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Boba Fett Caption Contest

Boba Fett Caption Contest #6

56 funny, serious, and often very creative fan-contributed captions for Boba Fett images. Add your own.

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Editor's
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Caption Author Date Fan's
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Boba: Jabba, I know you gave me a retainer to stick around here, but I'm not cleaning that up.

Josh 11/08/2014
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Jabba: "Fett!"
Boba: "What?"
Jabba: (Points to Leia) "Dude, I think that chick really digs me."
Boba: (Sighs) "Dude you think all the chicks dig you. Besides, she totally dates that Jedi guy."
Jabba: (Looks at Boba in shock) "No... wait... Jedi?? I thought all the Jedi got killed off in Episode III?"
Boba: "Nah, I think he took a class at the Community Collage or online or something."
Jabba: "Dude, she's totally into me, and I'm going to talk to her. Besides if she were happy dating him why would she come to a bar in that metal bikini?"
Boba: "Fine. Whatever. Just don't get mad if she turns you down."
Jabba: "Dude... I got this. Watch and learn!"

Steve Williams
of Apex
05/11/2014
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Jabba: Is that still alive?
Boba: Yes.
Jabba: How much will you give me to eat it?
Boba: Nothing.
Jabba: It looks good. I think I'll eat it anyway.
Boba: That's just gross....

Tel 05/15/2006
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Boba: MY BACKPACKS GOT JETS! i dont give a **** -- yo mamma is a *****!
jabba: Yo mamma just won a thousand dollars in cash muuuny... now go defend my title as the ORIGINAL GANGSTA!!!!

Monica
of Kansas
05/13/2006
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Boba: Do you have a body like THIS? Do you wish that you were skinnier and better looking? Well, now it's possible!
Jabba: Tell us how!
Boba: With our new Bo-baflex system, you can work all that extra slimy fat away in no time!
Jabba: How much does this amazing product cost?
Boba: Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling!
Jabba: So order your's today, or I'll feed you to my rancor!

Nagawaki Sakai 05/10/2006
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Boba: EWWW!!! Is that mold growing on your arm?!!

True Warrior
of Laurel, Maryland
05/09/2006
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"DROID?! Get the mop, the slug just couldn't be helped to get up... Jabba, is that a squirrel? That ain't right..."
--Fett

Michael Parzych
of Brampton, Ontario
05/08/2006
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Boba: Jabba?
Jabba: Yeah?
Boba: When was the last time you took a shower?
Jabba: What's a shower?
Boba: Uh... TAKE ONE!!!!

Joshua
of Blaine, TN
05/06/2006
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(in unison): What's on the floor?

Vincent
of Colo Spgs
05/05/2006
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JABBA - Fett!
BOBA FETT - What!
JABBA - Your shoelace is untied!
BOBA FETT - Oh! Thank you. Salacious Crumm got me again.

Blake Shimshock
of Riverside California
05/03/2006
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Boba-Hey Jabba. What? Boba-STOP SNEEZING OR WE'LL ALL CATCH IT!Jabba-Damn YOU BOBA FETT! DAMN YOU TO Movie HELL, DIE! DIE!
Boba-Hey,(snickers) at least I don't die by the hot chick.
Jabba-At least I don't die by some bird in the ground and listen to some burnt dude who has a butt-ugly master.
Boba-DAMN YOU!........BOOGER LOOGIE!

Christian Sanchez
of Rowland Heights, CA
05/03/2006
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Fett: Oh great.
Hutt: What's wro... oh!
Fett: Third time this week Jabba.
Hutt: Yeah I know.
Fett: All over my boots yet again.
Hutt: My stomach just does'nt agree with those swamp critters. Sorry Fett
Fett: Sorry does'nt clean my boots now does it.

Jodo Outkast
of Victoria, Australia
05/02/2006
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Boba: You know, you and George W. Bush have alot in common.
Jabba: How so?
Boba: Well, you are both influential yet disliked. Also you both had a choking incident that everybody knows about. AND, you both need numerous translators for anyone to understand what you're saying!
Jabba: I see!

Boba2.0 04/30/2006
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Boba?
Yes?
Be careful where you shoot.

Ryan Yarnoff
of Alexandria, VA
04/30/2006
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Next up tonight..Boba Fett and Jabba Hutt!
Jabba: OH, #&$% that was tonight!?

I'mnotaidoit
of IL
04/27/2006
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Boba: You ever think about going about going on the Krispy Kreme diet?
Jabba: I have.
Boba: ....Of course you have!

Griffin M.
of IL
04/27/2006
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Jabba will eat that, he eats everything

Mike 04/27/2006
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Man this guys packin some serious weight i wonder what...*flipps on X-ray vision* he's been eati GOOD LORD oola?
Jabba:WHAT! man/womans gota eat?
Boba:Ya but jabba?

bobaJoe 04/26/2006
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Losers. If they just let me hit the pinyata...

bobaJoe 04/25/2006
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Oh dear. You shouldn't have eaten all that Bantha steak.

James Proctor
of Wolverhampton
04/24/2006
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Boba: Soooo...you sure you don't need like a...napkin or something?
Jabba: No, I'm good.
Boba: Really, cause you got a little...
Jabba: Really, man, it's cool.
Boba: Really? Cause I got one right here if you need it or anything...wipe off that mouth, you know.
Jabba: It's all good. Trust me...

miss fett 04/23/2006
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"Did you know that she could do THAT?!!"

TB3414
of Holly Springs, NC
04/20/2006
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Jabba: Boba.
Boba: Yes?
Jabba: Now presenting on stage live, Boba the Hutt and Jabba Fett, two people from a planet called Earth.
Boba: Whatever.

Misty Skywalker 04/20/2006
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Boba: (thinking) I wonder how long I can pull of the illusion of not looking at Jabba.
Jabba: Boba... Boba!
Boba: What!?
Jabba: I can read your mind. I know that you ain't looking at me.
Boba: Oh, damn. I knew that even this helmit could not hide it.
Jabba: What?
Boba: Nothing, Jabba. Nothing at all

Misty Skywalker
of Durham, North Carolina
04/20/2006
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Jabba: See owning the rights to make the toys for this film was a good idea!
Boba: Stuff that, what you smoking

chris wilkinson
of Oxford, England
04/19/2006
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Jabba: Doowa oh doo nah. Ho ho ho.
Boba: Sir if you were to swallow your food first I could understand what you're saying.

Jana Miller
of Tallahssee, fl
04/18/2006
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Jabba: Boba, you really need to find Han Solo.
Boba: I already did.
Jabba: Damn you to Star Wars Hell!
Boba: What is Star Wars?
Jabba: I have no idea. It just sounds cool.
Leia: Losers!
Boba: Shut up!
Jabba: What he said!

Daniel Logan
of California
04/15/2006
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Jabba: "Keep an eye on Solo for me ok?"
Fett: "Ya, as if a man frozen in carbonite is going to walk right out of the palace..."

Martial Bartsch
of Lively, Ontario
04/14/2006
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jabba: "i like pie"
boba: "i like it too"

boby 04/14/2006
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Boba from behind a door: Good thing I put that dummie next to Jabba, I would probably die from those fumes!

draco fett 04/14/2006
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Boba: God your ugly! If you didn't pay so good I woulda been outta here before you could say 'Bantha PooDoo'.

-The Punisher-
of California
04/13/2006
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Jabba: *BURP!!!* WOW!!! That was a good one!!
Boab: Wow!!! Jabba! Two word.....Breath-mint!!! Oh wait two more words...nap-kin!!

Boba Girl 04/12/2006
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Jabba: Okay, I may have shot the jedi.
Boba: Luckily Tatooine's Lawless
Jabba: *Giggle* Want to take off his clothes?
Boba: *Chuckle* Yeah, thet'll give the Rancor something to hurl about!

Oscar Harding
of Bristol
04/12/2006
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Jabba? Jabba? HEY JABBA!!!! omg hes dead! FINALLY!!

ARC Fett 04/12/2006
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Boba: (thinking) I wonder how old Jabba is? He is quite old.
Jabba: I am turning 604 next week. Go get me a wife.
Boba: As you wish you fat slug you.
Jabba: What?!?
Boba: I sad as you wish your Supreme Huttness. Yeah, just that.
Jabba: Good thing I barely understand your language, Fett.

Boba the Fett
of California
04/11/2006
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Boba: if you look closely, you'll notice he's not wearing shoes.
Jabba: o...k....

Smokey McPot
of las vegas, nevada
04/10/2006
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apparently the space smurfs fett brought to the party failed to amuse jabba

matt 04/09/2006
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Boba: "No that's not my foot you sat on."
Jabba: "Ah, you don't think it was that Thermal Detonator do you?"

BFFC-Mel 04/09/2006
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Boba: Wanna here a joke I made? It's about you, OK?
Jabba: Sure!
Boba: What's the only thing that stopped you from robbing the bank?
Jabba: I'm stumped,what?
Boba: The DOOR!!! HA HA HA HA!
Jabba: Very funny...NOT!!!

u-haul
of Encinitas/ca
04/06/2006
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Boba: "I'm not cleaning that up."

brett
of florida
04/03/2006
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Boba: That has to be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Jabba: I don't know, I sort of like it.
Boba: That's because you are a giant slug.

jake 04/02/2006
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And all of a sudden, Boba Fett activated his laser vision and Jabba the Hutt is no more. *Boba Fett wakes up* Why does Jabba always have to take me to the his executions? Well, I best go save him from Luke. Man, I could use an energy drink.

Boba joe 03/30/2006
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Fett: Couldn't I have found a better date for the prom?

MandalorianManhunter 03/30/2006
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Boba (to himself): I have always wondered....is Jabba a boy or a girl???
Jabba: Did you say something?
Boba: No nothing....good thing he's not a Jedi

Boba Fett's wife 03/30/2006
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Boba: This is not how I imagined my life at 10 years old. I could have been a dancer. Stupid dad forced me to be a bounty hunter, "Don't shame the family he said, you've got a reputation to up hold he said."
Jabba: Geez... what a b*tch...

Guy 03/30/2006
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Jabba: Mmmm, give me your cape, my mouth needs a wiping.
Boba: As you wish...

Boba Baggins 03/30/2006
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I don't remember eating that Boba!

Ajax
of Melbourne
03/30/2006
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Jabba: Mmmmm, I smell more credits in the future!
Fett: I smell things that I don't WANT to mention, nor do I want to know how they're getting through my filters. For cripes sake Jabba, EAT A BREATH MINT ONCE IN A WHILE!!

Cecilia 03/29/2006
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... My GOD!! What did you eat!?

Savagewulf 03/29/2006
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Damn, I feel sorry for Oola

Darth Fett 03/29/2006
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That'll be 500 for the stain on my shoes.

bobathekid
of Texas
03/29/2006
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Boba: I told you this dancers rocks! Now close your mouth or you will dry yourself.

Dark Hunter 03/29/2006
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That's no wart, it's a Jabba the Hutt!

Boba joe 03/27/2006
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You know what Jabba? I think this Luke figure might just be a jedi!

Moose
of South Berwick, ME
03/27/2006
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Jabba: Boba, you are my kind of bounty hunter -- fearless and inventive.
Boba: Wipe your mouth, Jabba.

Rodrigo Arenas 03/24/2006
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Boba (thinking): I have so got to get a better job. This fat slug thinks he owns me.
Jabba: (As translated by C-3P0) I will pay you 1 million credits to kill Salacious Crumb for me. He annoys the crud out of me!
Boba: As you wish, O Mighty Jabba!
Boba: (thinking) Darn it all! Now I will never get back to Slave 1!

Kina Kenobi
of North Carolina
03/24/2006
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