Topic: Clone Your Own Army.

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December 29, 2006 10:01 am (Edited December 29, 2006 11:18 am) #

If you could clone our own army based off anyone living or dead that if they were dead would have the same skills as the original how would you make it up.

This is mine
Force Organization

Supreme Commander Hannibal Barca

High Command

Carl von Clausewitz                        Sun Tzu 

Field Marshals     George S. Patton jr.          Erwin Rommel    Napoleon Buonaparte

Generals        Omar Bradley            Robert E. Lee        Thomas (Stonewall) Jackson

Troopers to be made up of clones of Audie Murphy Alvin C. York and Otto Skorzeny

I forgot the Pilot Corps so here they are Manfred von Richthofen and Eddie Richenbacher.

December 29, 2006 10:46 am (Edited December 29, 2006 11:01 am) #

Mine:

The As-of-Yet-Unnamed-World-Domination-Force-Which-Cannot-Be-Stopped-So-Give-Up-Now:

Supreme Commander: Stan "The Man" Lee.

High Command: Joseph Stalin & Kim Yung Ill

Filed Marshalls: Stan Smith, Peter Griffin, Stephen Colbert & Morgan Webb

Generals: Mickey Rooney, Dick Van Dyke,  Samuel L. Jackson

Troops will be clones of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwartzeneger, Wesley Snipes, Thor, & Ghost Rider.

Oh, and also lots of Daleks and Cybermen.

The world will be on its knees in mere days...

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December 29, 2006 11:13 am #

Hard to think about. Well here's mine.

Finland-Germany Grand Army

Supreme Commander: Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg

Officers and High Command: Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim and Otto von Bismarck

Troops would be cloned from: Simo Häyhä, Erwin König and Sulo Kolkka (snipers and soldiers), Olli Puhakka, Manfred von Richthofen and Oiva Tuominen (pilots).

There. That should be a good army.

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December 29, 2006 11:14 am (Edited December 29, 2006 12:27 pm) #

The Black Death:

Right-Hand-Men: Death, and the Red Death

Detective/ Spy Squad: Sherlock Holmes, Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Faust, Sexton Blake, black Spy, white Spy, the Lady in Grey, James Bond, ninja, the Invisible Man (after he gets some medication), C. Agustus Dupin

Soldiers: random Yautja, Huns, Mongolians, ronin, samurai, ninja, Zulu soldiers, Condoritti, Hessians, Swiss Guards, French Foreign Legion, G.I. Joe, Roman gladiators, Gabriel van Helsing

Elite Soldies: Alexander Anderson, Zabuza, Boba Fett, Homer Simpson (to annoy the enemy), Yautja Elders, T-X, T-1,000,000, T-800, T-1000, the A-Team, Miyamoto Musashie, Deadpool, Masterchief, Samus Aran, Wario, all of the Mortal Kombat ninja, Vampire Hunter D

Training instrutors: Attila the Hun (archery), Miyamoto Musashie (swords),
Allan Quatermain (rifles)

Naval Officers: Bartholomew Roberts, U.S. Marines, Torpedo (from G.I. Joe)

Strategists: Ghengis Khan, Rasputin, Irene Adler, Mycroft Holmes, Faust, Sun Tzu

Assassins: Boba Fett, the Demon Duelist, Zabuza, Snake-Eyes, Storm Shadow, Fire-Fly, Zartan and the Drednaughts, Agent 47, Alexander Anderson, Deadpool,

Secret Weapons: Yog-Sothoth, Cthulthu, Azerthoth, the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse

Ultimate Weapon: my rabbit

take it easy baby take it as it comes
December 29, 2006 11:43 am #
Ph34r wrote:

Mine:

The As-of-Yet-Unnamed-World-Domination-Force-Which-Cannot-Be-Stopped-So-Give-Up-Now:

Supreme Commander: Stan "The Man" Lee.

High Command: Joseph Stalin & Kim Yung Ill

Filed Marshalls: Stan Smith, Peter Griffin, Stephen Colbert & Morgan Webb

Generals: Mickey Rooney, Dick Van Dyke,  Samuel L. Jackson

Troops will be clones of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwartzeneger, Wesley Snipes, Thor, & Ghost Rider.

Oh, and also lots of Daleks and Cybermen.

The world will be on its knees in mere days...

ROTFLMAO!!!
Or, should I say, quaking in my pink fuzzy slippers that I will find "The As-of-Yet-Unnamed-World-Domination-Force-Which-Cannot-Be-Stopped-So-Give-Up-Now" legion of doom on my doorstep...

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December 29, 2006 11:55 am (Edited December 29, 2006 11:58 am) #

Supreme Commander: Darth Bane (the name alone will make enemies think twice about crossing the line, let along, breaking the arrow)

High Command: Doctor Doom and Doctor Strange (Yes, I know, they are theorhetically on opposite sides of the moral compass, but my Supreme Commander believes not only do they compliment one another, they will keep each other busy enough so they won't turn attention to dethroning him. Kind of Sith like...)

Filed Marshalls: Wonder Woman, Jango Fett, Alexander the Great (after a tour through AA), Seth - the Egyptian God of Chaos and right hand man of Ra, the Sun God, Odin and his blood brother Loki (just to keep things real interesting), Freya (Norse Goddess of Magic) and The Norns (they govern fate after all. Might as well have them on your side)

Generals:  George Patton (a metaphysical man if there ever was: he believed in reincarnation, therefore, no fear of death); A handful of Spartan Generals (To be named later); Erik the Red; Black Elk; Darth Vader (before he became all PC and such)

Troops : Mandalorans; Amazons; Clones; Giant Spiders from the Dark Planes of Existance; More Spartans; 10th Century Vikings; Apache Tribesman; the 501st

Elite Fighting force Commandos: Boba Fett, Bat Man, Thor, Carlos the Jackle, Jason Bourne, Captain America, Shaggy and Scoobey Do, Judge Dread, Jack Bauer.  Matter of fact, I'd send these guys in first to soften up then enemy. I'm pretty sure once they were through, there would be no more enemy.

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December 29, 2006 2:03 pm #

The As-of-Yet-Unnamed-World-Domination-Force-Which-Cannot-Be-Stopped-So-Give-Up-Now (part 2)

Underworld affiliates: Tony Montana & his identical clone Tony Wisconsin, Wilson Fisk & Hammerhead (Both mind-controlled, I don't want them shooting me in the back).

Assassins: Elektra, Hand ninjas, and Deadpool, also to annoy my enemy.

Troops (continued): suicide-bomber ewoks, mindless ones.

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December 29, 2006 5:20 pm #

when he said, "Alive or dead" I don't think ghost rider, boba fett, or half the other soldiers named fit into the catagories...

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
December 29, 2006 5:30 pm #

Grand Army of the U.S.
Supreme Commander: Darth Vader

High Command: Gen. Patton, Gen. Pershing,  and Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Field Marshals: Gen. George Washington, Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, and Gen. George C. Marshal, Jango Fett, Boba Fett, & Alexander the Great.

Troops: Cloned from Spartans, Scots (medieval days), Mandalorians, Huns and Vikings.

That's all I can think of for now.

"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
December 29, 2006 5:42 pm #

Assassins: Taskmaster, Aurra Sing, Batroc the Leaper, Jack the Ripper, Spring-Heeled Jack, Darth Maul

Soldiers: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Daredevil, entire cast of G.I. Joe, Donkey Kong, King Kong, Godzilla and opponents, Wilfred of Ivanhoe, Spiderman, Lobo (the ONLY character from D.C. that I like)

take it easy baby take it as it comes
December 30, 2006 4:04 am #

Emperor: Don Micheal Corleone

Generals: Gengis Khan, Albert Kesselring, Admiral Thrawn

Naval Head stratagist: Lord Nelson

Airforce: Hans Ulrich Rudel

Soldiers: Mandalorians, Elites, T-800s, Conscripts, Samurai

Elite warriors: Boba Fett, Samus Aran Tony Montana,   

i will add more later :)

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
December 30, 2006 6:04 am #
Fetterthanyou wrote:

when he said, "Alive or dead" I don't think ghost rider, boba fett, or half the other soldiers named fit into the catagories...

True I meant people that you could really find on this planet.  But their is good diversity out there.

December 30, 2006 8:56 am #

And Hawkeye, Hobgoblin, & Black Canary II, (The ONLY) DC character I like.)

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December 30, 2006 5:07 pm #

Commander: G1 Megatron (He's the perfect Military leader, In my opinion)

Sub-Commanders: Cobra Commander, Axis Leaders (from WWII), Thrawn.

Generals: Boba Fett, Duke(G.I. Joe), Darth Revan, Master Chief.

Elite Troops: Snake Eyes(Drill Sergent/Martial Arts trainer), 2-1B and G1 Ratchet(CMOs), Baroness(Intelligence/Sabotour), G1 Prowl (Stratagist), G1 Soundwave (Communications Officer)

Troops: Mandalorians, Klingons, Vikings, Spartans, Huns, Barabels.

Assassins/Spies: HK-47, Aurra Sing, James Bond, G1 Mirage, Mona Sax(from Max Payne), Kano(from Mortal Kombat), Garak(from Deep Space Nine), Dengar, IG-88.

(Sorry, I have mostly cartoon/made up people on my list. I couldn't think of any good real people)

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December 30, 2006 5:36 pm #

Am I the only one who realizes the power of the daleks? exterminate on, daleks. Exterminate on.

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December 30, 2006 5:47 pm (Edited December 30, 2006 05:48 pm) #

Are they the robotic aliens from Doctor Who?

take it easy baby take it as it comes
December 31, 2006 3:07 am #

No, Ph34r, you are not the only one. But I beleive we were supposed to have actual persons, dead or alive, in our clone army, and I have that. But most others do not.

The Daleks are those, draco, you are correct.

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December 31, 2006 9:45 am (Edited December 31, 2006 09:46 am) #

Yeah they are pretty cool but i hate Doctor Who now because the storys are just stupid.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
December 31, 2006 1:23 pm #

???

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December 31, 2006 1:53 pm #

???

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
December 31, 2006 2:26 pm #

They are not necessarily realistic, but I would not say that they are stupid.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 1, 2007 2:44 pm (Edited January 1, 2007 02:47 pm) #

I didnt say the Daleks were stupid i said Doctor who is stupid. The reason for this is i remember one episode in perticular were there were these enemys and he was just talking to them and stuff it was so stupid that made me hate it.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
January 1, 2007 3:15 pm #
IG-88 wrote:

I didn't say that the Daleks were stupid, I said that "Doctor Who" is stupid. The reason for this is because I remember one episode in particular where these enemies and he were just talking. It was so stupid; that made me hate it.

No one thought that you said that the Daleks were stupid. I truly and completely hate the prequels, but I do not hate Star Wars.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 2, 2007 2:05 am (Edited January 2, 2007 02:06 am) #

Ok :) so lets get back to the army thingy :P.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
January 2, 2007 9:09 am (Edited January 10, 2007 12:05 pm) #

Back on topic cloning factitious people I would have to clone a Chapter of Grey Knights out of the War-hammer 40k Universe and take their normal equipment to.
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January 17, 2007 11:46 am #

supreme commander jean de la vallette.
generals richard the lionhart,edward 11,robert de sable(templar grand master),king arthur,godfrey of boullion,charlamgne,robert lee,rommell.
officers.major jack churchill,edward the black prince,odo de st armand,robert masters,general jackson,vespasian,judas macabeus,gideon,hector.
other ranks.all the theban legion,all hospitliars at the seige of malta,all templars from the spanish preceptory,a gurkha regiment.a private from an irish regiment,private tommy atkins,an SS corporal.
chaplains.st bernard du claivoux,bl william doyle MC,st ignatius loyola,padre pio,st loius de montfort.
Deus Vult,Deus Vincet

SF is what life is all about.
January 17, 2007 6:27 pm #

Everyone in my army would be a clone of my Lab, Tank. Except the Commander, 'cos Tank's not the sharpest knife in the block. The Commander would be a clone of my Golden Retriever, Mac.

We are the Tank. Resistance is futail. If you attempt to resist you will be slobberated.

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January 17, 2007 6:33 pm #

Alright, make the entire military clones of Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock, Vietnam Marine Corps sniper with 293 confirmed kills, and many other unconfirmed. Game over.

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January 17, 2007 7:10 pm #

what if the enemy got up close? shouldn't there be like a contingiancy plan for that? And what about tanks, planes, and any other vehicle? Snipers are all fine and good until their weapon is useless.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
January 17, 2007 10:27 pm #

Hey Draco, noticing your ultimate weapon, is your rabbit anything like the white rabbit from the Monty Python and The Holy Grail...

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January 18, 2007 11:55 am #

You insult her. Comparing her evil to that?! You better watch your back :P.

I am talking about my pet rabbit. She is absolutly evil.

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