Caption Contest #8

What am i standing on?

I told you; Boba Fett does not kill Solo until he gets his mocha latte. What?! You say you don't need ME? I guarantee that this franchize will go to the crapper if you kick me off. Stop laughing!

Boba: "I can't stand this life anymore!! I'll jump!"

Sarlacc: Hey, he looks like a Boba. Hey Boba, I'm gonna eat you. Get into my belly! I'm higher in the food chain. Get in!
(singing) I want my Boba back, Boba back... ribs.

(Bulloch) "Hey Richard, this is the part where I fly in, rope up that Luke guy and kill the rest right? Right? You wouldn't be planning on doing anything stupid to my character would you?"

I'mm guessing now is a bad time to tell all of you I'm afraid of heights.

Now this movie shold be more about me so when I fall into the Sarlacc I come right back out and everyone is like ahhh then my dad comes in Jango fett then we whoop butt then Mace Windu comes in and I give him a purple nurple and Jango gives Mace a wet willy then we give him a wedgie by attaching his underwear to our jetpacks at full speed then he falls into the sarlaac and after that we shoot everyone and loot them. Then the emperor blows up my home planet kamino then we go over there and give palpatine a swirlie in jabbas toilet. then after a while Mace gets out of the sarlaac and then Jango gives him a swirlie too exept that he won't get the ice cream cone look. so who likes my idea and I dont care if you dont like it because were going with it and if you dont I'll shoot you so lets film.

Boba: "Am I going to stand here all day? You know, all this blowing sand DOES find it's way into this armor, and I'm not going to begin to tell you how uncomfortable that is!"

Boba: "Alright, now I'M the director here...you, get that ladder out of the frame. No, no, no--the barge is supposed to lean like that. And would someone PLEASE take a comb to the Wookiee??"

Ok guys, I'm gonna do double front flip...*jumps, hits the side of sail barge and screams*