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|Oooooo.. Shiny!||swgman of west sussex||03/31/2007|
|Dude, my head hurts.... What is that in my head?!?!?!
CORTANA!?!?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?!
|ARC Fett of WA||01/19/2007|
|It wasn't long before Boba Fett started experiencing the horrible side effects of a strange disease called Dreamphobia.||The Unknown of Unknown Zone||04/11/2007|
|OH GOD! I FORGOT TO TAPE SCRUBS!!! AND ITS THE ONE WHERE JD FINALLY PROPOSES! I knew I shoulda just bought the damn Tivo....||Humorbot of UK||01/20/2007|
|were dos boba fett live||ryan of TX||03/08/2007|
|There is something on my head?
Did I get it?
|Boba Dude of tumwater WA||02/25/2007|
|Oh my head. Ok! Thats it! No more jetpacking through celings for getaways. No matter how fun it is.||Tim of Tomorrowland||04/07/2007|
|If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.
|Clone Commander Cody of Tipoca City, Kamino||01/18/2007|
|Don't do drugs, kids.||Matthias Fett of Tipoca City, Kamino||02/14/2007|
|Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"
|Dez Hokan of Slave IV||03/10/2007|
|*slosh slosh* Great, I got water in my helmet at the pool... *slosh slosh*||Fettish of Slave I||02/21/2007|
|There must be some mistake. I can't owe that much child support.||Fett Fan For Now of Seattle, WA||01/20/2007|
|" ...And action! oh for heavens sake fett, many many times have i told you not to drop your rifle into the sarlaccs mouth!"
|green helmeted fett of scotland||02/16/2007|
|I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.||Enforcer of Santa Maria, CA||04/14/2007|
|What a headache... screaming fans, poster signings, Fett action figures... There goes my status of being an "undercover" hunter. Now I'll probably have to sign an autograph before killing a person.||Josh of Salem||03/28/2007|
|Holy Crap! My Jetpack Doesn't Work!||Hunter of Roswell,GA||04/13/2007|
|"That's the last time I trust a talking car with my Mandalorian armor."||Chick Hicks of Radiator Springs||03/12/2007|
|damm it i wet my pants again blasted nerf herder||Octavio of pomon/ca||02/07/2007|
|DUDE!........where's my car?||SJ of place||01/20/2007|
|Jawas gone wild!!! Strangly I'm aroused.||Turtle of phx az||03/14/2007|
|why is the camera suddenly closing up on my head?!||yes the actual boba fett of Orange, CA||02/12/2007|
|WHAT?! PARIS HILTON IS STILL ALIVE??||yes the actual boba fett of Orange, CA||02/14/2007|
|Me hungry!||bob of ny||02/14/2007|
|"Oh my head, my head... what did I do last night? Oh I remember! No wait... nevermind."||TDog of North Carolina||02/06/2007|
|And the award for worst dramatic zoom goes to...||Fetterthanyou of NJ||01/18/2007|
|At a most in-opportune time, Fett's face breaks out in hives.||matt of new york||03/21/2007|
|yep still got 5 fingers!!||rubenfett of netherlands||04/20/2007|
|Unseen Voice: blah blah blah, because insults to the president should contain w as many times as possible and on the periodic table of elements balogna = X
Boba: Balogna = X!!!! ... wait is that why I failed science?
|SJ of n tario||02/06/2007|
|Dazed and confused, yet another part of Boba Fett's career.||Jim Henson of Mustafar Plains||02/16/2007|
|Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?||Fett II of Mos Eisley,Tatooine||03/02/2007|
|WHAA?...Arrgh! Those voices again, damn schizophrenia.||darth draco of mos eisley, texas||03/27/2007|
|Ow, my head.. What happened at that club last night?
Woah, I have fingers!
I'm onto you....
|Anakin Skywalker of Mos Eisley, Tatooine, Outer Rim, Galaxy of Pie||02/04/2007|
|"Oh no! Not the Jawas! Wait...Aren't they like two feet tall..."||James of Missouri||03/13/2007|
|"I got a headache! how many did I captured this week?... I need vacataions."||DanDBC of Mexico||04/20/2007|
|Cingular - the fewest dropped calls of any network.||Shifty of MD||01/17/2007|
|Sell me as Scrap?!?
SELL ME AS SCRAP?!?!
I'm BOBA FETT, not scrap!!!!
|Pheonix of Mandalore||01/16/2007|
|Whoa... man, I hope my operation went well...
Those aren't my feet!!!
|Chris of Los Angeles, California||01/20/2007|
|Boba: Die, Solo, Die!
Friend: Boba! Boba! Are you alright?
Boba: Huh? Oh Damn it! It was only a dream.
|The Last Mandalorian of Kentucky||02/08/2007|
|Woah.. Those deathsticks go straight to my head!||Roba Fett of Kamino||03/08/2007|
|I had the weirdest dream... about me being an annoying little kid with a bad Aussie accent instead of being a kick-ass bounty hunter...||Roba Fett of Kamino||03/08/2007|
kicks-ass!Dude, where am I who am I Why does My helmet say Boba-Fett on the inside of it ????????????
|Wild Style of Grnts ps Or.||02/08/2007|
|Boba Fett RULES!!!||Wild Style of grants pass or.||02/08/2007|
|capture by design, kill by Necessity||jon merdoc of fl||02/28/2007|
Talking Gecko: Is this what you feel like when you pay for your car insurance? If so, then go to Geico.com and sign up. 15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance. It's so easy a bounty hunter can do it.
Boba: Hey! DIE LIZARD!!!*Blasts Gecko's head off*
|Commander Appo of Fett Land||01/22/2007|
|Fett: "Base! I'm under attack! Send help!"
Fett: "Huh? Jango! I told you! Stop partying at Montross's and getting drunk! I need help! And a Bud Light."
Jango: "Huh? Whuzzat? Boba? Did you say to aim and fire all weapons at you? OK. Fire at Boba. Geez, I thought he had more common sense than that!"
|Dez Hokan of Edmond, Oklahoma||02/20/2007|
Boba: finally my helmet is fixed.
Helmet: A hello would have been nice.
|Sanguis of coventry||03/04/2007|
|wow maybe if I stop drinking late at night I won't find myself in odd places. wait, what's that!||Andki of Coruscant||01/18/2007|
|Hello? Bob, you there? Bob????? DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!||Anakin Skywalker of Coruscant||02/08/2007|
|oh god...what is the name of that song....this is gonna drive me nuts!!!||shogran of cornwall||01/22/2007|
|I know I forgot something.
What was it?
Now I remember! Where'd I put my prisoner again?
|Jenny of Concord, California||03/07/2007|
|Ughh! Never tell a Jawa to fix your helmet.||Raziel of chicago illinios||01/20/2007|
|Come closer my friend! Closer...closer...wait!!! Too close!!! *Thunk!*||Amanda Lorian of Chicago||02/07/2007|
|I think I had too much time in that bar last night....||Kina Diane Hicks of Chasing Cars||04/05/2007|
|Fear I have not!||sean of carol stream||04/15/2007|
|man jawas scare me hey! did anyone see that? hey threw a rock at my head!!!||lazertagracoon of brockville canada||03/14/2007|
|Ok, thats it. Once i get my Fett-Jawa-Repellent out of my utility belt, those jawas are............ WHERE IS MY UTILITY BELT!?!?!||djchicken of austin, tx||02/04/2007|
|Take off the zoom, please!!!||Jake Mitchell of Amity, MO||04/19/2007|
|Owe my achin head! What did I do last nigh-"
"What the- Rystall?!"
|Dash of Alameda||04/13/2007|
|Baby, just call me 'Stud Muffin'.||Cecilia||01/16/2007|
|What happened last night...
What the-? I got a tattoo?
|Where am I? WHO am I?||Gustavo||01/17/2007|
|Whoa, did anyone get the number of that bus? Or was that a sarlaac? Hard to tell..||Mandalore Stargazer||01/18/2007|
|Hello? Hello? HELLO?
I told those stupid Jawas to fix my comlink. now they shall pay!!!
|Oh man, my aching head...I'll never mix Juma Juice with Jack Daniels ever again....||Humorbot||01/19/2007|
|Oh god, what happened last night...... and why is there a wookie in my bed?||J Fett||01/20/2007|
|Boba: That was some party...what the-?!
When did I get belly button ring!?
|*Big red question mark*
Hey! The colorist didn't finish! The bottom part of helmet needs coloring! It's freakin' WHITE!
|".....What happened last-EGAD! I'M IN A TUB OF ICE!! WHERE'S MY OTHER KIDNEY?!?"||Stevey||01/21/2007|
|Holy Crap, my helmet is TALKING!!! IT JUST SAID ".............?" GYAGH! MY HELMET IS POSSESSED!||Bob||01/21/2007|
|That's the last time I drink and fly.||Bobafan||01/21/2007|
|Ugh! This hang over's going to suck... Oh God. Sintas, what did we do???||fairyblood||01/22/2007|
|THAT KID IS ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!||Humorbot||01/22/2007|
|Boba: Can you hear me now?||Mando Girl||02/03/2007|
|Are you threatening my Unit?||Manco||02/04/2007|
|Hey, why is that camera getting closer?||anon||02/10/2007|
|What the... how did I get in this suit?
-Boba, far away: How did I get in a dress?
|Oh...crud...THE DANG HELMET'S STUCK!!!||KetFORfett||02/23/2007|
|"Then I'll kill them. I'm stronger than any jawa."||Keenan||02/25/2007|
|Aint gettin on no sandcrawler foo'||TheMeanBean||03/15/2007|
|Wait, wasn't my car here this morning??||Spotty||03/30/2007|
|....oh...oh crap...DID I LEAVE THE CURLING IRON ON?!?||Phear||04/02/2007|
|"Yeah, thanks for the tune-up, Jawa Guy!........wha? OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!?!||Ryan||04/03/2007|
|OMG!!! CAPTAIN AMERICA DIED!!!!||Bob Saget||04/03/2007|
|Oh, %&$#*! I left my house unlocked!||Tito||04/03/2007|
|What the...Kelly Clarkson? Shakira? MC Chris? What di'kut's been screwing around with my playlist?!||M||04/05/2007|
|Huh, what the... Hey I didn't know I had HDTV installed in this thing. Sweet.||M||04/05/2007|
|THIS ISN'T DARK HORSE ARTWORK! WHEN DID I BECOME A MARVEL CHARACTER?||POOP||04/18/2007|