Topic: The Ballad of Jodo Kast

Here's a parody song I wrote for my fanfiction.  It goes to the tune of The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, sung by Leonard Nimoy (you can find it here) and I'm open to suggestions for better lines.  Yes, the lameness is wholly intentionally.  And no, canoninity is not a real word.  To really appreciate this, you must picture Leonard Nimoy dancing with a bunch of hippie twi'lek chicks wearing "Jodo Lives!" buttons.

In a cool comic book that I do suggest
Was a stupid bounty hunter that we all detest
With his long blond hair
And cute button nose
Lives in a fantasy and everybody loathes him
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, he’s asking for a fall
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.

Now hunters are money-loving folks you know
Never like to donate, like their wealth to grow
Unlikely to tribute to orphanage homes
They just like to work and be left alone
But one day Jodo was asked to go
On a deadly mission like the quests of old
To help Boba Fett get back his canoninity
That was stolen by George Lucas in a bout of senility oh
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, he’s asking for a fall
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.

Well he’s fled from krayt dragons
He’s quite a big droll
A coward they call ‘em
Fett’s identity he stole
He was chased by clones
Lost in Space
Escaped in a shuttle from Concord Dawn oh
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.
Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.
*What is a Sintas Vel?*

okay I was hearing Lenard Nemoy sing that and almost woke my roommate up laughing. hehe!  That makes my non-sleeping morning very very happy.

oh so happy. ^_^

that is great some one should sing that, hmm perhaps leonard nemoy

:lol: That is perhaps the worst song I have ever heard! However you did a great job with the lyrics, nice work.

Edit: On second thought, maybe the song wasn't that bad but the music video sure was!

I've always liked the part where the hippie elf chicks throw pants up into the air to symbolize the epic battle between Bilbo and Gollum.

answer to what is a Sintas Vel. Its not what, its who. Sintas and Boba went steady for a while (el oh el) and had a kid. The kid, Ailyn Vel, was abandoned by Sintas by like the age of 15 or something. Ailyn blames it all on Boba. the Fett man of course was out of the picture when Sintas abandoned Ailyn. Sintas died mysteriously which they are getting to in the new star wars series book and is introduced of Sintas' death in Bloodlines.

I actually like Jodo. But, i guess that's just me.

I dont like Jodo he could've made a reputation for himself but tried to steal the reputtion somone more talented than him.

I am almost positive that Chrys knows that. I think that she was impling that Ailyn is Jodo's bastard child.

Not that this is all that related, but it’s funny. I have this strange ability that when I hear a song, even if I haven’t heard it very many times, I have the lyrics memorized. The problem with that is that I sung that song over and over! Then I read your lyrics a few times and got them stuck in my head. So then when I wasn’t really thinking about it, I would start to sing the song but accidentally swap the lines….. Calling Bilbo the worst bounty hunter of them all and things like that……

Yeah, I know, I’m a dork.

Actually, at the end of the video the hippie elf chicks slap a button on LM's chest that says "What is a Leonard Nimoy?" and I just thought it was too special to leave out.

ailyn is bobas child

We all know that. I was simplyguessing at what Chrys may have been suggesting.

aaaAAAAWW! SHIZNIT! DATS AWESOME! hehe I read it like a rap song Boba Dude! thats could easily be a rap dude. nice work!

TW

Chrys, awesome parody!!!

   ..... But I think this is the first time I have ever wanted to cover my head in shame in response to something dealing with Lord of the Rings! What a *wince* song, if it can even be called that!

That song is frieking hilarious.