He's no good to us dead.Everything Boba Fett • Since 1996
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Photo of Seth Green, Steve Sansweet, and the priceless Kenner Boba Fett prototype by Hugh Sterbakov
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|It's a bobo.. I mean boba fett? What is a boba fett? Uhhh is it something that would change my bath time forever?||Theodore Mccreadie of Hamilton||06/10/2014|
|Steve: Now Seth, dont be one of those people who chokes on the small pieces... Seth?
Steve: SETH NO! This is why we cant have nice things!!!
|Matt Sommers of Riverside||06/10/2014|
|Ahhhh, mines broken||Aaron||06/09/2014|
|Sorry.. There's a good price on Steve Sansweet's head.||Cody||06/07/2014|
|Damn Bobarazzi! Why can't they leave him alone?||Charlie Flowers||06/07/2014|
|Just because this old guy ran out of space on his BATTLESHIP game board, it doesn't give him the right to...well, okay. We'll try it.||Boba311 of Mile High City||06/06/2014|
|Ok Seth. Since your original Boba Fett action figure is in perfect cond-- err-- never mind. I'll give you $5.||Dave||06/06/2014|
|Do you think my dad will accept me as his son after I get him his favourite Stars Wars action figure??? Sure beats sharks with 'frickin' lasers!||Andrew Pepper||06/01/2014|
|Timmy's not afraid anymore. Now Timmy can shoot those monsters in his room...||FP Dave||05/30/2014|
|Steve: "So, the red rocket is inserted here, and..."
Seth: "Ok, I'm out."
|Dan Tearle of Lichfield||05/30/2014|
|You'll shoot your eye out kid.||Stephen of Seattle||05/30/2014|
|This is what happens when Chris Griffin goes toy shopping...||Austin Mears of Littleton||05/28/2014|
|For the last time, yes I am the guy who does the voice of Chris on Family Guy. I have done other stuff you know. Ever heard of Robot Chicken?||Paul Aponte of Atlanta, GA||05/27/2014|
|You're telling me this is worth how much?! And we opened it?!||Kota||05/27/2014|
|Thanks for dislodging the rocket from my throat, Steve. I thought I was done for...||Alex||05/26/2014|
|When this guy turns around, I'm bolting with this bad boy.||Alex||05/26/2014|
|If I break it, do I have to buy it?||Alex||05/26/2014|
|Many Bothans died to bring us this action figure.||James Shorten||05/25/2014|
|Seth: "Put the rocket back in slowly and don't let them know we broke it."||Dakota Cantrell||05/25/2014|
|Why are my toys on Antiques Roadshow -- I'm not that old!||Nick of toronto||05/22/2014|
|Steve: "This is not the bounty hunter you are looking for."
Seth: "You're right -- this would blow the entire budget of Robot Chicken."
|Seth: "I'm sexy and I know it"
Steve: "They're photographing the toy, not you."
|Matt of Woodlyn||05/20/2014|
|Bad parenting (and Battlestar Galactica) ruined toys in 1978||JIm Bell||05/20/2014|
|You'll shoot your eye out, kid!||Jeff||05/19/2014|
|It should be Mister Bobafett to you fool. He is just that good.||Deanna Smith||05/19/2014|
|"He's no good to me out of the box... just kidding, I've got a three episode deal for him on Robot Chicken if that fires..."||Christoph Klaiber of Fresno||05/18/2014|
|Wow good to see!||jd of Suwanee||05/18/2014|
|I thought I was coming to see a Chris Griffin action figure.||Jackie||05/18/2014|
|Dr. Evil will offer you 1 million $$'s||Jim of The Villages, FL||05/18/2014|
|Seth: "Now the thing to remember is the missile on these figures is so... *snap* fragile"||Justin||05/17/2014|
|Oops! I super glued this to my hand!||Frank Parker of Birmingham, England||05/17/2014|
|Oh yes... I fired the rocket -- and it was good.||80s Mixed of Houston||05/17/2014|
|Yo... You wanna try some Boba Fett? First time's free.||Gary McCoy of Providence||05/17/2014|
|You just don't get it do you Scott?||Dave||05/14/2014|
|I dated a Sarlacc pit once...||Sam of Philadelphia||05/14/2014|
|Tried to remove the helmet...||Devin||05/14/2014|
|Next time I'm without a paddle, I'm bringing this guy!||Dan of DB's Landing||05/14/2014|
|Seth: I think I'll use this on Robot Chicken! Steve: Do you have any idea what this is worth?||Tony||05/13/2014|
|Okay I will see what I have... "Frozen 2: Frozen on Carbonite."||Slayer of Formosa (Argentina)||05/13/2014|
|The only choking hazard here is me and my drink when you tell me again how much you paid for this, Steve...||Ian of Oxford, UK.||05/13/2014|
|Careful! If anyone sees this we're going to be swarmed!||Shadow Fett||05/13/2014|
|No pictures, dude. The little guy is shy...||Julian G Hicks of UK||05/13/2014|
|You un-zip him and I'll crazy clue it back on!||Tim Collins||05/13/2014|
|Seth: It's a REAL rocket!
Steve: Seth, it's plastic.
|Oh sure, a Boba Fett action figure. But, seriously, Hammerhead. Where's Hammerhead?||swhammerhead||05/13/2014|
|Sure, he breaks my Boba Fett... but somehow has kid gloves when handling the Jar Jar figures.||swhammerhead||05/13/2014|
|I don't think it's too much. He's the best, how can I NOT give him a an MM-9?||Cheyenne||05/12/2014|
|Steve spent days trying to figure out why Boba Fett was low on oil. It wasn't until day three did Seth have the heart to tell him it was just a toy.||craig||05/12/2014|
|I can't believe we smuggled this||Shantanu||05/12/2014|
|An early glimpse at the R&D that goes into Robot Chicken's Star Wars 7 parody.||swhammerhead||05/12/2014|
|We stayed up all night and proved that any Boba Fett toy can have a removable missile.||craig||05/12/2014|
|Um, Steve, keep your hands off my rocket!||Debbie||05/12/2014|
|With this firing rocket, there WILL be disintegrations.||Joe Fruscione of Silver Spring||05/12/2014|
|Sorry, thought you were going to show me Bubba's Feet.||David Keel of Houston||05/11/2014|
|He's worth more than I am!||Bob M||05/11/2014|