Topic: I have the Anti-Christ

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Avatarbats OP
June 1, 2007 2:58 am #

Had to take my Chihuahua,,Tippie to the Vet,,as she had this lump ,,
I asked the Vet if he wants me to hold her,,he just looked at me,,as her size you can put
your Hands together as she can fit into them,,after 5 people held her,,lots of Yipes,,he came back and said
''The result is she is the Anti-Christ ',they all had bites'..the Lump was only filled with fluid as she walked
towards me the large dogs there stood to attention,
Well !!! I tried to he lp them  he put on her files in large Letters,,To be held by her owner.
   bats

June 1, 2007 6:55 am #

Shoot it shoot it

June 1, 2007 9:00 am #

Bats you HAVE to get some better grammer lessons or something because I can't understand what the heck you're saying, I got something about a Devil dog and fluid but that was it.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
June 1, 2007 10:14 am #

Kill

June 1, 2007 11:54 am #
Karson Fett wrote:

Kill

This is what is called "spam" you already put in your thoughts and now you are just blurting out random, and quite offensive, statements.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
June 1, 2007 11:58 am #

Sorry.......................=(

June 1, 2007 12:15 pm #

so, your little Chihuahua is the Anti-Christ... No quero Taco Bell.

June 1, 2007 12:25 pm #

If your dog is the Anti-Christ, my rabbit is Satan, the False Prophet, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Beezlebub, Astorath, Legion, and Valac rolled into a furry little ball of hate. When I was sitting on the couch reading, she jumped up and bit me on the arm. As a reaction, I jerked my arm up. When I did this, she was dangling off of it. She also lunged at my sleeping dog Kaile's (God rest her soul) face for absolutly no reason. Thos are just a few of the vile atrocities she has comited. Let's hope our pets never meet.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 1, 2007 12:27 pm (Edited June 1, 2007 12:30 pm) #

.hah..ha...hahahahaha. :lol: That is funny... not the sleeping dog part though

June 1, 2007 4:51 pm #

so, is the the sequel to The Omen?

June 1, 2007 5:31 pm (Edited June 2, 2007 02:53 pm) #

The Omen already has a sequel.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 2, 2007 1:55 pm #
draco fett wrote:

The Open already has a sequel.

Actually it has like 3,  but none of them were any good. Haven't seen the remake though...

and bats, while I know it is you signiture style, it does get very very hard at times to read your posts. Maybe 1 comma instead of 2... and maybe a couple periods.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
June 3, 2007 10:13 pm #

MY cat is Crazy i have massive scars on my arms from the little Demon (btw its name is Ordo) and the little kitten doesnt stop it just looks at me with its big yellow eyes and tries to tear off my face.

June 4, 2007 11:12 am #

lol, that is exactly how my friend's cat is. she hisses and even will try to claw you if you're close enough. otherwise she sits on the couch, meowing all day.

June 5, 2007 3:44 am #

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
June 5, 2007 8:12 am #

I have cat allergys

June 5, 2007 1:02 pm #
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

Oh, definitely.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
June 5, 2007 1:19 pm #

me too karson.

June 5, 2007 2:35 pm #

When my dad was youger, and the loads of homless cats found their way into his car and used it as a bathroom, he helped the m on their way to the "Promised Land."

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 5, 2007 2:48 pm (Edited June 5, 2007 02:48 pm) #
draco fett wrote:

When my dad was youger, and the loads of homless cats found their way into his car and used it as a bathroom, he helped the m on their way to the "Promised Land."

To the promised land eh? :P I understand your father completely.If I found $hit in my car and knew that cats did it,I would be more than happy to give them a hand to find their way to the Promised Land easier-and quicker!

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
June 5, 2007 10:20 pm #
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_Set_3/581_excerpts-from-a-cat-s-diary-day-659-my-captors-continue-to-taunt-me-with-bizarre-little-dangling.html
Funny email I have seen that proves your point. :P

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
June 5, 2007 10:53 pm #
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

smarter...maybe.
but not always landing on their feet...a youtube classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82xj_RzGcPQ

"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
June 6, 2007 8:04 am #

Lol both of those were great :lol:.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
June 6, 2007 12:44 pm #
Sev Fett wrote:
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Cats,cats,cats...sometimes I trully believe they're smarter than they look.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_Set_3/581_excerpts-from-a-cat-s-diary-day-659-my-captors-continue-to-taunt-me-with-bizarre-little-dangling.html
Funny email I have seen that proves your point. :P

Oh gosh!Cats are taking over! :P
I saw a video on YouTube called the world's angriest cat.I swear I would have killed it if I was there it was so annoying!

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
June 6, 2007 5:36 pm #

lol, this video is pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVFkZ3-tCQ

June 7, 2007 2:03 am (Edited June 7, 2007 02:45 am) #

I'm taking back what I said.After this video,I consider the cats super-stupid! :P

EDIT:Please see this.I can't stop laughing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sB--s5ROU

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
Avatarbats OP
June 10, 2007 5:13 pm #

All I tried to say about Tippie's trip to the Vets,,try to show the Humour in the story and I was worried about this Lump
As she doesn't even weight a Kilo  and asked the Vet if he wanted me to hold her,, five staff had to hold her
most were bittened,, and the vet came back and told me the result was she is the Anti-Christ and put on
her card ,,'' All visits ,Tippie will be held by owner''
As she walked out she must have looked as if she would take on any Dog,as the dogs there stood to attention
as she passed,,and all the Lump was filled with Fluid..
  Bats

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