Topic: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi

Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!

Emperor: shut up and take it like a man

Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me

Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice

Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice

Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice

Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)

Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son

Luke: no way!

Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy

Luke: well, o.k

Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies

Luke: o.k

Vader: mmmmm, smoothie

Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm

Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm

Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy

Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop

Luke: what?

Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son

Luke: cool, free smoothie

Bartender: or what?!

Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)

Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!

Vader: let's get outta here son!

Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)

Vader: wow, that was easy

Luke: yup

Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny

Luke: yes, i guess i am

Vader: yup

Luke: so what do we do now?

Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends

Luke: yup

                  The End

That was... interesting.

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .

truely odd...
mmmm, darkside smoothie.

why don't ya?

I really don't know what to say.  It's an interesting concept though.

smoothie was the only funny part.

Pretty cheesy if you ask me.

P.S. The rebel base is in Yavin.  Not Endor.

So very corny

that is true

Ewok, you can use the edit botton to add something to a previous post. That way, you do not need to post twice in a row.

that's what makes it funny N8