Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

playing polka music at the local cantina

which wasnt really local at all it was......

on Tatooine since Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes were busy playing the Second Death Star at the time. Boba played the...

more polka music!!

(ignores Mandal)
Empty whiskey bottle

and then Boba disintegrated the part of Mandal_ShadowWarrior's brain where he comes up with bad jokes!

while working the Mos Eisley Cantina, Boba noticed someone familiar walk in. it was...!

his wife the sarlacc pit!! (and ow, my head!)

(they're not married! they're dating...)

and Boba sent her away saying "don't interrupt me at work, baby!"

however, he had her eat a client of his at the cantina.

it was...!

Jar jar who had been resurected by his mom Har har.

and then he ran away to the other cantina where he was "meeting" ..........................................
(NOOOOOOO THE DISENTIGRATION DIDNT WORK :( )

Little Ani!!!...i mean...Vader!!!

(watch the Robot Chicken Star Wars episode!)

Vader who was ticked off be cus Boba fett had shot him, Vader used the force to choke the life out of him

and failed miserably, because he acidently used lightning and fried himself

(when did Boba shoot Vader? oh, and Vader can't choke people! watch the Robot Chicken episode!)

Boba decides to make up with Vader, but it turns out Vader hates all Mandalorians, so he (Boba) decides to...

kick him in the nads and run

(Boba shot vader at the empores funeral, Vader CAN choke peps with the force he does it all the time in the movies, and I've seen that star was robot chicken)

But since vaders nads have been burnt to charcol it didnt hurt him

so, they all have a cookout with Vader's nads!

and the Sarlacc announces she's pregnant! by Bossk!

to which Boba replies: "...

Huzza!!

(is that "huzzah"?)

and then Boba is given a mission by Vader.

and, according to Vader, it goes something like this: "...

down in missy pissy theres a littly lady named littly bitty I need you to bring her here and give her a little kissy. And NO  DISENTIGRATIONs!

and Boba knocked the drunken Vader out saying: "...

"Dont ever be. Alone." in a scary voice

and Vader peed his pants and died joining the ranks of the Emperor and Jango.

and everyone said: "...

Huzza!!!!!!! The witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead!!

("huzzah"?)

then Boba took over the galaxy in the Emperor and Vader's absence.

the end?

nope, actually it was only the begining. because Boba woke up. realizing that everything that happend previously was all a dream exept for the emporer in a thong....that was real...so very very horifyingly real.......

he sobbed for the rebles who had seen what no one should have seen.....

so had he....because it was on a holoboard right outside his appartment window which was odd. because he didnt remember requiring an appartment......

especially one filled with hot women who really wanted him. oh, and Bossk. you have to have Bossk.

Then Zombies broke through his door!!! He then jumed out his window with his jet-pack and only then did he relise that he wasnt in a apartment!! He was in a shoping-Mall. Oh the horror!!

and he woke up again and realized he had played WAY to much dead rising. but everything was the same, exept for the hot women, bossok and the zombies. he stood and headed to the bathroom and found to his supprise......

the Emperor, dead in his bathtub! Boba then picked up the phone and called...

some Zombies so they could....

have a Palpatine feast! then Boba went back to sleep. he woke up in the middle of the night only to find.......next to him in bed!

take over some mall somewhere....but he only got Frank West who had killed all the zombies with a....... but then i didnt post intime so this doesnt happen!

(dude? you missed it...)

The Sarlacc pit!!! AT that moment boba thought.....

"i thought that was a dream?"

but, the two of them had...ahem...a wonderful night...together.

the next morning,...

he found out it was all a dream.....he realized that his name was Frank West and he was a

Photo-Spatan ninja skills master

With a cool suit, a hat, a frying pan, a katana, a battle axe, a spear...and a bug-in-a-jar....

and his theme song was "kung fu fighting".

so, he killed himself and woke up as the real Boba Fett...an accountant here on earth! in Chicago!

but then he wished he hadent, because he wound up in a mall full of zombies.....so he reverted. and his theme song was that from cops, but slightly modified.

To where it sounded like polka music...

only not.

he decided to buy a costume of his, only to find it cost 1000's of $!!

enraged, he killed everyone and reverted back to the SW universe.

only to discover that in vader, the emporers and his absence, the Galaxy had been taken over by Zombies!!!!!

but it reverted to a galaxy where the emporer had changed to storm troper uniform to a pink thong. and now they had a theme song....it was "Its Raining Men"..............

but the Emperor had been dead, so it was really the Stormtroopers who had done that!

Boba decided to disintegrate them all.

but his shot, being from the time when they were still using the term laser for the bolts..... hit one of the uniforms, which were shiny and bounced back, disentigrating his weapons...then he joined the storm troopers because...

Seth Green made Boba gay on Robot Chicken!

curse you, seth green!!!!!!!!