Topic: Fett's Autobiography

What if Fett wrote an aoutobiography?  I think it would be called "The Live Ones Are Worth More Than The Dead Ones"  How long would it be?  What does everyone think?

Knowing Boba? "I was born. I lived. I bounty hunted. I am a legend." :P

Don't forget the bloodstains and burn marks that would be all over it.

I agree, Miba. Knowing Boba, he would find some way of making a long story short.

SF

ROTFLMAO! :)

this is simple.                   He wouldnt ever have one.
In real life or in the SW universe, Boba Fett would never have an autobiography. If we know to much about Boba Fett, then that would take all of the mystery out of it. Boba fett's life used to be a mystery, but now that he has a "kid" book series, we now know about his past. but Boba is still a mystery in a lot of ways. If there was ANY kind of autobiography, it would be of stories and tales of Boba's life, and it would be written how Boba would be seen in the SW universe............a mystery.

TW

Well, yeah, Boba would probably never really write one. But for the sake of the question, if he did write one, what do you think it'd be? Or be titled? Or what he might leave out? Or how long it might be? And stuff like that.

I think it'd be of a medium length only going into detail on his more high-profile successful hunts. I doubt it would get too personal if it got that way at all.

Yeah, not personal.  I do agree--mostly about his successful life as a bounty hunter--the job and nothing much else.

no......yout not getting me. An autobiography would just be.................just.......I cant even imagine it for some reason. :/ There wouldnt ever be one because it takes away the mystery of Fett anyways. I never said he'd never write one (even if he never would). I just said that Fett doesnt really have a factual past. All Im saying, is if there was one........I probably wouldnt buy it.

TW

True Warrior, your inbox is full.

SF

OH SORRY! OK, I'll clean it out! Carry on.........

TW

I can't even fathorm an entry. Perhaps it would be more like a download of a ships computer log. Picture this: you're some kind of wreck/defunct ship scavanger - you're used to going into these old vessels, almost like a metalic mercenary archeologist. Somehow, while searching for something else you come upon this deserted planet, and you find the Firespray waiting silently in the mists.

After exhaustive searches of your own data, you learn that this is the ship Slave I, the rig of the most infamous, relentless bounty hunter ever to ride the galactic space lanes. You calm yourself, and after several long moments of debate with your better senses, stupidity, bravado and curiosity beat good sense into submission and you decide to venture in.  After several near fatal attempts to get into the ship, then reach the cockpit, and finally get the main computer to do your bidding, you hit the jackpot and get it all to work. You fire it up, and the ship begins to speak in a chilling voice that sounds like certain death and sends a shiver up your spine:  "Slave I, this is Boba Fett. Begin recording ship's log..."

What would he record? The terms of bounties and contracts? The details of alliances and payback? Perhaps here is where you'd gain insight into that mysterious mind, where he might record impressions, beliefs, hopes, aspirations, thoughts.

Or would that voice say instead:  "This is Boba Fett, you have violated my ship. You have ten seconds to death. Have a nice day."

I imagine that his autobiography would be similar to what Miba said: " I was born. I am still living. You know too much. You should keep looking over your shoulder, not that anything that you could stop me." You then look over your shoulder, and when you turn back around, you have a certain BlasTech blaster-rifle down your throut.

According to the Bounty Hunters War trilogy, Boba Fett has various tips and lessons storred in the Slave I.

His ship IS an autobiography

This is it in it's entirety:

I lived. I witnessed death. I died inside. I hunted. I'm empty.

short and to the point----and who knew he could be a gothic poet type? heheh  no really, that sounds pretty good actually!

uhhh......thanks?

( Autobiogrhaphy Director's cut: )

I lived. I witnessed death. I died inside. I hunted. I'm empty. I'm hungry. Where's my- WHO ATE MY LAST DAMN QUAESIDILLA!!! DENGAR YOU RAT!!! I'LL  RIP THAT QUAESADILLA OUT OF YOUR THROAT!!!

LOL---

BTW, I might not be able to get on here quite as much...hubby being a real plick about me being on the internet, so if I'm quiet for a while, you know why.  I am in the works of moving out and finding a second job too...