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What is the worst character name you've come across in Star Wars (be it movies, novels etc). I think Biggs Darklighter was a shocker, just a little to close to Luke Skywalker for my liking.
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Topic: Worst Character Names
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January 9, 2007 4:42 am (Edited January 9, 2007 04:49 am) #
Skot OnSon from The Cestus Deception. Kit Fisto became my favorite jedi after reading that book. This is off topic, but can anyone be so kind as to respond to my Omega vs. Delta squad topic?
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January 9, 2007 5:10 am #
I have three Ghoel, Geezum, and Ugloste. They are all aliens but they could have had better names.
January 9, 2007 5:15 am #
Gorga Desilijic Aarrpo...the worst name ever...even for a hutt
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January 9, 2007 10:54 am #
yareal poof! sounds like some fun times alien snacky snack. ooh, yeah i want some yareal poofs!
January 10, 2007 5:15 am #
Boba Fett! j/k, j/k. Can you do the name of a species? If so, then I say taun taun. My friend used to pronounce it wonton, the Chinese food.
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January 10, 2007 12:01 pm (Edited January 10, 2007 04:38 pm) #
Actually, I do not like the name Boba. I also dislike the name Dooku.
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January 10, 2007 12:20 pm #
the shortened version of aniken. no wonder he went to the dark side, everyone calling him annie. that's like a boy named sue
January 10, 2007 8:59 pm #
Gungan, it's too close to Gundam for my tastes.
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I really don't like the species name Squib. It sounds too much like Squid to me.
Also, the names Dooku and Yoda. I just don't like those names for some reason.
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For me, the names Fizzik and Isolder. Fizzik I don't like 'cos it sounds too much like Fezzik from the Princess Bride, and I don't Isolder 'cos it sounds too much like Isildur from Lord of the Rings.
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Haha boy named Sue. Hilarious song, and to stay oon topic, Salacious B. Crumb. Like come on.
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January 15, 2007 5:25 pm #
sry, worst name in all of the star wars universe... elan sleazebaggano... just wow
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/elansleazebaggano/index.html
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January 15, 2007 5:35 pm #
Fetterthanyou wrote:
sry, worst name in all of the star wars universe... elan sleazebaggano... just wow
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/elansleazebaggano/index.html
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July 30, 2007 9:50 am #
i dont like the name obi wan and dooku. i dont like porkins, he just gets blown up straight away! ;)
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well, look at his name. Porkins. Notice how he's a fat man in uniform. 'Course 'E's gonna get blown away!
On-Topic: Hmm, Palpatine is kind of a boring name.
July 30, 2007 1:00 pm #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! porkins : ARRRGH!! X-Wing : KA-BOOOOM!!! lol, nice one fett 2!
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July 30, 2007 1:08 pm (Edited July 30, 2007 01:09 pm) #
green helmeted fett wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! porkins : ARRRGH!! X-Wing : KA-BOOOOM!!! lol, nice one fett 2!
You stole what I did!
Anyway I guess Lucas got petty disprit when he named a character Owen.
July 30, 2007 1:15 pm #
no, i was laughing with you. not stealing
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green helmeted fett wrote:
porkins
Fett_II wrote:
Porkins.
Everybody's talking about Porkins. Check this out:
http://www.kerrolisaa.com/image.php?image_id=3430
ps. The site is in Finnish
;)
Off-topic, sorry
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July 31, 2007 9:43 am #
i cant make out that site at all, it's all in finnish
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green helmeted fett wrote:
it's all in finnish
Unfortunately yes :(
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Fett_II wrote:
lol nice pic.
Wait for more. =)
I'll try to get the picture here...
Can you see it?
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August 1, 2007 8:03 am #
lol, who ate all the pies!
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August 1, 2007 8:34 am #
Green, as the picture implied, stay on topic.
I think the worst name is Boba.
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August 1, 2007 9:07 am #
oh, right
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as for GHF's question, I ate all the pies.
On-Topic, I think that Bib Fortuna was kind of a dorky name.
August 1, 2007 1:17 pm #
i hate bib fortuna he's a rubbish and has a crap name! lol :)
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August 1, 2007 6:06 pm #
Jar Jar Binks and Boss Nass
oh, and the name obi-wan was in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, its the bar in japan....or china...one of those but thats what it is
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i thought that was in Stargate, in Cairo, Egypt.
Whats up with Skywalker ... he doesn't walk on, near, or around the sky once in all the films!
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they originally considered "Starkiller" over Skywalker.
Fett_II wrote:
they originally considered "Starkiller" over Skywalker.
Yea I was gonna mention that. In early development his name was Luke Starkiller then Lucas went for Skywalker for obvious reasons...
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August 2, 2007 12:25 am #
qui gon jinns an okasish name
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Don't forget Jabba the Hutt, come on Pizza Hut must have considered it a marketing angle :P I know Space Balls did.
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August 2, 2007 2:09 am #
for the 2nd time what the h*** are spaceballs, lol ;)
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August 2, 2007 4:12 am (Edited August 2, 2007 04:14 am) #
Can't you look it up? Fett II already told you what it is anyways.
I never liked the name, or character, Salacious Crumbs.
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August 2, 2007 4:17 am #
salacious crumb is a really rubbish character and a stupid name, lol :D
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off-topic: here GHF, read everything on this page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs
August 2, 2007 12:57 pm #
spaceballs looks cool, lol :P
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August 2, 2007 4:41 pm #
green helmeted fett wrote:
spaceballs looks cool, lol :P
it is
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August 2, 2007 6:57 pm #
draco fett wrote:
Actually, I do not like the name Boba. I also dislike the name Dooku.
I don't like the name Dooku either it is too hauntingly close to doo-doo!
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August 6, 2007 10:40 am #
"Ben" Kenobi. And I hate when Vilmarh Grahrk is called "Villie".
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CloneMedic54 wrote:
"Ben" Kenobi.
You don't like the nickname? Why not?
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August 6, 2007 10:50 am #
I always thought Obi-Wan was more creative than that. The simplicity might have worked for him, but I never liked it.
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