Topic: Boba Fett VS Kevin from "Home Alone."

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August 21, 2006 8:37 am (Edited August 21, 2006 08:38 am) #

Heh. Well, I was watching Home Alone 2 the other day and lack of sleep and a high brought on by coffee brought this into my mind.

What if Kevin had a price on his head? And Boba was interested.
It seems silly but if you really thought about it, it could end up being a worthy showdown. (Or so my warped mind thinks.) I'd pesonally peg Boba as the obvious winner but I think with Kevin's trap skills Boba might actually have to work for it. I mean, if you've seen the movies, you know that Kevin "shoots to kill" so to speak. The only reason the Wet Bandits aren't killed by his traps is just the magic of movies. Now some traps I know for a fact Boba would see through. For example, if he was opening a door and the doorknob happened to came loose and be tyed to a string, he wouldn't be stupid enough to keep pulling on the string. But I think Kevin might take that into consideration if he was aware of who his enemy was.

So what do yall think? Stupidest VS ever? Maybe, but just give me your opinions.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
August 21, 2006 8:54 am #

well um...........just what you said! STUPIDEST VS EVER!!! :P Seriously! That would be the easiest thing for Boba to do! Boba would probably get hit with a couple pies in the face, but he'd be able to do it! :P


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August 21, 2006 8:59 am #

Pies? Dude, given the chance KEVIN WILL KILL YOU.

But yeah, stupidest VS ever. XD

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
August 21, 2006 9:02 am #

(btw, I just want to say welcome back fairyblood. ;))
OO! That gives me an idea!!!!!!! :D!! whats the name of the guy who plays kevin??

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August 21, 2006 11:21 am #

(Thankies.)

Macaulay Culkin

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
August 21, 2006 11:39 am #

okaythen you'll see a new thread somewhere. ;) Dakota fanning vs Macaulay Culkin! Its an all out rumble!!! :P

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September 1, 2006 4:03 pm #

This isn't Marv and Harry, the wet bandits.  This is Boba Fett, greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy and partial exterminator of the jedi.

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October 17, 2006 2:27 pm #

Depends

Ya see kevin knew the robbers were coming and prepared accordingly so if he...

Wait did you say Boba Fett!???
Oh well then, no contest, That kid's history and Michael Jackson's crying...

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October 18, 2006 12:29 am #

Kevin would be toast. Via flamethrower or grenade. I'd like to see him dodge that :lol:

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October 18, 2006 9:21 am #

Yeah, when you think about all of Kevin's traps, how many would Boba Fett really be stupid enough to fall for?

"Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated."
--Boba Fett
October 24, 2006 5:26 pm #

:lol:

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November 13, 2006 12:46 pm #

" Kevin " is a relative of mine, no i have never met him and NO i don't ever want too. Besides Boba could just set his pants on fire and send the kid screaming out of them house. ;D

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November 13, 2006 5:58 pm #

no offense, but why would you pit a clever kid against a ruthless bounty hunter??? thats funny and kinda sad.

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
November 14, 2006 5:05 am #

Boba has so much expierience that he would not fall for any of Kevins traps. Boba could just set Kevins entire house on fire with his flamethrower. Then Kevin would be burnt to a crisp and Boba collects the bounty and is slightly richer.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
November 16, 2006 3:02 pm #

Boba wouldn't even waste his time on such a snot nosed brat. Can anyone say thermal detonator? =D

"Who's more fool the fool, or the fool who follows him?"- Ben Kenobi
Yeah...
November 20, 2006 6:18 pm #

Thermal Detonator. ;)

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November 26, 2006 12:28 pm #

i second that emotion

blarg.blargblargblarg. blarga.
March 4, 2007 12:02 am #

why wouldn't Boba just use Slave 1 and vaporize Kevin's house from orbit?

March 4, 2007 5:50 am #

This topic was dead. Besides, that is not the sort of thing Fett would do, in my opinion.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
March 4, 2007 8:00 pm #

Draco is right. Fett is sympathetic towrds children. But, in the case of the actual fight, if it were to "happen", how can you even doubt Boba?

March 5, 2007 11:24 am #
Rakun wrote:

Draco is right. Fett is sympathetic towrds children. But, in the case of the actual fight, if it were to "happen", how can you even doubt Boba?

Fett isn't sypathetic towards anyone or anything.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 5, 2007 11:42 am #

Fett is sympathetic towards orphans, and probably non-orphan children.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
March 5, 2007 5:59 pm #

-kicks fairyblood in the face for asking this stupid question-

It's Boba vs a kid. Why bother asking? Boba would be all like 'Go to your room before I snuff you in da face, bi-otch' and Kevin would just cry. Stupid kid. Plus, Boba would easily outsmart him.

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