Topic: Boba Fett vs. Godzilla

Okay, other members have said that Boba Fett vs. Godzilla would be a good idea for an RPG, so here you are.  I'm kind of unfamiliar with how to do this, so I'll just let you guys come up with the rules and everything.

                           {MW} SF

I thought Jango vs Godzilla would be better???

Yeah, Jango vs Godzilla would be better. I think it would be more of a struggle, and more action. ;)
Lets get it started!!!

                                                               {MW} TW

Although Boba and Jango would have a better chance if they went in together...

{MW} SF

It'd be like the sarlaac....

Blind guy hits Fett's jet pack.
Jet Pack ignites
Fett is sent screaming into Godzilla's mouth
several days later a naked Fett blows his way out to be recovered by another bounty hunter of the Author's choice

Rinse and Repeat....

And if you want a real answer to this question...
Watch the first couple of minutes of this:

Disco Lando Vs. Godzilla

Yeah, but different time frames. :/

                                                                   {MW} TW

Well, if Boba us fighting Godzilla, someone from a different universe in the first place, all kinds of wierd accidents in the time stream are possible.

{MW} SF

Huh, I never even thought about that! Hmmmm...........well, maybe Boba could just accidently get sucked into a black hole, and ends up on Earth! Thats always a good plan, kinda like in planet of the apes. But he crashes into the facility where godzilla is summoned. There, it brings an electrical charge into the sea, and into godzilla's brain to make him temporarely evil!!! Then Boba would have to work along side of the Japanese army to save Tokyo. After the battle, Boba would meat up with the scientists, and they combine their technology with Boba's to create a small warp hole back to Boba's demention!!! VIOLAA!!!! AWESOME RPG!!! :D What do ya think?!

                                                                                              {MW} TW :cool:

I still think that
Disco Lando Vs. Godzilla
gives you the answer to this story.

I'm not sure why, but I'm not too keen on the idea that Boba would
1) Fight alongside the Japanese army
2) Need help from Japan to get home.

LOL,you said that right!If Boba ended up on Earth,he would propably become a ruler or something...
                                                                          {MW}DMC

Well, how else is he going to get home? Build a time warp by himself? No.
About the Japanese army thing, your right. How about he steals equipment and arms from the army to defeat Godzilla by himself! ;) Anyone?

                                                                                           {MW} TW :cool:

I know I'll probably be shot for this, but I regret to say that, as much as I like Boba, to be honest, I really think that Godzilla would totally kick Boba's butt, Japanese army or no.  However, If Boba teamed up with Godzilla's archnemesis, King Ghidorah, (who you may have heard of, for those of you who haven't, he is a giant three headed space dragon with a bad attitude), then the outcome might be different.

{MW} SF

Maybe a more.........intellegent villian would work better with Fett. As far as I know, King Ghidorah is a giant three headed space dragon who is just meant for total destruction, right? Maybe someone with a little more intellegence. :/

{MW} TW

King Ghidorah is actually pretty inteligent, I've watched enough movies and read enough books to be convinced, and given that Ghidorah has three heads, that makes him three times as smart.  Ghidorah gave Godzilla a bigger fight than any other villian, so he has to have some intelligence.  And as far as Godzilla villians go, Ghidorah is probably the smartest of them, so I think he'd work good with Fett.  Fett could probably find some way to control him to do his bidding anyway.

{MW} SF

SPIDEY!! YO INBOX IS FULL!!!

Hmmm......interesting. It would be awesome to have him in the story. But how is Fett gonna matchup with Ghidorah and Godzilla? I still say have Fett steal Japanese army equip. and destroy Godzilla! But I would still like to have Ghidorah in the story, too. :/ This is a tight spot!

{MW} TW

Well, I didb't mean for Ghidorah to be against Fett, I wanted Fett to team up with Ghidorah against Godzilla.  And as for army weapons, it's been proven numerous times that pretty much all of them are useless against Godzilla, so if Fett and Ghidorah teamed up, they might win.  Oh yeah, sorry about the inbox, I'll clean it out now.
{MW} SF

Yes, I was aware of what you meant. What I meant was how could Fett TAKE OVER Ghidorah? Thats gonna take some fighting, dontcha think? :/

   {MW} TW

Well, I guess your right, but maybe Ghidorah would fight on the same side as Boba simply because of how much Ghidorah hates Godzilla and anybobdy else out to kill Godzilla is fine by him. That's one possibility.

{MW} SF

Good, thats good........but why would Boba want to fight Godzilla in the first place? Thats a good question. Maybe the world leaders put a bounty on him to the army that can stop him. Or maybe to the monster that can stop him. Thats a good reason.

{MW} TW

Well actually I was thinking that he wouldn't getn there by black hole or tiem hole or whatever.

HE might have just been experimenting wiht some MAndalorian Gadget he was given in payment for a mission. Or fiddling with some cargo.
Or maybe his hyperdrive went wacky and he ended up in the wrong galaxy

Thats a much better possibility, I agree. :)

{MW} TW

Thanks.

And then Boba Fett hands the device to the scientists, and they try to figure out how to get Boba back to his own time, he fights Godzilla! This is turning out good. ;)

{MW} TW

Yes!  Then Ghidorah shows up, sees Boba attacking Godzilla, and jumps into the action!

{MW} SF

GREAT! This is coming out better than I expected. ;)

Or maybe Ghidorah wants to be the only one to kill godzilla, so he tries to stop Boba!! :)

{MW} TW

But there's no way Boba could hope to survive both Ghidorah and Godzilla.  What next?

SF

Bobazilla!!!! Boba gets deformed and turns into a giant monster!!!!!! :P

TW

And how does that happen?

SF

he,.he,he.......um.......a grow ray?!? :/ :P

TW

If the "fett man" was monster size he would totally OWN no doubt about it!
But would his armor grow with him?

Bobazilla: Alrighty time to kick some monster a...oh...my armor’s gone. More importantly my pants are missing!
Monsters: (Insert "large radio active monsters laughing track no 1" here)

After the laughter dies down a Japanese Chinook helicopter flies by Bobazilla's groin trying to fasten a large censorship square.
After realizing the attactchment would not only be impossible, but it would be extremely awkward the japanese government tried a new stratergy.

Japanese airforce official: Well I don't know! try and hover around it or something....

Then Godzilla grabs Ghidorah and Boba and smashes their heads together, but Boba was already dead from embarassment.

SF

"IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"

So now Boba is a GInat dude fighting Godzilla plus the other thing. What now?

Morphin' time? pff thats for amatuers. He obviously learned his ability to transform into a giant monster from Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

After growing to enourmous size (with his armor please to keep it a little g-rated) he uses his jetpack missle on Godzilla, creating a giant explosion that destroys 2 cities in Japan. Can you guess their names?

Blowing up a giant monster and two cities with a missile, I am sure that that is G-rated :P .

Ok rolling it back a little.

Boba is huge, but his weapons are busted for no particular reason...The only one he has left is his flamethrower...

Godzilla breathes fire at the Boba who resists it....This creates a Flame War of the literal variety.

Engaging in a hand-to-hand fight with the beast Boba begins to gain an advantage over the beast. But suddenly.....

to be continued....

Lol this is so random im guessing the 2 cities fetter mentioned were Hiroshima and Nakusaki.

Suddenly Rodan appears and attacks Godzilla. They seem to be violently fighting, but it soon becomes apparent to Fett that in actual fact...
"Gross" Boba Said.
Swallowing the puke in his mouth so as not to have to take his helmet off. Boba decides to end this quickly and skilfully.

He grabs Godzilla by the tail, swings him round and throws him into Rodan.
Fett stands there, satisfied with the move, when Ghidorah appears and bites him in the leg....
Boba gripped his leg in pain as Godzilla recovered and began to walk towards our injured hero..

To Be Continued.

Just then, MechaGodzilla came out of nowhere and jetted toward Godzilla at full force. Godzilla ducked and Mechagodzilla flew straight into Ghidorah launching them both away from the battle. Fett used this distraction to punch Godzilla square in the nose.

"OW!! That was totally uncalled for." Godzilla yelled rubbing his nose. Boba was flabberghasted at the fact that the strange creature could speak. But this was all the time Godzilla needed to to kick Boba in the nuts, dropping him to his knees.

And thats when...

Boba began to slowly shrink back to his normal size.

"Fierfek" he yelled as he read on the Shrinking tablets bottle "Made in Taiwan"

Godzilla attempted to stomp on Boba who jumped into the nearest car and decided to drive to the Japanese Milatary headquarters (and Anime Gift Shop) in Kyoto. He began driving away at top speed.

"Wait I just want to be your friend!" Godzilla yelled after him.

Boba stopped the car and turned around: "Really?"

"No!" Godzilla breathed fire at the car as Boba sped down a nearby alley way
"Fierfek! A Kriffing Dead End!" Boba jumped out of the car and began to scale the wall as quickly as he could.

He could hear Godzilla closing in on the Alleyway and his legs started to hurt as he climbed the wall with sheer determination fueling his every muscle.

Just as Godzilla appeared at the mouth of the Alley, Boba hurled himself over the top of the wall and onto the roof of a building. He rolled onto his back and began to catch his breath as fire spilled into the alley below.

Boba got up and pulled an old Mandalorian Vibroblade he'd recently received as a gift, out of the scabbard hanging at his leg.

As Godzilla rose up from its crouched position, Boba began running towards the Beast. He leaped off the building blade raised. As the Air rushed past him he wondered whether this would be his final battle....

I think Destroyah put up the best fight seeing as it ended with godzillas death. I've been a godzilla my whole entire life so yeah definitly godzilla would kick butt

Boba landed on the beasts head and attempted to scalp it. "CLANG" the vibrosword merely bounced off its thick hide.
Boba tried again. Same effect. And it was amde worsde by the beast shaking around trying to throw Boba off.

Thats when Boba remembered something his father had told him long ago
"When fighting an enemy you are unfamiliar with, always go for the eyes. The other weak spots may not be obvious to you."

Boba clambered to Godzilla's forehead and swung the blade into its left eye.
Godzilla howled with rage as Boba held tightly to the Vibroblade so as to avoid being thrown off.
If Godzilla didn't stop thrashing soon Boba would be thrown to his death and Godzilla would have to live with a horrible eye infection.

Suddenly Rodan tried to swipe Boba off of Godzilla, but Boba saw the attack coming and leaped, sword in hand, onto the Huge creature that had just attempted to kill him. He ran up the tail and onto Rodan's back.
He saw Godzilla rearing up and only just managed to dive out of the way from an enormous flame blast.  Rodan flew around trying to make Boba fall off, but Boba knew what he was doing.

He saw his chance and leapt off of Rodan.
He caught the Vibrosword right in Godzilla's other eye. Causing Boba to swing around the back of Godzilla's  head, without the sword.

He ran down the back of Godzilla's head and slid off of the tail. He ran to the nearest car and drove it between Godzilla's legs. Unfortunately Boba wasn't betting on Mecha Godzilla and Ghidorah coming back to continue the fight. He swerved the car around and began driving the car off in the toher direction. His only hope was to get a weapon powerful enough to finish off Godzilla or to get another grow-fast Super tablet (tm.)

He drove as fast as he could through the streets until he saw exactly what he was looking for...

A Cement Mixing Truck! Boba jumped out of his car and climbed into the truck. He drove it until he arrived back at the fight scene. Godzilla had fallen back onto a building and Rodan was circling around the wreckage from the air.

Boba pushed the pedal to the metal, but then the unexpected happened.

The truck stopped.

Boba yelled in anguish. He had had it all planned out, but no. Fate had played against him. He'd driven for 20 minutes to get the truck and time was running out. The Japanese government didn't want to have to resort to it, but a nuclear airstrike was less than an hour away.

His arsenal was disabled. His plan failed. His idea's deplinished.
He'd need a miracle to be able to defeat four monsters in an hour.

Then it came to him.
He ran into the nearest building and began running up the stairs.
He reached the top floor and stepped out onto the roof and shot his flamethrower around in the air.

As he expected, Rodan saw it and swooped down to him. Boba may not have been able to shoot his cable. But that did not make it completely useless.

He pulled it out of his arm and threw it to the ground. He would first need one of his knives.

He lowered his range finder and positioned his hand with the knife. He'd have to move with the speed of a Jedi for this to work. Rodan swooped towards Boba, he was very glad the creature had been so high or he wouldn't have had quite so much time to be ready.

He flicked his wrist. The knife flew into Rodan's eye. As Boba expected,the creature closed its eyes in pain and changed course, slowing itself down.

Boba's plan relied on his calculations being perfect. Luckily he didn't amke mistakes often. He grabbed his cable and leapt onto Rodan's back. He quickly climbed to the top of its back while it was still recovering. He looped the cable around its neck and held on.

He jerked the cable hard and Rodan was forced to act as Boba's steed. Super Sonic speeds would be Very useful....

what the i posted here before

A blaster would not kill Godzilla. Nor would any of Boba's weapons. Unless Boba used one of his ships, I doubt that he could even hurt Godzilla.

I have writer's block anyway.

know that would be a site, a freakishly large heat absorbing monster vs the best bounthunter in the galaxy, well godzila would win unless thier was a bounty on godzily and a bloody high one at that then godzily would be in ahell of a truble otherwise its just fett retreating for not worth the effort

I do not think that Godzilla having a bounty would make Fett any more poweful.

*Darth Revan walks out of a nearby bistro from all the noise*
"What the?! Oh C'mon! I'm not finished with my sandwich! Gah. I'm gonna have to break your arms.
*rumbles*
Godzilla's arms snap in half. He lets out a painful roar.
"Now. I'm gong to finish my sandwich.
*Darth Revan walkes back into bistro to finish his sandwich*
They are all really confused.

well, if boba was sent in on foot obviously godzilla. It would be better if fett was in slave 1 then again he would probably smoke godzilla in his ship.

I do not really watch the Godzilla movies or shows, but I would assume the people trying to stop Godzilla already tried that.

Oh yeah? Nobody would ever expect MECHA-GODZILLA to come and wipe out all!