Mr. T moves on to pity fools in other galaxies, but just as he leaves ...
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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Boba Fett remembers a huge bounty on Mr.T for an inconceivable amount, posted by the familys of Mr.T's victims.(needless to say, it was an outrageous amount)
Boba thinks to himself, If I had a nickel for every fool he has pitied, I would be a rich man.
But that was only the beginning, because then the REALLY weird stuff started happening.
Hail to the King Baby!!
Cus it started raining banthas on Coruscant!!!!
And Jar-Jar Binks was regarded as a bigger bad@$$ than Darth Maul, Aurra Sing, and Boba Fett combined.
then Jar Jar got pwned by a falling bantha!!!!!!
Apparently this falling bantha was the new Sith'ari. After landing the bantha looked at Vader and said...
Realising that the bantha had absorbed the inherent idiocy of Jar-Jar, Vader ignites his lightsaber and approaches, intent on putting it out of it's misery....
Vader stabs the bantha in the head.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
But then batman comes to save the day and says to Darth Vader....
I am your father!
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
feeling like he has heard this some where before he says to batman.....
and then Jabba calls Boba fett and says he needs him to kill Batman for one million credits!!!
And then Shaun from shaun of the dead comes outa nowhere and starts whackin every one in the head with a cricket bat.
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and then Mandolorians rain from the sky in Basailisks!!!!!!
then the rebel alliance destroys the cheese star the empires source of cheese puffs
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Then Akuma from Street Fighter comes and shoots a fireball at Shaun instantly incinerating him....HADOUKEN!!!!!
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
then Mr.T saves the day! by geting cheese puffs for Vader
Vader then kills himself when he takes off his helmet too eat the chesse puffs
Then Boba fett says.....
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Then Cartman comes through a time portal and eats all the Cheese Puffs, but he goes hyper and eats the whole planet & Boba Fett!!!
then Fett tears his way out of Cartman stomac useing a half eaten cheese puff.
(dont ask how)
The Akuma does his superhyperultraextreme move and tears Cartman into bloody pieces of flesh in the blink of an eye, finishing him off
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
boba decided's he's had enough, so he goes to Kamino for a fishing holiday
on his way to Kamino Boba wonders what the wheathers like on Kamino?
of excitment, when the other clones threw him a suprise party on Kamino!
but is bought back by Eddie Murphy in a tooth fairy costume
fett having enough of dying decides to join a brass band.........
Rob is the Tuda player! Then the tuba player dies.
of horror when he learns that he frogot his pant on Curoscant
Boba took a dump, five seconds after he left, the port-a-potty blew up.
In a firey rage because he frogot to flush
Then the galaxy emplodes ending every thing exept for Chuck Norris and Mr.T who continue their epicly eternal battle
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Mr. T grabbed Chuck by the beard, and threw him into the oblivion, then pitied the nothingness until the universe came back.
but Chuck came back, coverd in a tire track
and threw Jackie Chan for a sucsessfull sneak attack
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Owing to his near omnipotence Mr.T can not be caught off guard, but he still let Chuck think he had surprised him to lure him into a false sense of security
Mr. T punched a hole through Jackie, and tossed Bruce Lee at Chuck, who was beaten by Lee here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
but that isnt the case now, as Chuck ws just acting
he roundhouse kicked Bruce right back at him
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Tired of being used as a projectile weapon, Bruce turns to Chuck midflight and says...
Mr. T hit Lee back at Norris, and this continued until it became an epic game of ping-pong.
Palpatine soon, constructed a stadium and a table around them, but the death toll for the project was high as workers kept getting hit by the ball
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Four planetary systems were destroyed and seven more were created as a result of their game.
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