "Ok....Number one is......"...
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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"Carve a small chair out of wood".
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
"now that thas done, on to #2" he said in his new ship Slave-2....he hoped that Slave-1 didnt see him she was the jelous type.
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"Number 2: Kill Han Solo, then apologize to his corpse for killing him."
Number: 3: Kill Jar-Jar Binks......again
"Number IV: Kill Zuckuss, 4-LOM, Dengar, Jodo, IG-88, and everyone else who pisses me off the most. Mainly Zuckuss."
"Number five: Become a comedy superstar."
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Then Mater shows up playing tuba and towing bob23456
*boba's inner monolog* So we got into slave 2, and took off for coruscant, you know Ive never been on a real slave 2 before, and i gotta tell you it was realy great. exept for I had to sit between to large Albainian women with excruciatingly sever body oder and the little kid in the back of me kep throwin up all the time and the vendor ran out of Dr.Pepper and slated peanuts and the inflight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore and oh yeah, three of the spacecraft engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into an asteroid and the ship exploded in a giant plasma ball and everybody died! Exept for me. You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up, and my seatback in the full upright postition!
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All of a sudden, Boba turns on the TV to watch Late Night with Zuckuss. He ROFLs the entire time, just because Zuckuss' head is funny.
but......unbeknonst to boba. the show is a plot to assainate his little radar thing on his helmet. above the planet the death star locked on and.....
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and the superlaser shorted out, because the construction of the Death Star was built on 2x4 technology, and it was held together with paperclips and rubber-bands. And the force shields were actually Seran wrap that could be passed through.
the power core was a class the state of the ert AAA batteriy reactor, powerd by duracell. it was held in place by styrofoam, bubble wrap, and the greatest invention ever....duct tape
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The shorting out causes a chain reaction that blows up the station.
(dont ask me how)
Grand Moff Tarkin dies (30 years after 1977), and Obi-Wan starts to watch his Tai-Bo collection.
which in reality hid the plans to the death star, which stops playing just as leia-
Because some how, she got turned into a goat...which as you may/may not know will eat anything
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than the goat got stung by a wired bug that made it all like a zombie, and then they started calling it: Scary Goat
Meanwhile, the film adaption of Scary Goat's director, Michael Moore, decided to continue and made Scary Goat 2-5, Scary Goat: The Wrath of Billy, and Scary Goat: The Beginning was directed by William Heung.
But then Adeptus_Astartes got pissed, and sued them, he won so they had to burn all the tapes. so, back to the original scary goat. me on Xbox live
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However, black market copies of Scary Goat movies were flying high in stock value, so this dude named Fett_II invested in it and got rich.
but they realy were just Arnold (what you expect me to spell that?) movies so I was still happy
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(dude it's Schwarzenegger, nothing difficult)
Meanwhile, Luke & Biggs Go To Starbucks became a huge hit. The two were broken apart, as Biggs died two weeks later during an attempt on the Death Star.
and then Darth Vader flew his ship back to the Death Star, with his new band of sith, who he had recruted to help search for the Holy Pail so they reached the Death Star and Vader's trusty minstrelguy said "its only a model." then he got killed by vader.
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Then Vader (with his trusty group of storm troopers) go by (once again) the death star and then vader says: lets go to the death star!! then his storm troopers say:.....
No, The Death Star is a rather silly place...
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Then Vader (with his trusty group of storm troopers) go by (once again) the death star and then vader says: lets go to the death star!! then his storm troopers say:.....
lord vader, teach us the ways of mowing lawns!
i guess this thread is about EU?
(no, there's no actual timeline)
After running into the Bothans and being taunted so many times, Vader gave up his quest for the Holy Pail. Soon after, the Emperor finally died in a pink latex thong.
lol, lol, lol, lol that is sweet! :D , and also - poor bothans! :(
because of the horrible lepresy that had taken over his body. Sadly only some lost jawas were the only ones who attended the funeral.
then Vader and Boba engage in a thumb war, which leads to arm-wrestling, which leads to real wrestling, which leads to...
Coming to theaters whenever George Lucas dies.
what!? leads to what? lol :D
SO Vader ends up spilling his drink all over the floor because he has no hole in his helmet for drinking. So Boba being drunk because he removed his helmet, shot Vader in the face thinking he could put a hole in it so Vader could participate.
......And Vader was very grateful that fett blasted a hole for him, ( unforchantly vader had to pay fett for the hole ) lol :D
and then the drinking contest led to UGFC (ultamate galaxy fighting challenge) where Boba chose the starwars galaxy, and vader chose the real galaxy....vader won.
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But Vader was actually Boba Fett in disgise!!
Who turned out to be none other than Chuck Norris!
And Scooby Doo pulled a zipper in his back, and he turned out to be Mr. T.
and then luke comes and vs Mr . T in a death match, lol :D
And Luke turns to dust at the sight of T.
and 30 rebels charge at MR. T with stareblast proof goggles on and start blasting at him, lol :D
then they turn dust anyway
lol, but they have stare proof goggles on :D
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