Topic: Universal RPG

Hello fettfans,

This is an rpg where you can write anything about anyone anyway!!!! :D You dont even have to stay onto the Star Wars universe!! You may pick any charecter from anywhere to do anything to make us an awesome RPG!! :D :D I will start it later tonight, so be ready. ;)

TW

I choose Darth Maul! :lol:

Alright, a Homunculi(created human through alchemy)

Wow Maltese!I didn't imagine that anyone knew what a Homunculi is! :0 I'm beggining to like you... ;)

Which kind? The original one, or the ones from Full Metal Alchemist.

I only know of the one from Full metal alchemest. Ok, I choooooooose................SUPERMAN!!! And its ok, I wont make him invoulnerable. ;)

On the planet of Trentonyne, Kal-el, AKA superman, was flying through the damp air. The Magenta colored planet looked lonesome and unoccupied, but things dont always come as they seem. He was flying out of the planet's atmosphere. Once he got out of the atmosphere, and into space, he opened his ears and listened.
It wasnt long until he heard vicous voices on the near side of the planet. He openes his eyes, and flew through the air, herdling through the atmosphere like a fireball. closer and closer he got to the location, and louder the almost, evil, voices became. Faster, and faster he went to check this out. He had finally gotten to the near side of the planet, and came to a screehing halt. What he saw, were two poeple fighting astonishingly. The two men went on, and on with no stop. One looked to be a humunculi, and one seemed to be a dark jedi of some sort. "Hey!..."

TW ;)

(The one from days of old is hardly equal to the new one. Even the alchemic formula is different, much different. Look it up on Google or Wikipedia)
I don't have time tonight, so I'll just give the description.

Name in a past life: Reed
Ability: Spines
Gender: Male
Height: 5'9''

I'm beggining to think that Maul can't stand up here...so I will give him 10 times force power and 10 times lightsaber skill...Yep that's better... Hey I fight with Maltese?That's not fair!lol..Ok...ok...

Maul was fighting with the humunculi..Surprisingly,Maul found his new battle quite difficult..Thus more exciting.Suddenly after a hour af intense battle,they heard a voice over their heads:"Hey!"They stopped fighting and looked up:"Hasn't anyone told you that fighting is bad?"Maul got angry:"And who are you to command us,flying boy?!"Superman laughed:"Well I'm not a boy..not anyomre...but I serve the law.And the law says no fighting..."Maul was now very angry:"You will not get in this!I have a fight to do!If you want,you can wait until I kill this humunculi here..."Superman laughed again:"I'm sorry but this won't happen.."Then he flew towards Maul.Maul made a Force Jump and cut through Supermans chest with his lighrsaber.Then Superman fell down.Maul landed smiling ironically:"Now it's your turn..."Suddenly he heard Superman behind him moaning.He turned around in surpise only to see Superman holding his chest lightly."That hurts!That really hurts!You are evil you know that?I have to arrest you.Both of you!"Maul couldn't believe it.This man not only had lived after a finishing blow,but was up and running!He looked the homonculi in the eyes.The both didn't want to go to jail...

Just as superman closed in on the two fighters, a loud yell broke the silence.  "GET OVER HERE!!!"

Superman turned just in time to get a spear in the chest and was suddenly yanked away on a chain. The other two stood there speachless until a yellow ninja walked forward from a cloud of smoke. He had a large kitana sheathed on his back and his eyes were blank and soulless. Maul was about to thank the ninja when he jumped in the air and delivered a fiery dragon kick to the side of Maul's head. He slid across the ground and the Homunculi readied for battle. Scorpion cracked his neck and fell into a Hapkido stance.

Superman was in awe of what was happening at the moment.  Suddeny, his eyes filled with rage, he stood. Healing fastly from the abuse, he clenchted his fists and ran for (Smoke Im guessing?? :/) and swung a powerful punch at his chest. But Smoke dodged the punch, but superman had something for him. He swung his entire body to make a roundhouse kick SLAMED into Smoke's neck! Smoke flew through the air, extyreemly fast, with his chain flying behind. Hovering straight through Darth Maul's, superman grabbed his chain quickly."GET OVER HERE!!!" Superman swung him around and around and around and around until Superman finally let go of the chain. Smoke then again went flying through the air, right into  Minoku Tree. "How do you like it..........*cough*..........huh?"

TW

(It's Scorpion, but Smoke used to have the same abilities as him)
He leapt back, half extending his arms. fingers slightly raised. He'd no need to fight three fools, not with other matters to attend do. He shifted his feet, turning around, and with that he was gone. Almost flowing in between the trees. There were enough now, just the right number of humans. To that he made his way, Gorgon would enjoy the company.

Maul was standing in the middle of the battle dodging the attacks.He thinked that this was a silly joke."Where are these guys from?And what sort of ancient weapon is this?"he ondered looking at the katana."It doesn't even have a cortosis weave..."Suddenly he ate a punch by Superman.The result was quite hilarious.Maul reached 15 feet before he started falling.However,when he landed he was absolutely serious."I won't be beaten by a guy who looks like a Twilek manager! ( :P ) he yelled and casted Force lightining at Superman. Superman was trown at a nearby wall and was left  semi-concious.Then Maul made a Force jump and landed in front of the mysterious ninja that had kicked him:"You don't think I left did you?"he smiled ironically.The ninja yelled and then jumped towards Maul ready to kick him.But this time Maul delivered a force push at him and the ninja fell at a nearby tree.Then Maul thinking himself a winner said:"Where are you fake human?Are you afraid of my blade homonculi?"and waited in silence.Although that Maul didn't notice that Superman and Scorpion were regaining consiousness-fast.

FWEW!!!! A flash of red flashed pasted Darth Maul just as he was about to strike the Humunculi. "huh, what? MY SABER!!" Maul yelled in evil rage. Superman hovered high above the ground holding Darth Maul's lightsaber in his hand. "Interesting weapon ya got here my friend." Superman touched the button and the beam burned out. He firmly held the saber in front of hm and, SNAP! the saber cut in half as Superman dropped it to the ground. "Didnt your mother tell you not to play with double sided, deadly, laser, swords?" Superman sarcasticly said.
Darth Maul began to chuckle an evil laugh. "You fool....." Maul said under his breath. He Dashed for the "remains" of the saber and picked them up. He held the two peices of metal and they both engnited. "HA!!!" the Humunculi was already in the air falling to strike with it's large metal dagar-like arm.
They both clashed in battle, preforming numerous moves of skilled fighting. "He,he,he......." the humunculi chuckled, with its large grin. "I want to finish our little fight here, before I take care of this underware bafoon." They both flipped backwards in a ready fighting stance. "Here we go again...." Superman thought.

TW

I'm not here at the moment True

oh............wait?!?!?! what!?!?!?! hold on.........

TW

Lol neither am I!You can't see me!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

LOL, you are silly DMC. :P Lets continue.....

TW

...Where am I in this? I thought I was in the woods, and now I'm in the midst of battle

I changed it. You are now in the woods. I guess I need to watch my back. ;) (Im a really bad RPGer. :/)

TW

Scorpion watched in amazement as the Humunculi darted quickly from the woods to the battle with great speed. "It's like he is in two places at once..." It was all very confusing, but one thing was clear, there were no allies here. There were no allies anywhere. You either killed, or you would be killed. Scorpion dusted himself off before rejoining the battle.

There he saw the sith now with two of the strange laser swords he carried. He had seen the ninja android Sektor with one of these devices, but still had little knowledge of it. Best course of action was to take them by surprise. He then crept slowly towards the two combatants.

Reed slipped inside the door, closing it quietly. Gorgon probably already knew  but he had his mission. In the dark room he walked over to the lonely piece of furniture, a table with a candle atop it. He lit the candle thusly with a match, leaning against the wall to wait. And, twenty minutes later, the door leading to the main part of the building popped open. Revealing a woman and a small child. This was Gorgon, the two that held the planet. They had found just the beings to control it would seem.
"They will do, good work. Atire for now, there is little work to do."
And as he walked, the child spoke up.
"I think not."
He sighed, following the child into that other room.

Maul was busy evading attacks from both Superman and Scorpion,when he suddenly realised that the homunculi was still gone.He concertrated his force sense and felt Reeds' presence..It was coming..from these woods somewhere.Suddenly and by mistake Superman gave Scorpion a punch which made him fly.Then Scorpion landed on Superman with a deadly kick.Maul took the opportunity and used force speed to leave the battle and head to the woods."This is not over..And you are not far...I still have some business with you..."said Maul cruising through the forest.

Now it's 1on1! :) Superman battles Scorpion and Maul battles Reed.(most propably.)

AWESOME! thats just the way it should be.......I guess......

Superman hovered in the sky in ready position waiting for Scorpion's next move. ""So Kal-el, hows it been?? Long time no see eh?" the voice of scorpion sent chills down your spine, like scratching down a chalk board. "Things have been better since I last saw you...." Superman replied.
They waited for about 30 seconds.......................FWOOO! Superman flashed for scorpion at an extreemly fast speed! Superman held Scorpion by the byceps, holding him up while flying high into the sky. Scorpion struggled as hard as he could, while Superman tried held his hands so they wouldnt move. Scorpions hands couldnt BUDGE. "Stop struggling! I can drop you right now! And dont think I wont do it!" Superman yelled to Scorpion high up in the cold air. "he,he,he....." Scorpion chuckled. "Go ahead, Kal-el. I've survived worse....." Scorpion said.
Just then Superman started.............to sweat. Scorpion looked into Superman's eyes. "Whats amatter Kal-el? Cant take THE HEAT!?!!" a Scorpion activated some sort of device, and a sharp green stone slit out of his boot. Scorpion then SLAMMED his foot right into Superman's body. 
Scorpion made an evil laugh as superman lost his grip and let go of Scorpion. Superman's was filled with pain, as he tried to extract the stone from his side, but he didnt get it out all the way. Superman hovered above the planet struggling to survive as Scorpion was still falling with a laugh of revenge.

TW

Let's hear Maltese fighting me...Hey Maltese easy don't kill me!If you do a new forum will be left without an Admin! :P

Reed tossed a rock out onto the underground lake, it fell without a splash. The child working at a desk, placed far away from the water. It sickened him, watching that little human. He hated playing nurse maid, especially in the dark cavern the boy enjoyed spending time in.
"You have no say in the matter. Work till your cutting edge is dull. That is your task."

Scorpion's body fell from the sky at tremedous speed. As he hurtled to the ground he continued his meniacal laugh. As the ground drew near he unleashed his bloody spear into the top of a large tree. His momentum brought him swinging around, landing gracefully on one of the highest branches. He looked up to see Superman struggling in the air, slowly losing altitude.

Suddenly Scorpion heard footsteps quickly running through the forest beneath him. He caught sight of the Black robed sith as he shot past the tree he was standing on. Scorpions eyes flared as he sprung off the tree at full force. He landed a devestating kick on one of the massive trees nearby, sending it crashing down towards Maul.

"That should take care of him."

Yes! finally!!! :D Now its Dmc's turn. I'll tell him.

TW

Dmc told me to kill him off. :( Go ahead, someone do it....

TW

I think I already did LOL!!!

((Guess who, Baby!))
I choose The Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight! He's a villian from the old Tick Cartoon if noone knows. Here is a picture:

The trees rustled as the battles raged between combatants but scurrying through the forest was a new combatant for this deadly battle: The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight! (BUM BUM BUM!)

E.M.B. ran through the forest, ranting incoherently. "This could to you baby, this could happen, TO ANYBODY!" He yelled at noone in particular. He noticed Superman struggling with the kryptonite in the air. He paused a moment, mumbled gibberish, then, once again to noone in particular, yelled "He says to me, 'You wanna be a bad guy?' And I says Yeah Baby, I wanna be bad! So he says 'Then take down Superman, he's right there baby, the Comet Club might've been a flop but this is money in the bank!' And I og yeah baby yeah yeah! Bad is Good, down with government!" He then took out a small grenade, bit off the pin, and threw it at Kal-El. It exploded in his chest, but instead of destroying him, it eradicated the Kryptonite, reabilitating Supes.

" 'Here we go again baby' he says to me, and I says right back I says Bring it on, cause I'll bomb him right into Wisconsin! And then I'll take a taxi ride to Wisconsin and blow up the taxi! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

..........wow, that was interesting! :P Could you edit your first post to make your proofile please. :) Thanks for saving me btw.

Superman looked around the tres of the forest. He finally got the kryptonite out, but what was of the grenade? Who threw it. "that had to of been an attempt to get rid of me......" Superman thought to himself. "Ok, I think its time I take this seriously...." he thought some more while flying among the trees of the forest.
With his super hearing, he could hear mumbling, and jibberish coming from the depths of the forest. He flew toward the direction of the crazy jibberish noises. What he saw what looked like a crazy bumm he saw back on Earth. An evil villian by the name of The Evil Midnight Bomber. "I thought..........I put him in jail already......." Superman thought. He saw TMB run suspiciously with what was obviously a huge box of explosives. "oh, no....." he thought in horror.
Superman flew towards TMB and wasabout to grab him. "AHH!" TMB screemed and tried to quickly take out something to hurt Kalel, but Superman was too fast.
"CRACK!" Superman threw TMB against a tree and somehow accidently broke one of his bones. "Your not going to do what I think your going to, are you??" Superman meanly stuck his face in TMBers and held him firmly against the tree with his super grip.

TW

EMB trembled with fear. "You'll never pin a thing on me, copper. I- BAD IS GOOD BABY, DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!!" EMB yelled in his zoned-out voice. (for a voice clip, click here: http://www.thetick.ws/wavs/ep7/EMB%20comet%20club.wav) He trembled in terror, sweat flowing profusely down his face. He felt the three triple-ripple-vanilla-road-monkey ice cream sundays in his stomache begin to rise.

"BLAAGH!" EMB vomited right in Supes's eyes, distracting him and letting EMB run away. As unorthodox as he was, EMB was a sly opponent.

Reed tired of the damp chamber. Tossing animals skulls into the water.
"Now then, take this letter. The usual place."
He grabbed the note, rushing as fast as he could. He just wanted out of there. Beyond the sickening cave and out into the forest. Right arm aching, he continued on. Up into the mountains, away from the pointless fighting. The cold a slight annoyance. Walking up the steps of Avalon, passing guards as he went.

Superman was confused at the moment, but that didnt last for long. He could see using his X-Ray vision through the trees, where almost everyone was seen. The iridonian was crushed underneath a tree, and Scorpion was running away close to TMB. Superman couldnt let these two go into the forest, whoknows what kinds of evil things they might do to the alien wildlife. Superman flew towards Scorpion and TMB, but not to much so they might discover him above. They seemed to be going in the same direction. He followed them through the forest, and into the edge of Alvagond. ".......Now, is my chance. I'll have them both in my sites, right next to the gaurds." Superman thought.

TW

wow, this has gone down the hole.....I guess this is definatly over. :(

TW

Want me to unstick it mate?