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April 18, 2006 9:53 am #

And now it's time for a battle within the Mandalorian hall of shame, among two Boba Fett imposters. 

Jodo Kast vs. Ailyn Vel! Who will win this battle?

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April 18, 2006 11:45 am #

they both start to fight. then boba comes in and puts them in timeout. then boba kills them both with one hand tied behind his back

some blood lines were ment to end.
April 18, 2006 2:01 pm #

Actually, Boba killed them with both hands, and a foot tied behind his back :) .

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April 18, 2006 4:38 pm #

Jodo Kast whould win

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April 18, 2006 4:42 pm #

They shoot each other at the same time, and both die. Yay!

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April 19, 2006 9:00 am #

no they die just at the site of boba.

some blood lines were ment to end.
April 20, 2006 9:53 am #

If Boba didn't decide to show up and kill them both with a hand or a foot tied behind his back (although he most likely would), I'd say Jodo would beat Ailyn, since he is somewhat more experienced.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
April 20, 2006 10:52 am #

Most of you are forgetting, Kast was an extrodinary bounty hunter. We all hate him because he tried to copy Fett. The lady in the comic said that Boba knows his bounty hunters. Boba even had to set up traps before he could kill him. Even then, Jodo was able to hold his own against Fett.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
April 20, 2006 11:49 am #

Whereas Ailyn Vel would be simply all out pathetic against Fett, which is why the odds lean more toward Jodo.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
April 20, 2006 7:03 pm #

I do think that Kast would win, but we really do not know much about Ailyn Vel.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
April 21, 2006 2:15 pm #

we do, however, know that Jod had been in business longer than she had, and was more experienced, so the odds lean more towards him.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
April 22, 2006 8:29 pm #

Ailyn: DAD!
Jodo: *awkward pause* How'd you know that?
Ailyn: I hate you!  *kills*
Jodo: *dies, still wondering what he did wrong*

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April 23, 2006 5:37 am #

That is funny, if only it wass true :( .

take it easy baby take it as it comes
May 10, 2006 9:32 pm #

boba walks in, kills jodo because hes more of a threat then sees if ailyn is any better

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May 17, 2006 3:31 pm #

i know jodo kast but who is ailyn vel???

May 17, 2006 3:50 pm (Edited May 17, 2006 03:51 pm) #

Ailyn Vel is sopposed to be Boba's daughter. I hate the idea that Boba would actually go ahead and give himself a soft spot by getting into a relationship, and having a daughter. The most feared bounty hunter in the world shouldn't go around with a daughter waiting at home.

I just had a vision! :) Imagine Boba Fett walking in the door with a tie and work cloths on."Honey, I'm home!" then he goes over to his baby girl. "And hows my little Aiyln today?!!" lol lol lol

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May 17, 2006 4:07 pm #
True Warrior wrote:

I just had a vision! :) Imagine Boba Fett walking in the door with a tie and work cloths on."Honey, I'm home!" then he goes over to his baby girl. "And hows my little Aiyln today?!!" lol lol lol

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I read a fanfic that had something like that, where Boba came home with his helmet on, but wearing a suit. He was all, "Honey, I'm home." and the girl was like, "Hi, dear, how was work?" and he says, "Oh, it was murder." And it went on for a bit after that, but I can't remember what else was in it, or even what fanfic it was.

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May 17, 2006 4:23 pm #

Hmmmm....That sounds funny! I look into it.

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May 18, 2006 4:29 pm #

Jodo wouldn't have any dificulty killing the girl...unless Fett got angry at him for doing it...then he would have a problem. *REMEMBER* this chick is *supposed to be family to Fett...all i have to say is... Ke Nu' Jurkadir Sha'Mandoade!!!

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May 22, 2006 11:13 am #

But as BFFC Chrys points out, Ailyn is more likely Jodo's daughter.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 23, 2006 5:35 am #

She's only more likely to be Jodo's daughter in the realm of logic and common sense, which only exists within our minds.  I don't think they would ever actually write that officially.

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May 23, 2006 10:49 am #

If Aylin Vel was truly a Fett she would have changed her name when she found out who her father was. She's just a pathetic piece of leftover DNA...

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May 24, 2006 9:53 am #

you mean she could be a clone?

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 24, 2006 1:24 pm #

NO!  lol  :lol: like..........um.........................................sperm. right?


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May 25, 2006 9:51 am #

oh...I see.

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
May 25, 2006 10:14 am #

Well Clones are always possible.
But I really meant that she was a mistake or something....

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May 31, 2006 2:27 pm #

Yeah, I get it now.

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Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
June 6, 2006 11:10 am #

Good.....

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January 3, 2007 10:50 am #

If they were both dressed up as boba, than Vel would have more of a reason to kill jodo because she has the most incredible desire to kill her father whom she knows as boba fett

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January 3, 2007 12:23 pm #

I think that Jodo would win. He was almost at Boba's level.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
February 18, 2007 6:58 pm #

Almost, but not quite.  He lost to Fett after all.  But he would be the better of the two.

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February 25, 2007 11:54 am #

Right, Ailyn seems to overconfident to have a chance.

SF

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
March 25, 2007 5:46 pm (Edited March 25, 2007 05:48 pm) #
True Warrior wrote:

Ailyn Vel is sopposed to be Boba's daughter. I hate the idea that Boba would actually go ahead and give himself a soft spot by getting into a relationship, and having a daughter. The most feared bounty hunter in the world shouldn't go around with a daughter waiting at home.

I just had a vision! :) Imagine Boba Fett walking in the door with a tie and work cloths on."Honey, I'm home!" then he goes over to his baby girl. "And hows my little Aiyln today?!!" lol lol lol

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That completely and totally massacres the mystique of Boba Fett, thereby humanizing him, and making him weaker (emotionally) then he is.  Personally, I hate the idea.

Jodo Kast held off Boba Fett for a short while (which is a short while longer than most other people).

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March 29, 2007 3:17 pm #

I agree with every word you just said.

SF

Boba: Lord Vader, I bring good news.--Vader: You have captured Solo?--Boba: No.--Vader: Then what is it?--Boba: I just saved 15% on starship insurance by switching to Geiko! {MW}
March 29, 2007 4:08 pm #

That's good.  No one else agrees with me on any given topic at home.

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January 31, 2010 2:58 pm #
Spider-Fett wrote:

If Boba didn't decide to show up and kill them both with a hand or a foot tied behind his back (although he most likely would), I'd say Jodo would beat Ailyn, since he is somewhat more experienced.

yeah i agree

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