Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

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August 23, 2007 3:36 pm #

and thne he suddenly collapses, and House revives himself then revives Boba.....and diagnoses him with every type of cancer know to man....and alien, again. and Adeptus_Astartes, trying to be funny writed that Boba says "Im no good to me dead"....again.....so boba begins to work on his new "things to do before I die" list "Ok....Number one is......"...

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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August 23, 2007 3:44 pm #

"Carve a small chair out of wood".

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
August 23, 2007 4:17 pm #

"now that thas done, on to #2" he said in his new ship Slave-2....he hoped that Slave-1 didnt see him she was the jelous type.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 23, 2007 7:17 pm #

"Number 2: Kill Han Solo, then apologize to his corpse for killing him."

August 23, 2007 8:15 pm #

Number: 3: Kill Jar-Jar Binks......again

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 24, 2007 12:27 am #

"Number IV: Kill Zuckuss, 4-LOM, Dengar, Jodo, IG-88, and everyone else who pisses me off the most. Mainly Zuckuss."

August 24, 2007 5:02 am #

"Number five: Become a comedy superstar."

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 24, 2007 2:00 pm #

Then Mater shows up playing tuba and towing bob23456

August 24, 2007 2:19 pm #

*boba's inner monolog* So we got into slave 2, and took off for coruscant, you know Ive never been on a real slave 2 before, and i gotta tell you it was realy great. exept for I had to sit between to large Albainian women with excruciatingly sever body oder and the little kid in the back of me kep throwin up all the time and the vendor ran out of Dr.Pepper and slated peanuts and the inflight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore and oh yeah, three of the spacecraft engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into an asteroid and the ship exploded in a giant plasma ball and everybody died! Exept for me. You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up, and my seatback in the full upright postition!

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 24, 2007 5:06 pm #

All of a sudden, Boba turns on the TV to watch Late Night with Zuckuss. He ROFLs the entire time, just because Zuckuss' head is funny.

August 24, 2007 5:19 pm #

but......unbeknonst to boba. the show is a plot to assainate his little radar thing on his helmet. above the planet the death star locked on and.....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 24, 2007 6:43 pm #

and the superlaser shorted out, because the construction of the Death Star was built on 2x4 technology, and it was held together with paperclips and rubber-bands. And the force shields were actually Seran wrap that could be passed through.

August 24, 2007 7:06 pm #

the power core was a class the state of the ert AAA batteriy reactor, powerd by duracell. it was held in place by styrofoam, bubble wrap, and the greatest invention ever....duct tape

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 25, 2007 11:24 am #

The shorting out causes a chain reaction that blows up the station.
(dont ask me how)

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 25, 2007 11:29 am #

Grand Moff Tarkin dies (30 years after 1977), and Obi-Wan starts to watch his Tai-Bo collection.

August 25, 2007 11:36 am #

and makes Tabbo out of it

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 25, 2007 12:09 pm #

which in reality hid the plans to the death star, which stops playing just as leia-

August 25, 2007 12:14 pm #

eats a piece of it

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 25, 2007 1:01 pm #

Because some how, she got turned into a goat...which as you may/may not know will eat anything

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 25, 2007 7:51 pm #

than the goat got stung by a wired bug that made it all like a zombie, and then they started calling it: Scary Goat

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 25, 2007 10:05 pm #

Meanwhile, the film adaption of Scary Goat's director, Michael Moore, decided to continue and made Scary Goat 2-5, Scary Goat: The Wrath of Billy, and Scary Goat: The Beginning was directed by William Heung.

August 26, 2007 6:14 am #

But then Adeptus_Astartes got pissed, and sued them, he won so they had to burn all the tapes. so, back to the original scary goat. me on Xbox live

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 26, 2007 2:50 pm #

However, black market copies of Scary Goat movies were flying high in stock value, so this dude named Fett_II invested in it and got rich.

August 26, 2007 3:08 pm #

but they realy were just Arnold (what you expect me to spell that?) movies so I was still happy

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 26, 2007 3:58 pm #

(dude it's Schwarzenegger, nothing difficult)

Meanwhile, Luke & Biggs Go To Starbucks became a huge hit. The two were broken apart, as Biggs died two weeks later during an attempt on the Death Star.

August 26, 2007 5:48 pm #

and then Darth Vader flew his ship back to the Death Star, with his new band of sith, who he had recruted to help search for the Holy Pail so they reached the Death Star and Vader's  trusty minstrelguy said "its only a model." then he got killed by vader.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 26, 2007 5:57 pm #

Then Vader (with his trusty group of storm troopers) go by (once again) the death star and then vader says: lets go to the death star!! then his storm troopers say:.....

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 26, 2007 5:58 pm (Edited August 26, 2007 05:59 pm) #

No, The Death Star is a rather silly place...

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 26, 2007 8:44 pm #
Mandal_ShadowWarrior wrote:

Then Vader (with his trusty group of storm troopers) go by (once again) the death star and then vader says: lets go to the death star!! then his storm troopers say:.....

lord vader, teach us the ways of mowing lawns!

August 26, 2007 11:06 pm #

i guess this thread is about EU?

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 26, 2007 11:18 pm #

(no, there's no actual timeline)
After running into the Bothans and being taunted so many times, Vader gave up his quest for the Holy Pail. Soon after, the Emperor finally died in a pink latex thong.

August 26, 2007 11:19 pm #

lol, lol, lol, lol that is sweet! :D , and also - poor bothans! :(

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 27, 2007 12:19 am #

because of the horrible lepresy that had taken over his body.  Sadly only some lost jawas were the only ones who attended the funeral.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
August 27, 2007 5:10 am #

Then  Luke sky bob dies

August 27, 2007 10:38 am #

then Vader and Boba engage in a thumb war, which leads to arm-wrestling, which leads to real wrestling, which leads to...

Star Wars Episode VII: Boba Fett's Revenge
Coming to theaters whenever George Lucas dies.
August 27, 2007 10:40 am #

what!? leads to what? lol   :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 27, 2007 11:00 am #

A Drinking Contest!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 27, 2007 12:10 pm #

SO Vader ends up spilling his drink all over the floor because he has no hole in his helmet for drinking.  So Boba being drunk because he removed his helmet, shot Vader in the face thinking he could put a hole in it so Vader could participate.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
August 27, 2007 12:12 pm #

......And Vader was very grateful that fett blasted a hole for him, ( unforchantly vader had to pay fett for the hole )   lol :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 27, 2007 3:39 pm #

and then the drinking contest led to UGFC (ultamate galaxy fighting challenge) where Boba chose the starwars galaxy, and vader chose the real galaxy....vader won.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
August 27, 2007 6:30 pm #

But Vader was actually Boba Fett in disgise!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 27, 2007 10:15 pm #

Who turned out to be none other than Chuck Norris!

August 28, 2007 5:26 am #

And Scooby Doo pulled a zipper in his back, and he turned out to be Mr. T.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 28, 2007 7:35 am #

and then luke comes and vs Mr . T in a death match, lol   :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 28, 2007 8:20 am #

And Luke turns to dust at the sight of T.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 28, 2007 8:29 am #

and 30 rebels charge at MR. T  with stareblast proof goggles on and start blasting at him, lol :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 28, 2007 8:30 am #

And he pities them.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 28, 2007 8:31 am (Edited August 28, 2007 08:31 am) #

then they turn dust anyway

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 28, 2007 8:35 am #

lol, but they have stare proof goggles on   :D

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
August 28, 2007 8:36 am #

But Mr. T pitied them.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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