Topic: If you hired Boba Fett....

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June 29, 2006 2:52 pm #

Ok, what would you do if you had A LOT of money, and you could hire Fett to do your bidding. What would you ask him to do? :)


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June 29, 2006 4:48 pm #

I would tell him to scare my brother really bad, annoy him soo much that he leavs me alone, threaten my teachers and tell them i can't do school anymore....etc.etc.
i gotta think about it some more...

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June 29, 2006 7:22 pm #

I would have him totally annihilate every living organism at my middle school, except a small list my friends, associates, and in general people I don't want dead. Other than those....15 individuals, all must die. With the exception of Faith McDonald. I would have Fett beat here to the edge of death, but let ME finish the job.


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June 29, 2006 8:04 pm #

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

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June 29, 2006 8:08 pm #
FettFan79 wrote:

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

LMAO! A few years ago I'd have said the same thing. ;)

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June 29, 2006 8:09 pm #

i would hire him to find me a mandalorian armor suit get by any means necessary and then teach me to use it.

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June 29, 2006 8:18 pm #

Hhmmmm--that's a good idea too, lastMando!

aha--we were on the same wavelength then, Miba!  LOL

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June 29, 2006 8:36 pm #
FettFan79 wrote:

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 29, 2006 8:44 pm (Edited June 29, 2006 08:46 pm) #

I think I know what, but..
*Thinks about it for a second*
OMG!
thats wrong....

I would hire him to.....Hang with me for a month!

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June 29, 2006 8:58 pm #

umm, what if he got bored with you, he couldjust kill you, and take all of your money!

June 30, 2006 1:47 am #

I would ask him to go and kill the Emperor,Darth Vader,all the high-ranking Imperials and high-ranking associates of the Empire.Then I wouldmake myself Emperor and Boba my right hand.I think that would be sooooo tough for Boba.....To kill all these people...

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June 30, 2006 5:06 am #
ARC Fett wrote:

umm, what if he got bored with you, he couldjust kill you, and take all of your money!

That's true...but he wouldn't get much money out of me!! LOL

Yeah, I kinda like the idea of just kinda tagging along for a while.  Here's the headline:  A Day in the Life of a Bounty Hunter---that would be pretty cool!  I can't think of anyone I'd want to see meet with a certain demise---so I guess that's about it.

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June 30, 2006 5:11 am #

I would get him to kill people :)

June 30, 2006 6:32 am #
FettFan79 wrote:

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

Hehehe.....    i don't think he is very cheap.  lol.... he is a gold digger....if ya know what i mean. Plus, you know how he feels about that kinda thing....lol   (girls....[shakes head])

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June 30, 2006 7:20 am #
FettFan79 wrote:

*blushing* Um, I can't type it here...   :rolleyes:  LOL

HAHAHAHA!! :lol: your funny FettFan79!!! :P

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June 30, 2006 7:30 am #

"that so wrond in so many ways, PUKE" not sure who said that hear but it was right after the boards were renewd.

June 30, 2006 7:37 am #
ARC Fett wrote:

umm, what if he got bored with you, he couldjust kill you, and take all of your money!

We would be Paintballing all month long ;)

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June 30, 2006 7:43 am #
Boba Dude wrote:
ARC Fett wrote:

umm, what if he got bored with you, he couldjust kill you, and take all of your money!

We would be Paintballing all month long ;)

You know thats a bad idea! :lol: Once he gets a hold of ANY gun, he'll kill you with it! Blaster, paintballgun, water gun, squirtgun.....you name it!!! :P


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June 30, 2006 7:54 am #

LOL with a water gun I guess he would put it in your mouth and kept pouring water until you got drown!LOL :D

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June 30, 2006 7:55 am #

Hey, thats Fett for ya! :D


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June 30, 2006 8:17 am (Edited June 30, 2006 08:19 am) #

:(
you don't see me making fun of your ideas

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June 30, 2006 8:22 am #

Hey relax man,we're not making fun of your ideas,it would just be hilarious to see Boba trying to kill his bounty everyway that he could!You're a great poster,and I'm not of the Yautja type (GRRRR!!)to make fun of you! ;)

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June 30, 2006 8:50 am #

Ditto. Im truly sorry if I hurt yo feelings dude. We all cool. :cool:

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June 30, 2006 8:51 am #

YOU SHOULD BE!!
Just kidding dude :D
you didnt hurt my feelings. I have feelings of steel ;)

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June 30, 2006 9:33 am (Edited June 30, 2006 09:34 am) #

I would hire Fett to capyure the greatest bounty of all... a Burger King double cheese-burger!

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June 30, 2006 11:33 am #

I would hire Fett to get me an ice cold beer.

June 30, 2006 11:35 am #

Welcome friedchicken!!!Yeah,a cold beer from Boba would do the job.... ;)

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
June 30, 2006 2:15 pm #

Ahhh there we go!  Send him to capture that Burger King himself----------that King dude is kinda creepy..............lol

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June 30, 2006 2:43 pm #

He,he!Not creepier than our beloved Boba! ;)

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
June 30, 2006 4:26 pm #

Since I'm married, I couldn't hire Fett to do much more than table dance in our kitchen, and then, the light's so low haning he'd be at risk for cuncussion with each gyration...

SO: I would hire him to show me the galaxy and keep me out of trouble. Considering I'm old, now, and the police don't show up at my house unless I call them (as opposed to the old days when the neighbors got in on the action), that shouldn't be too hard.

I'd also pump him for more of his 'untold' stories...more material for fan fic.  ;)

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June 30, 2006 4:32 pm #

Me, I'd make him pose for drawings (possibly nude?) and then sell the drawings online or something.


He'd get a cut, of course ;)

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July 1, 2006 2:11 am #

Guys,Boba Fett nude?Are you serious?Boba doesn't even get his helmet off!

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
July 1, 2006 3:25 am #

LOL maybe they knocked him out then took his clothes off.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
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July 1, 2006 6:35 am #

Jeez IG-88!I don't think that the enemies of Boba would knock him out just to see him naked! ;)

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
July 1, 2006 7:02 am #
Janos wrote:

Me, I'd make him pose for drawings (possibly nude?) and then sell the drawings online or something.


He'd get a cut, of course ;)

hhhmmm...I have an artist's mind as well----   lol  that's one I would not have thought of!

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July 1, 2006 7:04 am #
Ursula wrote:

Since I'm married, I couldn't hire Fett to do much more than table dance in our kitchen, and then, the light's so low haning he'd be at risk for cuncussion with each gyration...

SO: I would hire him to show me the galaxy and keep me out of trouble. Considering I'm old, now, and the police don't show up at my house unless I call them (as opposed to the old days when the neighbors got in on the action), that shouldn't be too hard.

I'd also pump him for more of his 'untold' stories...more material for fan fic.  ;)

Nah--his helmet should prevent any concussions!  hehehe

As for info on his 'untold' stories---------now that's a plan! :)

"Train your sons to be strong, but your daughters to be stronger."--Karen Traviss, Bloodlines
July 1, 2006 7:33 am (Edited July 1, 2006 07:34 am) #
Darth Maul Clone wrote:

Jeez IG-88!I don't think that the enemies of Boba would knock him out just to see him naked! ;)

Maybe not enemies, but deffinately his fangirls. ;)

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July 1, 2006 8:01 am #

Pffftt....you girls still crack me up. lol.  As for me, i don't think i'd ever even try to knock him out. With all of those advanced sensors in his helmet, i'm not sure it's even possible...ya know.

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July 1, 2006 8:20 am #

Hpmh.Girls.Boba is a killing machine,not a love toy!

"Your passions give you strength, and through strength you gain power. You have seen it, you feel it. You must break your chains."
July 1, 2006 1:19 pm #

LOL :D or is he.....

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
July 1, 2006 1:19 pm #

Im guessing if you pay the right price. ;) lol


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July 1, 2006 1:24 pm #

Lol  ;)

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
July 1, 2006 2:56 pm #

You girls, man. Always want the Boba Fett types. :P



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July 1, 2006 3:00 pm #

He he he....     im still not going with this "right price=love toy" thing...it sounds too stupid...pfftt    yup, some girls really go for that Boba Fett type....

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July 1, 2006 3:09 pm #

If I hired Fett.............I'd make him be my friend FOREVER!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :P


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July 1, 2006 3:11 pm #

I think it would be cool just to have him as a personal bodyguard.....nobody would mess with ya, and if they did, they would pay dearly.    Kinda like Jabba did,   just had him stick around and stuff....

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July 1, 2006 3:13 pm #

Yeah, that'd be awesome! Thats so awesome.............I dont know what else to say! :P


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July 1, 2006 8:49 pm #

Yes, some of us really do go for the Boba types. ;) And why not? He's practically the perfect man.

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July 2, 2006 7:18 am #

I'd pay him to tell off my ex, since I'm still so furious at him, and I'm afraid to say anything negative to him.

Secondly, a date would be nice.

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July 2, 2006 3:09 pm #

Hmmmm,what's going on here?Boba Fett speaking!If you don't stop this right now,you will receive a bounty so high that I will come and collect it myself!And this won't be a game.....This will be game over....

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