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May 28, 2006 5:32 pm #

I think he's talking about the 3PO jokes in the end. "What a drag", and "I'm quite besides myself". Not to mention something I cringe at every time I watch it, is when R2 pushes 3PO off in the factory and 3PO looks super-fake during the falling scene when the droid picks him up by the leg and drops him.

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May 28, 2006 5:42 pm (Edited May 28, 2006 05:42 pm) #

Oookay, I missed a LOT while I was gone for a day. I bet that Lucas got the ideas for the prequels from Star Trek Fans. And clowns. I hate clowns.

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May 29, 2006 6:05 am #
True Warrior wrote:
Humorbot5 wrote:

DUH????

Yes it was romantic!
I'm not an incompetant Dumb ass

I was complaing about the worst, Corniest, STUPIDEST! JOKES EVER!!!!

Especially C3-PO's STUPID "I'm so beside myself" and " Oh what a drag" jokes.

I wasn't complainign about girls liking Star Wars either. Thats fine.

Its just Lucas's attempt to try and expand Star Wars to more girls.

It's Sci-FI!!!!
Yopu either like it or you don't
Trying to make it a romantic Sci-Fi comedy was not going to get More Viewers or fans.

It just caused to irritate me!
Surely I'm Not the only one?

Alright, dude. I'm sorry. And I have to admit, the jokes were pretty stupid. But it was the late 70s......so......

but I strongly agree with Miba. You have to understand his love to understand why he turned to the dark side.

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Yeah I agree with the love part too. That not what I'm trying to get at...

What I hate is all the stupid jokes in the prequels (especially Episode 2)
and Jar Jar Binks
and the idea that Anakin and Padme should be so young in Episode 1.

And I know George Lucas got some inspiration for these parts from his kids.

Oh and as for Star Trek Fans being the reason. Well, if you head over to the Trek Boards there's quite often a Star Wars Thread. And its very similar there to how it is here.

And as for Clowns. Well we all hate clowns

(can't sleep Clowns will Eat Me!)

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June 3, 2006 11:10 am (Edited June 17, 2006 11:58 pm) #

could we all just stay on topic?!!
PLEASE??!!!

This is silliest SW secret not "Love in SW movies"
another one is that I only have an N64 at my house and Iam not very goiod at the SW games I have so whenever I go to my Friends house I try to play BF & BF2 all the time

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June 6, 2006 11:06 am #

Shush....


my silliest Star Wars secret is that I played Battlefront 2 so much my hands got cramped so i couldn't play anymore....

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June 6, 2006 1:42 pm (Edited June 6, 2006 01:42 pm) #

My silliest Star Wars secret is that I once beat someone to death with an E-11 model.  Heh.  He screamed funnily.

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June 6, 2006 3:00 pm #

hahahahaaa! That made me laugh! I can just see someone beating the livin hell outta someguy with a gun! :lol:


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June 26, 2006 2:28 am #

When my parents took me to see SW I was scared to go up in the balcony so I crawled up the steps crying like a baby, granted I was 4 years old back in 77.

July 5, 2006 12:47 pm #

My Star Wars secret is that when I saw EP.4 I thought the dew backs and those long necked creatures were dinosaurs, I aslo thought that in EP.2 Jango was Bobas brother and that the Jedi were cloned as well :P

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July 5, 2006 12:49 pm #

Man! You got everything mixed up! :P


TW

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July 6, 2006 10:49 am #

also, last night i had a dream where i teamed up with Jango to pull in a bounty on Boba and we landed Slave 1 IN my house and caught Boba IN MY bedroom and we flew to a planet that was flat, in a circle nd the builcings (2) were about as big as the standard computer monitor.  and Jango and I turned Boba in (he looked weird in an orange jumsuit) and then I went over to sell Slave 2 to the second building which happened to be a KDY dealership and inside it was like Dick's sporting goods and once i went inside Slave 2 shrunk down to the size of a model (5'' by 3'' or something) and I sold it for five bucks and they put it on the little toy shelves in one of those plastic containers that you cant open without a blow torch and then I was plotting with Jango to buy Boba's ship back and bust Boba out when I woke up

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July 6, 2006 10:57 am #

WHOA!!!!!!!! Talk about a run-on sentence!!! :P Not to mention the story, that ws wacky!! :P


TW

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July 6, 2006 11:53 am #

LOl strange poor Boba. :(

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
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July 6, 2006 12:13 pm #

strange, poor, TINY, Boba. :P

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July 7, 2006 12:33 am #

I got that Boba marriage dream from the old boards if anyone remembers that.

I never could remember what movie Jabba was in, I kept watching Empire Strikes Back and then realizing it was Return of the Jedi at the last minute.

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July 10, 2006 7:24 pm #

Well lets see... I once had a 30 minute "Trivia off" with my friend because he implied that he knew more about SW than me. (No winner in the end, we settled it with rock, paper, scissors).

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July 11, 2006 6:51 am #

I suppose I am quite late. Anyways, years ago I used to have an opened "Power of the Force" Fett figure. I had absolutly no idea who he was, so I got my dad to dunk him into a bucket of purple paint. Rather ironic, I suppose.

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July 11, 2006 8:07 am #

Whenever I was watching the scene in ROTJ, where Luke is pwning everyone on the skiffs above the sarlacc, I would jump around with my toy lightsaber and "kill" all my little brothers and sisters. I was like 4, and at the time that scene was the most invigorating thing in the world. Just made me want to fight stuff.

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July 11, 2006 10:20 am #
Miba wrote:

Why do you do that? Just out of curiousity.

um.......oh man this is embarrasing....I kinda have OCD.

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July 11, 2006 4:27 pm #
Ph34r wrote:
Miba wrote:

Why do you do that? Just out of curiousity.

um.......oh man this is embarrasing....I kinda have OCD.

Wow, I'd forgotten all about that, that was on the first page. Anyway, it's ok, really. Nothing to be emarrased about. :)

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August 29, 2006 5:15 pm #

I hav 2 secrets...when episode 1 came out i ran around with a group of friends and we were the Star Wars Club...i was Adi Gallia. We fought with sticks (lightsabers) and apples (thermal detanators) That was one seriously messed up year. And now no one knows im a Boba Fett fan except for my inner circle.

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August 29, 2006 6:13 pm #

I truly feel ya dude. At least you have friends to do that with. :/ I dont have anyone to share my fettish with. I used to but my friend moved. :( I should call him up..................


TW

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August 30, 2006 3:09 am #

I feel for ya TW. Funny thing 'bout the group was that it was mostly gals like me. There's a lot a Star Wars fans in my area. I remembered two other secrets...i went to the local music store and bought a Star Wars practice book for clarinet. And at every football game, my marching band plays "Imperial March" up in the stands, and after we finished it one time me & my section yelled "Boba Fett will crush you!" to the other band. (our rivals)

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September 11, 2006 3:13 pm #

Weeeeelllll......
There was this thing...
*sigh* Ok folks, story time, bear with me here.
I was about 5 when I first saw Star Wars -the whole Trilogy- (in school, teacher was lazy, last days of school).
I was fascinated with the 'guy with the cool helmet'. I later found out, from my dad, that 'his' name was Boba Fett.
....

.....

Here comes the sillyness: I was confused as to why everybody thought Boba was a guy. If this dude was as cunning, ruthless, and all around kick-ass as everybody said he was...then it had to be a girl.

So yeah, the first 6ish years of my StarWars fan life I was abosolutely and totally convinced that Boba Fett was a girl. And wouldn't that be the ultimate disguise? If everybody thought you were a *guy* in Mandalorian aromor, and you were a *girl*. Then nobody could find you out-of-armour. They'd be looking for a human male....

So...yeah...don't laugh...please...I was young and wanted a strong female hero...

And the nagging doubts in the back of my mind despite numerous cannonical proof have no validation....or so you think....

(and yes, yet more sillyness....I have a lot):
1- I jumped up and yelled "Nooooo" when Mace cut Jango's head off....then stalked out of the theater muttering about 'that Flanneled-shirted SOB', Lucas was of course forgiven latter....
2-shortly after afore-metioned incident my sister bought a Mace Windu action figure...my dad still doesn't know how those little flecks of melted plastic came from in the drive-way...and my sister doesn't know why her Windu figure is sans-head....
3- For most of first grade I ran around with a bucket on my head with a black T painted on it...and was continuely amazed by the fact that I couldn't see and was running into stuff.
4- ....I have a replica blaster under my pillow....no reason...at all....just.....it seems cool.... >.<[such a dork], but a dork with a blaster.
5- I bribed a theater owner for his AOTC movie poster, it's huge...and cost me $50...but it was *movie poster* not the 'movie poster' that you can buy at a Wal-Mart. *the* poster for the movie....

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September 11, 2006 4:46 pm #
Mandalore Stargazer wrote:

i went to the local music store and bought a Star Wars practice book for clarinet. And at every football game, my marching band plays "Imperial March" up in the stands, and after we finished it one time me & my section yelled "Boba Fett will crush you!" to the other band. (our rivals)

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D WOW! You really get to do that!!!!?!? AWESOME!! :lol:

TW

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September 11, 2006 9:23 pm #
Mandalore Stargazer wrote:

And at every football game, my marching band plays "Imperial March" up in the stands,

Oh, you're so, so lucky...*jealous out of his mind*...our trombonists tried to get that approved, but our teacher didn't want it.  (That, and the Super Mario theme music :P)  They would just sometimes randomly play the Imperial March during practice, I'd jump on the set (I'm percussion), and add a drum beat to it...it sounded awesome.  :D

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September 13, 2006 3:01 am #

If anyone wants the music 2 it, i could probably scan it for you. My band directors are SW fans...im just waitin 4 a SW themed show. (this year we're playing Any Way You Want It, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Movin' Out) Every time we play Any Way You Want It, i think of Vader & Fett in ESB.

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September 13, 2006 11:35 am #

*a-hem*..   

Hi, My names Mando316, and Im a Mando-Holic.

ONE of my secrets is that I wear Star Wars Boxers.  I have two pairs.  If I had more I would wear them everyday.  The worst part is that I have to shop for them in the BOYS section because thats the only dept that has the REALLY cool stuff...  Hey, Ive accepted the fact that Im a Mando-Holic and also the fact that  I wear a BOYS 18 HUSKY!!

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September 13, 2006 12:46 pm #

Don't worry about it. I sometimes have to shop the boy's section too, though when I do that I'm looking for tshirts. I wear a boy's size Large or XL depending on the shirt. (like I have the Large POTC shirt, but I have a few XL SW shirts)

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September 13, 2006 3:19 pm #
mando316 wrote:

*a-hem*..   

Hi, My names Mando316, and Im a Mando-Holic.

ONE of my secrets is that I wear Star Wars Boxers.  I have two pairs.  If I had more I would wear them everyday.  The worst part is that I have to shop for them in the BOYS section because thats the only dept that has the REALLY cool stuff...  Hey, Ive accepted the fact that Im a Mando-Holic and also the fact that  I wear a BOYS 18 HUSKY!!

Hey! Veni-Vici-Fett myself, feel free to shorten it to VV-Fett.

I'm a Fett-aholic, which is a Mando-Holic in training. I just haven't gotten my hands on the Republic Commando books yet. (curse my small-town bookstore) I feel thine pain sister, and bow to your awsomeness as well. I end up in the boy's section all the time, for pants and T-shirts, because as you said that's the only section with the cool stuff in a good cut >.<. Star Wars Boxers Rule!!!!!!!!

I just have one pair >.<, they've got the little Emplire symbol on them....

Nice hearin' I'm not alone in my weirdness^.^

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September 13, 2006 4:04 pm #

Wouldn't bieng a Fett fan be better than a Mandalorian fan?

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September 13, 2006 8:22 pm #

Yes I would consider myself more Fett-ish since (barring the Prequels and the EU)  Boba Fett was the original.  GL decide that the prequels needed a bit of Mando in them so he made up Jango (who I will always view as a Boba rip-off).  Boba is and always will be THE # 1 MANDALORIAN BAD-ASS!!

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September 14, 2006 7:30 am #

STRAIGHT UP DUDE! You freakin KNOW IT! :P XD

TW

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September 14, 2006 11:07 am #

Yeah!!!
Well, I think that your a Boba Fan first then a fan of the culture that spawned/created him. It's like my Spartan obsession. I'm obsessed with Sparta first, then the specifics of the 300 at Thermopalyae and Leonidas...

So...really to be a good Fett fan you have to be a Mando fan first...

'Cause my Sparta goes Culture->Specific...

>.<

I got it turned around the first time around. You should be a Mando-obsessed fan THEN a Fett obsessed fan!!!

Thanks guys, for unscrewing my order. ^^

and yes, he is the "NUMBER #1 MANDALORIAN BAD-ASS!!!"

He's the Ernie Banks and Ron Santo of Mandalorians, all of Star Wars for that matter really.

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September 23, 2006 6:28 am #

i just relized i had another secret...i carry pictures of Boba Fett, Jango Fett, and Daniel Logan in the pocket of my band uniform for good luck at games and competitions. :D

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September 23, 2006 11:18 am #
Mandalore Stargazer wrote:

i just relized i had another secret...i carry pictures of Boba Fett, Jango Fett, and Daniel Logan in the pocket of my band uniform for good luck at games and competitions. :D

LoL. Thats funny :lol:


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September 23, 2006 4:33 pm #

I used to be afraid of Tusken Raiders(Sand People) when I was younger. Whenever I misbehaved or didn't listen, my mom would say "The Sand People are going to get you if you don't listen." I used to start bawling and run off to hide. I also refused to watch Episode IV because of that part where Luke got attacked by one. Now, they're one of my favorite things in the Star Wars universe.

I also had a crush on Luke Skywalker when I was like 12. I had this picture of him that I used to kiss every night before I went to bed. *embarassed* It's a good thing that passed rather quickly.

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September 24, 2006 5:38 pm #

Why did Mace have to do it? did GL want us to hate him? why not Kit Fisto or someone not as like as Mace. Biggest secret, i though ewoks were Teddy Ruxbin's distant family and for the longest time i used that doll to play starwars as a kid.

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September 25, 2006 12:30 pm #

hey, the pictures hav worked so far. they'll b put 2 the test in october. Thylacine, i know what it's like 2 hav a crush like that. (trust me) ;) Who's Teddy Ruxbin?

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September 25, 2006 8:36 pm #

My Star Wars secret?
I like to use the team of Boba Fett and Han Solo when I play Star Wars lego game.And I like to shoot the ewoks and jawas for no reason.

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September 27, 2006 5:25 pm #

How about the fact that Mark Hamill claims Lucas never told him in ESB that Vader was going to say he was his father?  I've watched that scene countless times, and there's no way he could have been told anything else, considering his lines..

Now THAT's silly!

September 27, 2006 7:05 pm #

I heard that right before they filmed that part George went and told Hamill.

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September 27, 2006 7:15 pm #

GL did tell him seconds before the scene and only Hamill knew other the GL and maybe the higher ups, and later during voice over James Earl Jones was told.

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October 27, 2006 7:59 pm #

My biggest secret is me ,and my friend play my star wars toys recrateing episode 1-6 gawd im so embarresed

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November 2, 2006 9:02 pm #

mine is that when episode 2 came out we'd play on the playground and i'd always be dooku so i could stab my you know what in my pants.....

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November 3, 2006 10:10 am #

I played Episode 2 on the School field and all.

But I was hmm. Can't remember..

Ah well.

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November 3, 2006 3:16 pm #

also i'd yell like a monkey whenever i poked my pants with a curved stick lol. now that i think of it i shouldve been jango fett, but for some reason in 4th grade i HATED jango fett. i dont know why. i even said HAHA when boba picked up jangos helmet. i cant believe i did, and i cant believe i once hated jango. i hated him cuz he owned my hero-at-the-time, obi wan.

another secret of mine is that when i saw the original trilogy when i was 4, i got the living heck scared out of me when they pulled han solo out of the carbon freezing chamber. that scared me to death for some reason.

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November 6, 2006 8:42 am #
draco fett wrote:

Wouldn't bieng a Fett fan be better than a Mandalorian fan?

Absolutely. Has anyone read Sith War? (well Imagine you have Draco from your Display Pic)

I couldn;t believe how dishonorable Mandalore The Indomitable was when Fighting Ulic!

Mandalore gets a Basilisk War Droid, equipped with various weaponry, while poor old Ulic gets his lightsaber and doesn;t even have the ground to stand on. (he has to fgight from a giant chain hanging over a canyon.)



On the other hand, Mandalore was not the challenger, Ulic was, so he shoulda known what he was getting into. Plus Ulic had the force. Plus Mandalore lost anyway...



My silliest Star wars Secret is that I can write all of that about 5 pages in a comic without going into depth or detail.
I'd be killed if certain members of society heard about it... (luckily noone I know.)

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November 12, 2006 11:14 am #

My biggest secret is that I pretend i'm Boba Fett then I have dreams that I am Boba killing Mace Windu and winning the heart of princess Leia in that skimpy outfit. I've never told anyone this before...Yeah...

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Yeah...
November 13, 2006 11:16 am #

My Star Wars secret is..

Me and my friend used 2 act out Jango and Boba Fett.
AND WE'RE BOTH GIRLS!!!
She was Boba and i was Jango..Alas we had some fun times.

Another is recently everytime i see that Jackson dude i yell " JANGO KILLER! "

And i call Etain-tur-mukan a intergalatic skank. ;D

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