Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

but that wasnt the reason.....he was doing an experiment to see how the female fans would react.....shortly after changeing into the uniform his squad was overrun, and he was carried off to......

To a shoping-mall filled with zombies

who were all just normal people who had goten sick and now looked like zombies

but he killed 'em anyway! yay for Boba Fett!

then, Boba Fett ruled the entire galaxy with an iron fist and everyone was happy cuz he's Boba Fett! yay!

But the men got sick off seeing huge posters of a guy in a pink thong so they over threw him and made him wear a suit.

then he yelled: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* oooooooooooooo

and, so Boba Fett killed Bossk for giving him said suit!

Dengar, watching everything that just happened on the past 15 pages, took this opportunity to say: "...

"dude these people on that website are retarded...expecialy this Adeptus_Astartes guy.....god......bunch of idiots..."

and Zuckuss agrees with him, causing Boba to say "how the heck did Zuckuss end up in this?" and kills him by...

farting in his general direction. (thank you Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)

but, they don't kill the all-knowing Dengar just yet, for he does not weigh the same as a duck...

But he did weigh about as much a Palpetine with his thong on.

but then in came some random dude and he said! "What is average airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow?"

Then, Wicket came along and asked the random dude "What do you mean? African or European?" (translated from Ewok language), and the random dude was flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Meanwhile, Mace Windu traveled to Earth during the jurassic period, made it with a dinosaur, and created the "Maceosaurus Rex", which could approximately live forever just eating some chicken-fried chicken (with watermelon and pimp juice) every million years or so.

Then Mater showed up.

and blinded Dengar forever with his rear-view mirrors after he hit Dengar!

then, lightning (not the car...) hit Dengar!

then Manaroo hit Dengar for not calling!

after being hit 3 times in a row (in the nads, on his already hurting head, and in the nads again), Dengar responded with a "...

That tickles song. It went somthing like this....

(am i supposed to make this up?)

"heck no, i ain't singing no song! i'm a bounty hunter, for goodness' sake!"

then Manaroo came in and made him sing the song.

it went something like this...

(darn you....)

That tickles! That tickles! Oh, how that tickles! I wish you would stop tickleing me! Tickles, tickles, oh how I wish you would stop tickling meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*Denger pass out on the last note*

Then House comes and kills bob456

Then Nebula (from Space Monkeys) comes and kills House and bob456.

but he couldnt kill bob456 be cus he was already dead! So in trying to kill him again, Nebula angers Bob456's spirit! So Bob456 comes back from the dead in the form of a evil brain eating Zombie!!!! Oh, the horror!!

and dies......but then this clone called ARGGGGHHHH! kills everyone, by pressing the "self destruct" button in the center of the universe...

then the clone's father (who smelled of elderberries) comes and grounds his son before he can press the button, thus once again saving the universe.

his son begins to go into a song, but is cut off by his father, causing him to go into a tantrum, and acidentaly press the button.

Luckily, that was the sub-universe self-destruct button. So only the planet Druidia was destroyed. Meanwhile, the clone is rescued from his father by a brave Jedi Knight named Lanc'lot. Back on Earth, John Cena is mutilated by The Terminator.

who immediately goes looking for Sarah Conners but realizes Boba Fett has already killed her, decides to go after Boba Fett and

then Houses team revives him!

But since you cant revive some one thats already alive, House only succeeded in ticking off Boba Fett, so then Mr.Fett invited all his friends for a cook out on Endor!

(House was the main coarse)

and the Ewoks were a fuzzy little dessert!

when told that the Ewoks were extinct, Boba just laughed and said: "...

"fudge sickle!"

then Jar-Jar randomly showed up and Boba cooked him too, saying: "...

"Yumy! a Gungany dessert!"

and everyone laughed and Jango showed up and Boba said: "...

(am i wearing you out? "heheheh!" young Boba laugh...)

(no, I'm good)

"Oh, my god its my dead dad!! He's a zombie kill'em!!" And all of boba's bounty huntin pals when after jango fett in the form of an angry mob.

except for Dengar, who, being the All-Knowing Master of the Neverending Story Game, said: "isn't he dead as of page 13? or is it 14?"

Bossk, being the fastest runner, caught up to Jango and ate his whole head in one bite, saying: "...

"hmf..theth stufth, sticks, to your mouthbth realby bad...."

(nice. :) )

and so, everyone (except Boba cuz it would be cannibalism and a bewildered Dengar) chowed down on Jango's corpse!

and Zuckuss said: "...

(make it something geeky and lame!)

"Haray, for human flesh!!!"

Boba seeing his father's headless body is suddenly reminded of Geonosis so he falls onto the ground and breaks out in tears.
Bossk totally in disbelief that Boba Fett is bawling his eyes out says, "...

"Oh, well. It was his time. Again."

then, Boba hears what Zuckuss said, which caused Boba to punch him in the stomach. twice.

later on, the bounty hunters sat around the campfire in their Ewok-skin sleeping bags, telling stories and farting to make the fire bigger.

"One time, i caught a guy who was worth, like, a million credits!"

"Nuh-uh! No One's worth that much!"

"Yes he was! it was Han Solo!"

and Boba shot Zuckuss (but not fatally enough to kill him. he's the bounty hunters' resident loser!), saying: "...

"eat it!!"

And then every one said to Zuckuss:.....

"ohhhh....BURN!!!!!!!!"

so, Boba sets him on fire, saying: "...

"literally!"

then, everyone laughs and the theme from "Cheers" starts playing...

until Boba shoots the man in the sound booth (Jek Porkins again?), saying: "...

"I hate Pork!!"

and Zuckuss, being stupid again (does he stop?), says "i didn't know you were Jewish, Boba! no shellfish either, huh Boba?"

and Boba responds by...

(remember: don't kill him!)

Buy kicking Zuckuss in his balls

However, it turns out Zuckuss is a woman, so there are no nuts there. Meanwhile, PMS kicks in and Zuckuss goes on a rampage, destroying the party and eating all the food.

Then Boba was like: Dude......what the hell man.